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The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 11:06 pm
by neonzx
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The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:43 am
by neonzx
Speaker Johnson runs into the safe arms of Hannity. ".. this is not the the time to talk about legislation."

More snippets in THREAD:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:54 am
by sugar magnolia
Go fuck yourself Johnson.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:25 am
by Slim Cognito


Also, what Sugar said.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 8:50 am
by RVInit
Suranis wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:44 pm I never thought that. I think he is going to be eaten alive.
It seems more like we have a trajectory of the USA being eaten from the inside out. It seemed to be more slowly from the Reagan years but in 2015 it definitely has picked up in speed and determination.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:39 am
by Estiveo
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The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:44 am
by AndyinPA
:cantlook: Too true.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 12:12 pm
by RTH10260
:thumbsup: :lol:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:14 pm
by Greatgrey

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:39 pm
by Kendra
Oh please, let it be true :prettyplease:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:50 pm
by Suranis
https://www.theonion.com/republicans-ex ... 1850967223
The Onion
Republicans Explain Why They Support An Election Denier As House Speaker

Newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson of Louisiana was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election. The Onion asked House Republicans why they unanimously selected an election denier as their leader, and this is what they said.
Every single one of these might as well be a real quote

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:56 pm
by neonzx
Sorry kids.
It's not Larry. Fatty Tuna Douche lives in Florida. (unfortunately)

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 9:17 pm
by pipistrelle
Suranis wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 7:50 pm https://www.theonion.com/republicans-ex ... 1850967223
The Onion
Republicans Explain Why They Support An Election Denier As House Speaker

Newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson of Louisiana was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election. The Onion asked House Republicans why they unanimously selected an election denier as their leader, and this is what they said.
Every single one of these might as well be a real quote
My favorite is Stefanik.
“If America didn’t want us empowering election deniers they would have voted the right way and not forced our hand.”

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 9:24 pm
by p0rtia
:yeahthat:

The scary thing about the Stefanik quote is that it is more or less what she says in response to questions about how she can vote for the shit she votes for and how she can be an election denier.

Also liked the Gaetz and McHenry quotes!

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:45 pm
by AndyinPA
She ought to stop and think about what she said, but I guess not. :cantlook:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 3:52 am
by pipistrelle
AndyinPA wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:45 pm She ought to stop and think about what she said, but I guess not. :cantlook:
It’s the Onion. She didn’t say it but it sounds like something she could say.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 9:33 am
by neonzx
Oh, they voted in a real winner with Speaker Johnson...

From HuffPo.

Mike Johnson's Wife Runs Counseling Service That Compares Being Gay To Bestiality, Incest
The newly elected Republican House speaker and his wife, Kelly, have long intertwined their political and business lives.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-joh ... 10fef0462e
The wife of newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) runs a counseling business that advocates the belief that homosexuality is comparable to bestiality and incest, according to its operating documents.

Johnson and his wife, Kelly, have long intertwined their political and business lives: They became a known entity in the late 1990s when they went on national television as the face of Louisiana’s new marriage covenant law, which makes it harder to get a divorce. Today, they co-host a podcast, “Truth Be Told,” where they talk about political and social issues from a conservative Christian perspective. Their podcast is up to 69 episodes.

“We have been working in ministry side by side and together for our whole marriage,” Johnson said last year when he and his wife launched their podcast, in an interview with The Message, a website that connects members of the Louisiana Southern Baptist community.

The House speaker’s identity as an evangelical Christian has been a driving force in his personal life and his career, which includes eight years as the senior attorney and national spokesperson for a legal nonprofit affiliated with the religious right.

“Go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it ― that’s my worldview,” Johnson told Fox News’ Sean Hannity in a Thursday night interview. “That’s what I believe, and so I make no apologies for it.”

Kelly Johnson features the couple’s podcast on the website of her company, Onward Christian Counseling Services, which promotes Bible-based pastoral counseling. Her website also includes a link to its 2017 operating agreement, which lays out the corporate bylaws for the company ― and embraces a number of socially conservative beliefs about LGBTQ+ people and women’s reproductive rights. :snippity: :snippity:
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The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 10:27 am
by RTH10260
Justice Clarence Thomas and wife Gini are a nice match for them :blackeye:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 10:42 am
by Estiveo
Johnson is apparently a big fan of Ken Hamm & his Ark Encounter. I find this unsurprising.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:02 am
by RTH10260
I don't think science will be among his top priorities.



The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 11:22 am
by AndyinPA
pipistrelle wrote: Sat Oct 28, 2023 3:52 am
AndyinPA wrote: Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:45 pm She ought to stop and think about what she said, but I guess not. :cantlook:
It’s the Onion. She didn’t say it but it sounds like something she could say.
Oops! I missed that. :biggrin:

As you say, sounds like she could.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 9:15 am
by Estiveo

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 11:16 am
by bill_g
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What is this country coming to? It used to be a Man could own someone outright. Now you have to rent them from the government on a long term lease. What kind of commie Socialist crap is that?

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 12:53 pm
by Suranis
Referenced on SNL cold open.


The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 1:36 pm
by AndyinPA
:lol: