Or not offensive enough?
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Only if we call MTG big bitch.
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Just make sure to preface any epithet with 'Granny' or 'Grandma'.
Example:
'36 year old Bobo, better known as 'Granny Lil Bitch'...
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The small bitches won't mind too much.
Go ahead.
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Fred Wellman @FPWellman wrote: She threw out the pin honoring a child slaughtered in a school shooting. Didn't just give it back or say "no thank you." She threw it out like a little child. @laurenboebert is absolute trash.sarah fishkind @sarahefishkind wrote: Update: We just talked to Lauren Boebert about what the pin represents. She immediately threw away the pin and shook her head “no” when I said we hope you can take action on gun violence prevention.
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What a Call Us Next Tuesday.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 8:36 pmFred Wellman @FPWellman wrote: She threw out the pin honoring a child slaughtered in a school shooting. Didn't just give it back or say "no thank you." She threw it out like a little child. @laurenboebert is absolute trash.sarah fishkind @sarahefishkind wrote: Update: We just talked to Lauren Boebert about what the pin represents. She immediately threw away the pin and shook her head “no” when I said we hope you can take action on gun violence prevention.
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You go, GURL!!!
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Oh, the good ol' days. At least she's consistent, I guess.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: In 2018, Lauren Boebert, who recently threw a school shooting victim’s memorial pin in the trash, drove to protest against students demanding an end to school shootings.
Boebert called America’s 15,000 “gun related deaths” per year, “a drop in the bucket.”
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White trash has no place in Congress. Or Colorado.
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V, neither of these two are linguistic aces. They’re very basic girls."Little bitch"? That is the best MTG could come up with?
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High school girls.Phoenix520 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:29 pmV, neither of these two are linguistic aces. They’re very basic girls."Little bitch"? That is the best MTG could come up with?
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: Lauren Boebert apologized for “the appearance” of “disrespecting a child” killed in the Uvalde school shooting after a video of her throwing away her memorial pin went viral.
Boebert partially blamed throwing the pin away on wearing AirPods and claimed the man was “aggressive.”
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Boebert wants to haul Obama in for questioning. Video at link.
https://crooksandliars.com/2023/07/laur ... tify-bidenLauren Boebert: Obama Should Testify At Biden Impeachment
Whatever she's smoking, it's not making her smarter.
Republicans in Congress haven't announced an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, but Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is already suggesting witnesses for the hearings.
During an interview on Tuesday, podcaster Benny Johnson asked Boebert if former President Barack Obama knew about the crimes alleged by Republicans.
"Do you think that Obama knew about all this?" Johnson wondered. "I mean, candidly, do you think that President Obama, like, knew that Joe Biden was doing this? Do you think he's complicit in this?"
"Certainly, that's a strong allegation," Boebert replied. "And maybe we need to bring Barack Obama in to testify before one of these committees to see exactly what he knows."
But Boebert argued that a "paper trail" could be enough to impeach Biden.
"And so I believe that we are going to see a lot of connections come out," she said. "I don't know if Barack Obama is going to be one of those. But we seem to uncover something new every time that we look into this."
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Actually, that would be amusing to see: Obama running rings around whatever dopey questions this dipshit could dream up.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:46 pm Boebert wants to haul Obama in for questioning. Video at link.https://crooksandliars.com/2023/07/laur ... tify-bidenLauren Boebert: Obama Should Testify At Biden Impeachment
Whatever she's smoking, it's not making her smarter.
Republicans in Congress haven't announced an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, but Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is already suggesting witnesses for the hearings.
During an interview on Tuesday, podcaster Benny Johnson asked Boebert if former President Barack Obama knew about the crimes alleged by Republicans.
"Do you think that Obama knew about all this?" Johnson wondered. "I mean, candidly, do you think that President Obama, like, knew that Joe Biden was doing this? Do you think he's complicit in this?"
"Certainly, that's a strong allegation," Boebert replied. "And maybe we need to bring Barack Obama in to testify before one of these committees to see exactly what he knows."
But Boebert argued that a "paper trail" could be enough to impeach Biden.
"And so I believe that we are going to see a lot of connections come out," she said. "I don't know if Barack Obama is going to be one of those. But we seem to uncover something new every time that we look into this."
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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She refused to leave and made them call the cops to throw her out.
https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/l ... al-denver/Lauren Boebert escorted out of “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver after “causing a disturbance”
Boebert campaign manager says congresswoman was just “enthusiastically” enjoying Sunday’s show
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.
In an incident report shared with The Denver Post on Tuesday afternoon, officials with Denver Arts & Venues wrote that two patrons were asked to leave the city-owned Buell Theatre during the performance of the touring Broadway show. They previously were issued a warning during the intermission regarding behavior that prompted three complaints from other theatergoers, the report says.
The report does not name Boebert as one of the patrons or identify the other person. But her campaign office — while disputing the behavior alleged — confirmed that she was escorted from the Buell on Sunday night during the “Beetlejuice” show.
The incident report states that after receiving the intermission warning, about five minutes into the second act security officials received “another complaint about the patrons being loud and at the time (they) were recording.” Taking pictures or recording is not permitted at shows.
The report quotes one of the ushers: “They told me they would not leave. I told them that they need to leave the theater and if they do not, they will be trespassing. The patrons said they would not leave. I told them I would (be) going to get Denver Police. They said go get them.”
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Is she frauditing now, or just drinking?raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:10 pm She refused to leave and made them call the cops to throw her out.https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/l ... al-denver/Lauren Boebert escorted out of “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver after “causing a disturbance”
Boebert campaign manager says congresswoman was just “enthusiastically” enjoying Sunday’s show
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.
In an incident report shared with The Denver Post on Tuesday afternoon, officials with Denver Arts & Venues wrote that two patrons were asked to leave the city-owned Buell Theatre during the performance of the touring Broadway show. They previously were issued a warning during the intermission regarding behavior that prompted three complaints from other theatergoers, the report says.
The report does not name Boebert as one of the patrons or identify the other person. But her campaign office — while disputing the behavior alleged — confirmed that she was escorted from the Buell on Sunday night during the “Beetlejuice” show.
The incident report states that after receiving the intermission warning, about five minutes into the second act security officials received “another complaint about the patrons being loud and at the time (they) were recording.” Taking pictures or recording is not permitted at shows.
The report quotes one of the ushers: “They told me they would not leave. I told them that they need to leave the theater and if they do not, they will be trespassing. The patrons said they would not leave. I told them I would (be) going to get Denver Police. They said go get them.”
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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