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Kissing the ring.
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Red wave..

As in Russian wave.. :shh:
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WTF is around the top of lyin' Ted's boots?



it spells something?
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May be more but I can see “senator ted Cruz”.
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There went another $10,000 from the PAC to Trump's pocket, to rent the room for the photo op.
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I can't wait until douche bag starts calling his wife names again
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Felito's gotta Felito.
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:lol:
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My mind isn't okay with any video in which the morally consistent guy is Tucker Carlson.
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Ted Cruz: "Fuck Tha Police"
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at CPAC
Ted Cruz calls Jen Psaki 'Peppermint Patty'
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Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Joe Biden surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban.

Now he is surrendering Ukraine to Russia.
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on this "one thing" dotard was right cruz is lyin' ted
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Kudlow and Cruz.

Dangerously close to a derp singularity.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:15 pm https:// twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1498486620458299403?s=20
Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Joe Biden surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban.

Now he is surrendering Ukraine to Russia.
Short memory there, it was your own former guy who made a deal with the Taliban and ordered the final pull out of Afghanistan :brickwallsmall:
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tek wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:46 am Kudlow and Cruz.

Dangerously close to a derp singularity.
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:48 am
raison de arizona wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:15 pm https:// twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1498486620458299403?s=20
Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Joe Biden surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban.

Now he is surrendering Ukraine to Russia.
Short memory there, it was your own former guy who made a deal with the Taliban and ordered the final pull out of Afghanistan :brickwallsmall:
Yeah, but the people who remember that are not his target audience. His target audience is all on board for Biden surrendering to the Taliban.
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So his target audience believes that Ukraine "belongs" to the United States and somehow it is up to Joe Biden to surrender or not surrender Ukraine. This is the problem with people who watch propaganda. At some point they simply become bobblyheads. When they are told to bobble yes, they bobble yes. They are told to bobble no, they bobble no. If they aren't told by their propaganda what to think that's the time to drag out the deer in the headlights face.
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I didn't know that Ukraine was a state in union. Thank for the history lesson
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RVInit wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:26 pm So his target audience believes that Ukraine "belongs" to the United States and somehow it is up to Joe Biden to surrender or not surrender Ukraine. This is the problem with people who watch propaganda. At some point they simply become bobblyheads. When they are told to bobble yes, they bobble yes. They are told to bobble no, they bobble no. If they aren't told by their propaganda what to think that's the time to drag out the deer in the headlights face.
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:lol:
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Tone deaf. I hope his constituents remember him joking about when he abandoned them at election time.
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I don't believe this for one second. Not one second, Felito.
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 12:35 pm I don't believe this for one second. Not one second, Felito.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:

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Johnson is looking at him thinking "Woah, that's good bullshit. I need me some of that bullshit"
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