Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
re OBL's education, picked from the Wikipedia: "He studied economics and business administration[40] at King Abdulaziz University. Some reports suggest he earned a degree in civil engineering in 1979,[41] or a degree in public administration in 1981.[42] Bin Laden attended an English-language course in Oxford, England during 1971.[43] One source described him as "hard working";[44] another said he left university during his third year without completing a college degree"
Can our lady in the House match up with this? I also guess she may lack some of the survivor skills of OBL even when brandishing that hardware she prefers.
Can our lady in the House match up with this? I also guess she may lack some of the survivor skills of OBL even when brandishing that hardware she prefers.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I would bet her actual firearm skills are on par with One Eyed Stewy from the Oaf Keepers.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Estiveo, please ask her after her imbecilic response to your comment, who the heck she got to take the GED exam that fourth and decisive time.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Reminds me — was there ever a court decision about whether elected officials could block American citizens on social media? It came up with TFG, IIRC. Not that Estiveo’s gonna get blocked. ![🤣](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f923.svg)
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Meh, I've tweeted worse at her & not been blocked. I doubt she can read reads the responses to her twaddle anyway. But it is fun.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Well, she was sued in January 2021 and won?!?
From Westword:
Lauren Boebert Gets Twitter Suit Win Because Court Finds Her Weak
From Westword:
Lauren Boebert Gets Twitter Suit Win Because Court Finds Her Weak
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
A lot of cancel culture comments that areLauren Boebert says her personality is like Jesus Christ because He "certainly didn't tone it down."
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Oh yeah. I definitely see the similarity between her and Jesus. Clear as day.
Especially the part where he's a self promoting narcissist.
Especially the part where he's a self promoting narcissist.
Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Pro tip: If you have to TELL someone you are "like Jesus Christ" .. you probably aren't.
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Well, she never turned water into wine, but she did turn pork sliders into bloody diarrhea once.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
John Lennon did the same statement a lot better, sort of.
He was taken out of context, she wasn't
He was taken out of context, she wasn't
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Boebert, advocating for more supply chain disruption in order to put even more Americans out of work. I guess this is their way of combatting favorable jobs numbers.
Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert wrote: If only we could have some truckers close the border between the United States and Mexico…
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What about NAFTA 2.0, heavily touted by the former guy? And the "illegals" usually take the desert tracks and not the official border crossings.
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She's a sharp one, that Boebert lady!raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:00 pmRep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert wrote: If only we could have some truckers close the border between the United States and Mexico…
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Republicans have been throwing wrenches into the economy every single time Democrats have power for at least as long as I have been an adult. In the past, the "adult" Republicans did it quietly and then sat back and laughed as news reported grim numbers and Democrats lost power.
The only difference here is that Boebert is doing it out loud.
The only difference here is that Boebert is doing it out loud.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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There's video. She appears pretty pleased.
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She works hard at it.
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