Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

[Volkonski]

[Frater I*I]

Brain bleach!!! Stat!!!! No Doc just inject it directly into my eyes!!!!!

[raison de arizona]

NEW: Ted Cruz just said President Biden’s pledge to pick a Black woman is “offensive.” “Black women are 6% of the U.S. population. He’s saying to 94% of Americans, I don’t give a damn about you... if you’re a white guy, tough luck.”

But who will fight for the white guys? Ted Cruz will fight for the white guys!

[MN-Skeptic]

In the history of the United States, there have been 115 Supreme Court justices.

6% of 115 is 7.

I haven't looked up the number, but I imagine that white men make up something less than 50% of the population and always have made up less than 50% of the population.

Just saying.

I can play with numbers too.

[tek]

Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.

[pipistrelle]

Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.

Who represents one Caucasian woman.

[Gregg]

Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.

Who represents one Caucasian woman.

and a few hundred Fascists over at The Federalist Society.

[raison de arizona]

Inflation is out of control.

Gas prices are

Food prices are

Lumber prices are

And tickets to Cancun are up 32%!
7:50 AM · Feb 2, 2022

I'm sure Cruz's constituents are in stitches over his making light of his Cancun trips during TX's emergencies.

I mean, the ones that survived.

[Suranis]

If I had a twitter account I'd reply "Joe Bidens approval ratings are up."

[Gregg]

A tweet like that, the day before a winter storm that might knock out everyone's power again, just might come back to haunt him.

Ya think?

[raison de arizona]

[Volkonski]

[Phoenix520]

Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?

[Gregg]

Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?

He's going for the Confederate General look.

[raison de arizona]

Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?

He's going for the Confederate General look.

It's so you can't see the tears run down his face when Trump insults his wife and father.

[June bug]

[tek]

Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?

He's going for the Confederate General look.

I'd say the Foster Brooks look...

[humblescribe]

Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard?

He's going for the Confederate General look.

I'd say the Foster Brooks look...

Agreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.

[Volkonski]

[Gregg]

He's going for the Confederate General look.

I'd say the Foster Brooks look...

Agreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.

Something like this maybe? They sure like to suggest it for everyone else.

[Gregg]

You know I expect shit like that from the Ministry of Propaganda folks over at Fox News, and certainly on the general cesspool that is the internet, but this is a sitting United States Senator.

[sad-cafe]

After trump gets what he deserves

This slimy mofo needs to be nexy

[jcolvin2]

You know I expect shit like that from the Ministry of Propaganda folks over at Fox News ...

Fortunately, FOX News is now the Shadow Ministry of Propaganda.

[Kendra]

[raison de arizona]

Giant boot heels because he's 5'8".

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