Re: Florida Man
Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 9:09 pm
When SCOTUS gets all the rage about originalism they ought to enforce the 2nd Amenment and include gun ownership as related to the well regulated militia...
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Re: Florida Man
Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 9:43 pm
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2022 3:32 pm
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:07 pm
We were on an a single-lane on ramp pretty high off the ground when a vehicle squeezed past us at a good clip like we weren't right there. WTAF? Oh, looky, a Florida license plate. Enough said.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:57 am
I mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.
But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.
I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.
I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:03 am
Hold my beer...Ben-Prime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:57 amI mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.
But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.
I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.
I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
Inflight Sex Caused Plane Crash!
Inflight Sex Caused Plane Crash!NTSB Cash Report wrote:THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE FLIGHT. CONTRIBUTING TO THE ACCIDENT WAS THE EXCEEDING OF THE DESIGN LIMITS OF THE AIRPLANE LEADING TO A WING FAILURE.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:00 am
Full link for the crash report above: https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=231497
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:58 am
Same link as mine.. .
Now give me my beer back....
Now give me my beer back....
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:38 pm
Yeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...
The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:23 pm
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:54 pm
Ah, then thank you!raison de arizona wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:38 pmYeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...
The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 9:59 am
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 10:25 am
GOP Congressional Candidate for #FL24.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2022 11:47 am
gd she's stupid
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 8:48 am
I understand that Florida Man entries are usually of a little different behavior than what I am posting here. But as a person who lives in Florida, as quite a few of our members do, this is the kind of Florida Man that I encounter most often. The thread is not very long.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:48 am
Cuz apologizes are so hard to do. Good Lord, what a beast. May he and his wife catch covid and choke on their own bile.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:17 am
Oh dear... probably could be cross-posted to the Flying the Unfriendly Skies thread or something. Not all the assholes are Floridian (althought we have our fair share). Do we even know if this jerk is a Florida resident or just a tourist passing through?
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:54 am
We do t know for sure. So I’m gonna give him an honorary Florida Man designation because he reminds me of so many confirmed Florida Men I have encountered over the years.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:55 am
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm
The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:44 am
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:33 pm
You win the internet today.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:43 pm
Gregg wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:33 pmYou win the internet today.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:20 pm
Is the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:32 pm
YesFrater I*I wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:20 pmIs the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.