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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:08 pm
by Suranis
I imagine that a high level religious leader wrote that.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:41 pm
by raison de arizona
I'm not sure how old this is, but it aged poorly! :lol:
The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow wrote: Boebert: There has been a moral decay in our country because too many of our leaders have traded the truth for a lie. @Acyn

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:44 pm
by raison de arizona
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:56 pm
by Suranis
If that's one of the pics (I never bothered looking) it looks to me like the guy is lifting something to his mouth. He would have to have forearms like the Hulk to reach her boobs from that angle.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:02 pm
by raison de arizona
Suranis wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:56 pm If that's one of the pics (I never bothered looking) it looks to me like the guy is lifting something to his mouth. He would have to have forearms like the Hulk to reach her boobs from that angle.
Check out where her hand is in that pic.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:16 pm
by Suranis
raison de arizona wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:02 pm Check out where her hand is in that pic.
Honestly, I'm not that interested.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:17 pm
by raison de arizona
Suranis wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:16 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:02 pm Check out where her hand is in that pic.
Honestly, I'm not that interested.
I get it, yer a boob man. ;)

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:29 am
by Kriselda Gray
Suranis wrote: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:56 pm If that's one of the pics (I never bothered looking) it looks to me like the guy is lifting something to his mouth. He would have to have forearms like the Hulk to reach her boobs from that angle.
This could be a still shot from any point in the video, such as when he's reaching over or bringing his hand back. I couldn't say for sure on that. But I did see the video and it's unmistakable that he's fondling her breast and she's fondling his crotch.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 6:56 am
by Foggy
Yeah, and what's next after they've gone that far? It's been a spell since I got that far on a first date, but - and correct me if I'm wrong, but - hasn't she already reached third base? And the only thing left to do is to start taking off the clothes.

As a red-blooded American male Earthling, I can tell you that if a lady is willing to grab my crotch with both hands, she's mine for the evening. If she's willing to do that, she's going all the way, there's no doubt. The very next step involves removal of her clothing, in the most delicate sexy possible way. If she's gone that far in a public theater, look out when I get her alone someplace nice.

Not saying that this lady is attractive, because she's not.

Just talking about sexual behavior of homo sapiens at an advanced stage.

If the theater had given them two more minutes, they'd have either left on their own or gotten naked on the floor of the theater.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 7:02 am
by Foggy
Having said that, I do thank her on behalf of teenage boys everywhere, for showing teenage girls what to do when you need some "me time". Her excuse was that she's been through this horrible divorce, and she needed some "me time" amirite? That's how grownup girls do "me time"!

Oh, wait. Maybe that wasn't much of an improvement over Monica teaching all the teenage girls about oral sex. :roll:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 11:59 pm
by Gregg
neonzx wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:54 am
bill_g wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:43 am Jayson's apology to his former wife sounds sincere, thoughtful, and authentic.
It is my understanding the divorce is not finalized. Jayson's posting, to me, appears professionally written - damage control. Am I being too cynical when thinking perhaps Lauren agreed to some lesser terms in EXCHANGE for Jayson publicly accepting ALL the blame?
Keeping the million dollar consulting gigs he suddenly got when the wife went from McDonald's drive thru to Congress.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 1:49 am
by Flatpoint High
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 4:57 pm
by pipistrelle
Rep. Lauren Boebert rents an apartment from an executive for Koch-backed group
Ethics experts told Insider that Boebert is not violating any rules by renting from someone who helps run an advocacy group, as long as she pays the market rate. Anthony Fakhoury, a Boebert spokesperson, said she pays $2,000 per month under the terms of her 12-month lease.

The going rents in Boebert's neighborhood vary widely. According to Census data, the 2021 median rent in the zip code was $2,395, a number that incorporates all home sizes and includes utilities. An Insider survey of advertised rents for other one-bedroom apartments nearby ranged from $1,695 to just under $7,000 per month, depending on the location and amenities offered. A no-longer-active listing for Boebert's apartment, provided by Fakhoury, says that the typical monthly rent for one-bedroom apartments nearby is $3,061 — and $4,000 for "premium" units. Zillow estimates that the rent for Boebert's apartment would be $3,518.

The unit boasts stainless steel appliances, a walk-in closet, granite countertops, and in-unit washer and dryer. Despite being a basement unit, it appears to get lots of natural light. Its main selling point is, of course, the close proximity to the Capitol.

Boebert came by the place by chance, Fakhoury said: "She found a flyer at the property with all the information on it." He added that Boebert was not aware the owners were connected to the Koch-backed group.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:00 pm
by Dave from down under
:liar:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:27 pm
by Slim Cognito
Sure she didn't.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm
by raison de arizona
Cheap date, they bought her for what? $20k/yr? Is that the going rate for Representatives? I might could afford me one.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm
by Shizzle Popped
She thought Koch-backed meant something else.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2023 10:35 pm
by Ben-Prime
Shizzle Popped wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm She thought Koch-backed meant something else.
Torn between :rimshot: and "Dammit, I wish I'd said it first."

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 12:44 am
by bill_g
The question becomes does she actually pay it.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 6:41 am
by RTH10260
Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 1:49 am
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BUT... But... but... there is a typo: WHO WHORE IT BETTER?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 12:28 pm
by raison de arizona
Kat Abu @abughazalehkat wrote: I can't believe Boebert just ignored the clear out given to her and went with the "Beetlejuice gets me horny" defense instead:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 12:42 pm
by bill_g
Cams, Cams, everywhere there's cams
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you see the Cameras?
► Show Spoiler

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 10:31 pm
by RTH10260

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:08 am
by Phoenix520
RTH10260 wrote: Sun Sep 24, 2023 6:41 am
Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 1:49 am
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BUT... But... but... there is a typo: WHO WHORE IT BETTER?
Miss Piggy looks great in that outfit! The hat really completes it. Marjo just looks mad. Like, really pissed about her life choices, and that she forgot her sweater. I can’t get over how much she resembles that Neanderthal reconstruction :batting:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:32 am
by Gregg
raison de arizona wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm Cheap date, they bought her for what? $20k/yr? Is that the going rate for Representatives? I might could afford me one.
Her "dates" used to be $750 for 4 hours Greek $150 extra.on Tryst.