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Covid Humor
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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"Why has the clinic canceled my biopsy appt?"
to be replaced by
"Why has the clinic canceled my autopsy appt?"
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- Sam the Centipede
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Re: Covid Humor
Yup, no need to stand in line, just lie down and we'll get to you.
- roadscholar
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Cold pee tasting like Bud Light?
Sadly, believable.
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The bitterest truth is more wholesome than the sweetest lie.
- Estiveo
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Other way around, I think. It's a chicken/egg kinda thing.
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- bill_g
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Chicken / egg is right. St Louis brewed Bud products start with water drawn from the Mississippi River.
- pipistrelle
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Every anibiotic and dewormer you'll ever need is probably present in every sip.
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We're coming up on two years of Covid. Who wants to celebrate?
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birth (cough) day to (cough, cough) you (cough)
Hap (cough, cough, cough) .... hang on, gimme a minute.
Suggested bumper sticker: Covid Free in 23.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birth (cough) day to (cough, cough) you (cough)
Hap (cough, cough, cough) .... hang on, gimme a minute.
Suggested bumper sticker: Covid Free in 23.
- Foggy
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EKtually, on Fogbow we passed our second anniversary of discussing the COVID-19 virus last week, inasmuch as it was on January 9th, 2020 that Volkonski put up the very first post alerting us that something something Wuhan, China something something new virus, which many of us didn't become alarmed at the time because hell, Anthony Freaking Fauci himself wasn't alarmed at the time, but as usual V was on top of current events and gave us fair warning. We didn't go into the cocoon until March 13th, here in Rawly.
'Course, the more important anniversary is coming up in just a few days. This online community was announced to the world as Politijab.com on January 23rd, 2009, making this the ... umm ... hold on, I gotta take off one shoe here ... making this coming Sunday the THIRTEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF FOGBOW
'Course, the more important anniversary is coming up in just a few days. This online community was announced to the world as Politijab.com on January 23rd, 2009, making this the ... umm ... hold on, I gotta take off one shoe here ... making this coming Sunday the THIRTEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF FOGBOW
Don't mind me, I just fell out of a coconut tree. ![🥥](//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f965.svg)
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- RTH10260
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Of course it was all over in April when the weather got warmer ![Exclamation :!:](./images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif)
Everything after that April fool was fake news of an alternate reality.
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Everything after that April fool was fake news of an alternate reality.
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
- RTH10260
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lost on Oldbow, from 2020
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- Volkonski
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Great, now I am going to spend hours watching all those.RTH10260 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:39 pm and much more at their channel
https://youtube.com/c/theholdernessfamily
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How did I overlook those up to this time?
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace