Yeah, that seems legit.“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
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Well, maybe the pilot on that flight to Cancun.
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Yeah....sure Ted....raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Mar 08, 2022 12:35 pm
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
And I'm a Chinese jet pilot....
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Oh no, I'm sure he's right. Everybody loves Ted Cruz, especially anyone who ...
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No one likes Ted Cruz.
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"Here's the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz, I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
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First of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Mar 08, 2022 12:35 pmSen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
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Top Secret footage of air hostesses Qing up to hug Raphael Cruz.
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Azastan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:32 amFirst of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Mar 08, 2022 12:35 pmSen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’”
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
Now now, don't go shaming a guy for his peculiar kink, we all got a freak in us somewhere.
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Is this because of that one time autocorrect changed my description of Ted Cruz to 'mothertrucker'? Because if so, on half of Android's speech-to-text, I apologize.Gregg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 5:57 pmAzastan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 10:32 amFirst of all, the three airline pilots I know (Delta, American, and FedEx) would all love to jettison Ted Cruz out the back end of any plane they were flying.
Second, what do airline people have to do with truckers? Does Ted want truckers coming up to him and giving him hugs?
Now now, don't go shaming a guy for his peculiar kink, we all got a freak in us somewhere.
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It is like saying you got a hug from a navy admiral in front of bunch of army grunts.
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Tears in his eyes...Atticus Finch wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:47 pm It is like saying you got a hug from a navy admiral in front of bunch of army grunts.
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Don't forget to emphasize how big, burly, tough, and manly he was.Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:57 pmTears in his eyes...Atticus Finch wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 2:47 pm It is like saying you got a hug from a navy admiral in front of bunch of army grunts.
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After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
The troll just posts meme after meme of stupid. He reposted this NSFW self-own, the "artist" spent days creating something stupid (and a teeny big funny).
Again, NSFW
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The troll just posts meme after meme of stupid. He reposted this NSFW self-own, the "artist" spent days creating something stupid (and a teeny big funny).
Again, NSFW
@ryanlongcomedy Feb 22 BRIAN STELTER IS A SEX MACHINE [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
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Possible lines of snark:
1. "Sorry, I've already donated to [insert very progressive causes]";
2. "Sorry, I've already donated to [an obviously fake cause that's just trolling Cruz]";
3. "Sorry, I'm against socialism."
4. "Bless your heart. Thoughts and prayers."
1. "Sorry, I've already donated to [insert very progressive causes]";
2. "Sorry, I've already donated to [an obviously fake cause that's just trolling Cruz]";
3. "Sorry, I'm against socialism."
4. "Bless your heart. Thoughts and prayers."
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I choose to ignore this idiot. I did actually donate to Ukraine humanitarian relief on Monday. My employer is matching contributions to the cause for the moment, which is nice.orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:02 pm After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
I am sure this putz is not donating anything... It's just about trolling. Might even be a bot, not an actual human.
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"Why? The money isn't going to the truckers, just the grifters who make up the professionally oppressed who you keep spending your hard earned money on, while they just sit and think of ways to get you to donate to them"
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My suggestion will,
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Likely a troll or bot. Their location is interesting.johnpcapitalist wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:45 pmorlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 4:02 pm After mentioning LMK & JPC's convoy cost, this smartass sent this Twitter reply. Any ideas on a reply to him? Was just going to ignore it, but realized it's Friday and y'all might have something funny. Mostly just ignore these fools.
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I choose to ignore this idiot. I did actually donate to Ukraine humanitarian relief on Monday. My employer is matching contributions to the cause for the moment, which is nice.
I am sure this putz is not donating anything... It's just about trolling. Might even be a bot, not an actual human.
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Also, with my answer, maybe post a link to this story...Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 6:57 pm My suggestion will,
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
The $2 Million Question: What Did the D.C. Trucker Convoy Donations Buy?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-dolla ... ations-buy
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I like this. It gets my vote for a response that idiot. I like the "I'm against socialism", too. Gregg's suggestion is not only true, but now he provided a link so they can all see where their hard earned money is going.Gregg wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 4:28 amAlso, with my answer, maybe post a link to this story...Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 6:57 pm My suggestion will,
Piss people off, worth the price of admission
point out a truth they really need to learn some day
Possibly keep someone else from donating, someone who might have been thinking about it
Is sure to draw comments from the ones who have realized how they were used and didn't get a dime for their fuel.
The $2 Million Question: What Did the D.C. Trucker Convoy Donations Buy?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-dolla ... ations-buy
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On Cruz and airlines: I love it when the pilot pulls the airhorn.