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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
The Blair Witch Project sequel leaves a lot to be desired.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
I'd happily rectify that for him...
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
There are solid scientific reasons why people want to punch Felito in the face.
Science Explains Why You Want To Punch Ted Cruz
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... /81265836/Why you may not like Ted Cruz's face, according to science
Josh Hafner USA TODAY
Ted Cruz pitches himself as an overcomer, an underdog, an outsider who beats the odds. While the Republic candidate has won four states in this nomination race so far, a neurologist says he still faces a big obstacle with voters: his own face. In an interview with Quartz, George Washington University's Richard E. Cytowic said the unusual movements of Cruz's face may make him seem less sincere to the human brain than other candidates.
"The normal way a face moves is what's called the Duchenne smile, named after the 19th century French neurologist. So the mouth goes up, the eyes narrow and the eyes crinkle at the outside, forming crows feet," said Cytowic, a professor of neurology. "Cruz doesn't give a Duchenne smile. His mouth goes in a tight line across or else it curves down in an anti-Duchenne smile. So he doesn't come across as sincere at all."
That doesn't mean Cruz is actually less sincere than, say, the Duchenne-smiling Trump or Rubio, Quartz notes. It is completely normal to perceive him that way, according to Cytowic, perhaps making Cruz's political success all the more noteworthy. Cruz also makes jabbing motions and other unusual body motions while speaking, Cytowic said, which can feed negatively into the split-second judgments the brain makes when analyzing anyone, including candidates. That's because when the brain makes choices, he said, it seeks to simplify the decision-making process.
In doing so, familiar or pleasing physical attributes like the Duchenne smile can actually do more to sway a voter's preference for a candidate than his or her stated policies. So while many voters may think they choose their candidates based solely on rational factors like policy, Cytowic said, that's unfortunately not the case.
Science Explains Why You Want To Punch Ted Cruz
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
To me he looks like he is working on cutting a big flatulence all the time.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
He's even harder to look at with his ill-kept facial hair. Trim it up and apply a generous amount of Grecian.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.
I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
As an actor, Linville used his body, facial expressions, and voice to show Frank Burns’s sanctimonious cowardice.MN-Skeptic wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:31 pm In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.
I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
Cruz isn’t acting.
Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Spot him in this out of character shot.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:48 pmAs an actor, Linville used his body, facial expressions, and voice to show Frank Burns’s sanctimonious cowardice.MN-Skeptic wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:31 pm In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.
I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
Cruz isn’t acting.
He's on the left. Looks completely different.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Cruz's face always looks sweaty he always looks smarmy and disgusting and greasy
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
On that photo of him by the wall, he just looks like somebody's dad trying, for the first time, to do the Macarena.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
MN-Skeptic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:29 pm On that photo of him by the wall, he just looks like somebody's dad trying, for the first time, to do the Macarena.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
He's wearing a literal brown shirt, the photo looks squished, he's pointing at who knows what ("Oh, boy! Burger King!"), and he looks fat and out of shape. And the GOP Senate account posted it. Wow.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Cruz’s appearance is his most appealing attribute.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Looks aren't supposed to matter, but we're all human. Keep chowing down on the Cancun food, Felito.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
He is the very definition of an elite. I think his makeover is an attempt to make him look like just one of the unwashed normal masses.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
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You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Maybe he will get caught up in all of pedogaetz mess.
Wouldn't that be something.
Wouldn't that be something.