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The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:14 pm
by bill_g
Caption this-

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:20 pm
by RTH10260
Did they lose Jesus again? Did you find him :?:

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:21 pm
by Chilidog
bill_g wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:14 pm Caption this-

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...
Old white men

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:24 pm
by Flatpoint High
no non-christians?
the huddle failed?

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:29 pm
by bill_g
Touch me like that again, and even Jesus couldn't save your soul.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:30 pm
by AndyinPA
:rotflmao:

That's John Fetterman!

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:32 pm
by W. Kevin Vicklund
Kneeling - the ultimate sign of disrespect for America.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:41 pm
by Slim Cognito
Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:42 pm
by Flatpoint High
Slim Cognito wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:41 pm Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.
There was no testosterone in the chamber, either. just a bunch of emasculated cucks

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:42 pm
by AndyinPA
I think I like that Mike Johnson will be the face of the republicans for the 2024 election, along with tfg, of course.

I had a cartoon on my FB page the other day with a picture of the US covered with a flag that said something like, "This is our country, not your church."

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 2:00 pm
by RTH10260
Now repeat the knee bending part on the football field :twisted:

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 2:11 pm
by NewMexGirl
Slim Cognito wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:41 pm Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.
:rotflmao:

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 2:43 pm
by Estiveo
bill_g wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:14 pm Caption this-

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...
See, Trump prefers men only use one knee, like this, when gobbling his 🍄. Both knees is for porn stars and, eventually, Ivanka.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 2:52 pm
by p0rtia
Chilidog wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:21 pm
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Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

:rimshot:

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 3:13 pm
by AndyinPA
At least one guy is cheating, sitting on the seat.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 3:14 pm
by Mr brolin
Yo ..... Shooter ..... Crap Out....

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:10 pm
by Ben-Prime
Estiveo wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:27 pm Estiveoshot_20231026_092603.jpg
Let's face it. You know Fetterman was *waiting* for someone to ask. He had this one in his hip pocket.

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:13 pm
by Ben-Prime
bill_g wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 1:14 pm Caption this-

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...
"Okay, so you're saying that under Secret Amendment 1/2, I'm not *really* Speaker until I find the one deliberate mistake in this carpet pattern?"

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:17 pm
by Dave from down under
“Anyone found my integrity yet?”

“Nup! But we would have trouble recognising it even if we found it..”

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:07 pm
by RVInit
Dave from down under wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:17 pm “Anyone found my integrity yet?”

“Nup! But we would have trouble recognising it even if we found it..”
:winner:

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:13 pm
by W. Kevin Vicklund
"Dammit, we lost our government again?!"

"Well, we had to make it small enough to fit in a 9-year-old's uterus!"

The 118th Congress with McCarthy then Fuc*ing Fuc*wad Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:36 pm
by neonzx
Meet the evangelical activist who’s had a 'profound influence' on Speaker Mike Johnson
David Barton has spent decades working to overturn church-state separation. He celebrated Johnson’s election as a turning point for the Christian right.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ev ... rcna122313
Two years before going from a relatively unknown congressman to speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson of Louisiana spoke at a national gathering of Christian lawmakers in North Texas and shared his deep admiration for the man behind the conference: the evangelical activist and self-styled historian David Barton.

“I was introduced to David and his ministry a quarter-century ago,” Johnson said at the ProFamily Legislators Conference, which was being hosted by Barton’s nonprofit WallBuilders, a Texas group dedicated to promoting the idea that America was founded as a Christian nation whose laws should be based on a conservative reading of the Bible.

Johnson told the audience at the December 2021 gathering that Barton’s teachings — which are disputed by many historians — have had “a profound influence on me, and my work, and my life and everything I do.”

Johnson’s effusive praise for Barton, an influential background figure in the conservative evangelical political movement, sends an unmistakable signal about how the devout Christian Republican lawmaker — now second in the line to the presidency — views the role of religion in government and public life, said John Fea, a professor of American history at Messiah University in Pennsylvania.

“David Barton is a political propagandist, he’s a Christian-right activist who cherry picks from the past to promote political agendas in the present, to paint a picture of America’s history as evangelicals would like it to be,” said Fea, who’s also an evangelical. “Mike Johnson comes straight out of that Christian-right world, where Barton’s ideas are highly influential. It’s the air they breathe.” :snippity:
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Anyone here still think Johnson is going to shift towards more moderate stances on policy now that he is speaker?

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:44 pm
by Suranis
I never thought that. I think he is going to be eaten alive.

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:48 pm
by AndyinPA
Suranis wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:44 pm I never thought that. I think he is going to be eaten alive.

:pray:

The 118th Congress with "My Kevin" McCarthy then "Fuc*ing Fuc*wad" Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House /Clowns

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 9:31 pm
by Foggy
Before he goes in the oven, he must be trussed. :mrgreen: