“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
Yeah....sure Ted....
And I'm a Chinese jet pilot....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
First of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
First of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
Now now, don't go shaming a guy for his peculiar kink, we all got a freak in us somewhere.
Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
First of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
Now now, don't go shaming a guy for his peculiar kink, we all got a freak in us somewhere.
Is this because of that one time autocorrect changed my description of Ted Cruz to 'mothertrucker'? Because if so, on half of Android's speech-to-text, I apologize.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
Atticus Finch wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:47 pm
It is like saying you got a hug from a navy admiral in front of bunch of army grunts.
Tears in his eyes...
Don't forget to emphasize how big, burly, tough, and manly he was.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
The troll just posts meme after meme of stupid. He reposted this NSFW self-own, the "artist" spent days creating something stupid (and a teeny big funny).
Again, NSFW
@ryanlongcomedy Feb 22 BRIAN STELTER IS A SEX MACHINE [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
Lt Root Beer of the Mighty 699th. Fogbow s titular Mama June in Fogbow's Favourite Show™ Mama June: From Not To Hot! Fogbow's Theme Song™ Edith Massey's "I Got The Evidence!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jDHZd0JAg
Possible lines of snark:
1. "Sorry, I've already donated to [insert very progressive causes]";
2. "Sorry, I've already donated to [an obviously fake cause that's just trolling Cruz]";
3. "Sorry, I'm against socialism."
4. "Bless your heart. Thoughts and prayers."
orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:02 pm
After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
I choose to ignore this idiot. I did actually donate to Ukraine humanitarian relief on Monday. My employer is matching contributions to the cause for the moment, which is nice.
I am sure this putz is not donating anything... It's just about trolling. Might even be a bot, not an actual human.
"Why? The money isn't going to the truckers, just the grifters who make up the professionally oppressed who you keep spending your hard earned money on, while they just sit and think of ways to get you to donate to them"
Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:02 pm
After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
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I choose to ignore this idiot. I did actually donate to Ukraine humanitarian relief on Monday. My employer is matching contributions to the cause for the moment, which is nice.
I am sure this putz is not donating anything... It's just about trolling. Might even be a bot, not an actual human.
Likely a troll or bot. Their location is interesting.
Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 6:57 pm
My suggestion will,
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
Also, with my answer, maybe post a link to this story...
The $2 Million Question: What Did the D.C. Trucker Convoy Donations Buy?
Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 6:57 pm
My suggestion will,
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
Also, with my answer, maybe post a link to this story...
The $2 Million Question: What Did the D.C. Trucker Convoy Donations Buy?
I like this. It gets my vote for a response that idiot. I like the "I'm against socialism", too. Gregg's suggestion is not only true, but now he provided a link so they can all see where their hard earned money is going.
“A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.”