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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 12:25 am
by New Turtle
This seat and the one in Alaska could possibly decide control of the House

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:40 am
by Suranis
It might be giving this guy life, but in fact the only one dancing around in the the first photo was Boebert herself. Everyone else was staring at the screen going "uuuh..."

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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:54 am
by RTH10260
A decade ago we collected birther tears, now it must be magat tears :daydreaming:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:55 am
by Mr brolin
Welp, with that shimmy going on, is BoBo prepping for a new career in..... athletic, vertical, metal roof support melodic gyrations...? I am led to believe that 1-800 Jet Doll, 33 years serving (amongst other locations) the Grand Junction area are hiring...... :twisted:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:04 am
by Foggy
On the bright side, now she can finish high school.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:22 am
by New Turtle

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 8:23 am
by W. Kevin Vicklund
Maybe she can learn how to be an erotic horror film star from Tudor Dixon.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 8:40 am
by bill_g
I'm haz tha sadz fro Bobo todaze.

Not.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 8:43 am
by noblepa
Cries of "Election fraud! The Democrats stole the election! Voting machines switched votes!" in 3, 2, 1 . . .

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:11 am
by Slim Cognito
I'm surprised it didn't start about midnight last night.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:57 am
by Phoenix520
If I never see another video of that…woman… preaching her brand of Xianist elimination fantasies it will be too soon.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:01 am
by noblepa
Phoenix520 wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:57 am If I never see another video of that…woman… preaching her brand of Xianist elimination fantasies it will be too soon.
Unfortunately, you will. She is going to become the next Sarah Palin, a failed politician, who won't go away. She will make the rounds of Faux News, Newmax and OAN for the next couple of years, spouting her hateful lies to anyone who will listen.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:03 am
by New Turtle
I'm fine with it as long as it's not on the House floor

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:47 pm
by Ben-Prime
Mr brolin wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:55 am Welp, with that shimmy going on, is BoBo prepping for a new career in..... athletic, vertical, metal roof support melodic gyrations...? I am led to believe that 1-800 Jet Doll, 33 years serving (amongst other locations) the Grand Junction area are hiring...... :twisted:
You're thinking too small. Remember, she's a business owner-type. She needs to start her own such joint called, for instance, The People's House.

ETA: Not a prospective customer, here. And this is only based on the idea that if she were to engage in this line of entertainment at all, instead of sticking with political 'angertainment' (as I saw it referred to earlier), she'd clearly be a boss and not a worker bee.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 2:30 pm
by Gregg
I predict she will either become a Televangelist and in two years be begging the flock for a private jet, or she has a Porn Hub channel and will be begging followers for a private jet.

Either way, I see her in a one owner G-IV inside of 5 years.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:33 pm
by humblescribe
Will her hubs lose his cherry job as a "consultant?"

If'n they was smart, they'd have banked her congressional salary and his outrageous consulting fee for such a day. Then they could take some time and figger out their next project. That said, they'll probably piss it away within six months and then start up the grift.

Think she will run again in '24?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:41 pm
by bob
humblescribe wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 3:33 pm Will her hubs lose his cherry job as a "consultant?"
Unless he can peddle influence to someone he's not married to, likely.
Think she will run again in '24?
Laura. Loomer.

Heck, running might be more profitable than winning.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:48 pm
by raison de arizona
She's not all dead, only mostly dead. Which is partially alive.
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:52 pm
by Dave from down under
Vampires and similar undead aren't dead until their ashes are scattered in the sea.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:07 pm
by Gregg
So there are 301,011 so far, which is 95% of the vote.

That leaves 15,051 left to be counted.

Bobo is down 2201 votes.

She has to pull ~65% of what's left to count.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:40 pm
by New Turtle
After the latest drop, bobo is only down 62 votes. A lot of the amateur decision deskers who were calling it for Frisch are pulling back.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:59 pm
by Foggy
:eek:

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:02 pm
by RVInit
Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:39 pm
by Shizzle Popped
Isn't this when they all started screaming voter fraud in the last election? Where's the MyPillow guy when you need him?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:50 pm
by New Turtle