Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
"Hello, I am checking to see if you are dead or not."
"I am."
"You are what?"
"I'm dead."
"But did you vote in the 2020 election?"
"I sure did."
"If you're dead, how come you're standing there talking to me?"
"If you think Trump won, how come you were able to tie your own shoelaces this morning?"
"Voter confirmed he was dead when he voted last year."
"I am."
"You are what?"
"I'm dead."
"But did you vote in the 2020 election?"
"I sure did."
"If you're dead, how come you're standing there talking to me?"
"If you think Trump won, how come you were able to tie your own shoelaces this morning?"
"Voter confirmed he was dead when he voted last year."
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
I think he is just addicted to conflict.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
He's addicted to addiction. It is my understanding that is what the 12-step program is supposed to deal with. Otherwise, you just trade one for another. I also believe Lindell has separate mental health issues which would complicate recovery. Also, you have to admit you have a problem.
It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a dickwad.
It's almost sad, if he wasn't such a dickwad.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Assuming one doesn't get addicted to 12-step meetingsSlim Cognito wrote: ↑Wed Oct 06, 2021 2:38 pm He's addicted to addiction. It is my understanding that is what the 12-step program is supposed to deal with. Otherwise, you just trade one for another.
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Boy, try to get a 30-day chip there!
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Connecticut vampires, why is it alla time Connecticut vampires?
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Regarding Idaho billing him, in an article from the Idaho Statesman.
https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/pol ... 38702.html
https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/pol ... 38702.html
Ironically, 0.1% is the percentage of bad data if his claim of 2K voters with an age of 200 is true.The office wrapped up its Bonner County audit Saturday and reported a 0.1% margin of error across all three counties, concluding that the election “was executed with both integrity and accuracy.”
Read more at: https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/pol ... rylink=cpy
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Frank, Clements, and Keshel will be spouting nonsense in Post Falls ID on Sat.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Omg look at that motley crew, what a show!
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
So is Mike Lindell saying that Columbus came over with a few 300 year old sailors? Or some of the Pilgrims were 450 years old? I don't see how anyone can say he hasn't blown past Orly level insanity.
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
850 years old?
I guess this boots Harrison Bounel off the front back page
I guess this boots Harrison Bounel off the front back page
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Columbus. Welp, we still teach our youngins that he "founded" America. Not exactly. However, we have a National Holiday for this POS?
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Thw evolution of Columbus from largely ignored jackass to Heroic defender of Rationalism is an interesting one. Its one part Italians bieng wanted to be seen as real Americans so having an Italian hero at the very start was a good move to prove their americanness, one part Washington Irving wanting to write a biography of Columbus and finding that the real arrogant jackass was an unsuitable subject for his next book so he made the whole thing up, and one part Athiest historians who wanted people to believe people were ignorant in the Middle Ages, so inventing a fact that people believed the earth was flat in the "religious dark ages" and setting up Columbus as one of the heros heroically fighting against the silly religious freaks, rather than the reality of a guy thinking everyone else's maths were wrong and who thought the world was really Pear shaped.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
From an RSBN article posted by Orlylicious upthread:
Wow - is there nothing this genius can't do?The MyPillow CEO also confirmed to RSBN that he has a team working on replacing the tabulation machines manufactured by Dominion Voting Systems which led him to his next announcement
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
After extensive research, his team has developed the perfect replacement device.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Let me guess. They were all born on January 1, 1800. And of course, no clerk in the history of the world has ever made a typo when recording a date, so it's inconceivable that someone born in 1970 was accidentally listed as born in 1170.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Don't you know all government documents are perfect. They never get anything wrong. My birth certificate alone gets my mother's middle name wrong and adds an extra r to her French maiden name
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
based on the photocopier presented at his cyber symposiumJune bug wrote: ↑Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:12 am From an RSBN article posted by Orlylicious upthread:Wow - is there nothing this genius can't do?The MyPillow CEO also confirmed to RSBN that he has a team working on replacing the tabulation machines manufactured by Dominion Voting Systems which led him to his next announcement
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
The one exception to this is, of course, the official Hawaii state birth certificate issued to Barack Obama.
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The MyPillow Vote Tabulator
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
Ohhh no - how will he ever get over hanging chadsShizzle Popped wrote: ↑Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:55 am ibm.711.102635176.lg.jpg
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & 'Cyber Symposium' & Other #FAILS - FrankSpeech
It was definitely either nicholas cage or Keanu Reeves who voted
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