Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I guess the right-wing view of "traditional Christian marriage" for Palin, Greene, and Boo-Boo is :
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Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
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So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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Well, if the rumor is true, maybe her and Rafael "Ted" Cruz can hook up.
They're not discussing the reason for the divorce, but I'm sure her soon-to-be ex-husband will expose it...
They're not discussing the reason for the divorce, but I'm sure her soon-to-be ex-husband will expose it...
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Now that you mention it, Resume 18…She loves to strut her stuff on a stage, any stage. Xtianist grifter is her born calling!
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Facebook Rumour #453,324 - She has hooked up with some guy from "Pastors for Trump."
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I note that it appears his first real clue that she was divorcing him was being served. What a chicken Bobo is, and yeah it’s perfectly in line with her character.
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Lets hope she loses-I donated!Resume18 wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 11:22 am Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Ya. Lemme see if I can find it;
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I hope that gets blown up
the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
the nerve of her spouting family marriage bullshit when she was clearly schlepping.
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he does look better than ted cruz
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I remember her saying "I've always been faithful to my husband," as part of her statement and thinking that was suspicious. Now it makes sense. I don't think she was always faithful.
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
how about never been faithful.
and she has horrid taste in men
and she has horrid taste in men
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The question that set Clay off is the guy asked Boebert about her divorce.
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she has probably schlepped him too
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
So, her constituents are radical socialists?
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She doesn't have the foggiest clue how to spell raDikuL sosialisTs, much less how to define the term.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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Bobo's idea of good governance...Resume18 wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 11:22 am Now that she's a single mom, I fully expect her to exhibit more empathy for single-parent households and support programs that . . .
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
What I expect is she loses the next election and embarks on a new career in tele-evangeli$$$m, conducting services in a short skirt, thigh-high boots, and long, looong jacket.
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The Clay Higgins incident during the press conference.
The physical contact would normally lead to a battery charge.
MeidasTouch speaker, you may want to fast forward -- time set to incident replay
The physical contact would normally lead to a battery charge.
MeidasTouch speaker, you may want to fast forward -- time set to incident replay
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
It occurred to me this morning that Bobo may be starting to realise that she is in serious danger of being out of a job come the next election because she hasn't changed the behaviour that left her within a hairbreath of losing in 2022.
So she is ditching the stuff about her that she has heard is unpopular, like her moron of a husband. Who likes flashing "barely legal" girls
Ditching the behaviour does not occur to her. But if she did everyone would ignore her. So it's act like a normal human being and all the attention goes away, or keep at it and draw unemployment. Hmmm... ya ditching the moron pervert ought to be worth a couple of points, right? Right?
So she is ditching the stuff about her that she has heard is unpopular, like her moron of a husband. Who likes flashing "barely legal" girls
Ditching the behaviour does not occur to her. But if she did everyone would ignore her. So it's act like a normal human being and all the attention goes away, or keep at it and draw unemployment. Hmmm... ya ditching the moron pervert ought to be worth a couple of points, right? Right?
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
How Clay Higgins wasn't charged is beyond me. Ex-cop, I think.
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Not only that, Boebert was there when the flashing happened. She witnessed it, as a 17yo. She saw a dude flashing his wang at a couple teen girls and said, yeah, that's the guy I want to marry.
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Who knows what we will learn in the coming days and weeks. Just remember I called this first.