Brain bleach!!! Stat!!!! No Doc just inject it directly into my eyes!!!!!
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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But who will fight for the white guys? Ted Cruz will fight for the white guys!No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC wrote: NEW: Ted Cruz just said President Biden’s pledge to pick a Black woman is “offensive.” “Black women are 6% of the U.S. population. He’s saying to 94% of Americans, I don’t give a damn about you... if you’re a white guy, tough luck.”
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
In the history of the United States, there have been 115 Supreme Court justices.
6% of 115 is 7.
I haven't looked up the number, but I imagine that white men make up something less than 50% of the population and always have made up less than 50% of the population.
Just saying.
I can play with numbers too.
6% of 115 is 7.
I haven't looked up the number, but I imagine that white men make up something less than 50% of the population and always have made up less than 50% of the population.
Just saying.
I can play with numbers too.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
and a few hundred Fascists over at The Federalist Society.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
I'm sure Cruz's constituents are in stitches over his making light of his Cancun trips during TX's emergencies.Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Inflation is out of control.
Gas prices are
Food prices are
Lumber prices are
And tickets to Cancun are up 32%!
7:50 AM · Feb 2, 2022
I mean, the ones that survived.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
If I had a twitter account I'd reply "Joe Bidens approval ratings are up."
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
A tweet like that, the day before a winter storm that might knock out everyone's power again, just might come back to haunt him.
Ya think?
Ya think?
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
He's going for the Confederate General look.
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It's so you can't see the tears run down his face when Trump insults his wife and father.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
Agreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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humblescribe wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 1:43 pmAgreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.
Something like this maybe? They sure like to suggest it for everyone else.
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd
You know I expect shit like that from the Ministry of Propaganda folks over at Fox News, and certainly on the general cesspool that is the internet, but this is a sitting United States Senator.
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After trump gets what he deserves
This slimy mofo needs to be nexy
This slimy mofo needs to be nexy
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Giant boot heels because he's 5'8".
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