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"Why has the clinic canceled my biopsy appt?"

to be replaced by

"Why has the clinic canceled my autopsy appt?" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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RTH10260 wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:40 am

"Why has the clinic canceled my biopsy appt?"

to be replaced by

"Why has the clinic canceled my autopsy appt?" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
AFAIK, you don't need an appointment for an autopsy.

Just take a number (tie it to your toe, so you won't lose it) and wait.
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Yup, no need to stand in line, just lie down and we'll get to you.
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Cold pee tasting like Bud Light?

Sadly, believable. :lol:
The bitterest truth is more wholesome than the sweetest lie.
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roadscholar wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:28 pm
Shizzle Popped wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:19 am rhvs0c3ekzb81.jpeg
Cold pee tasting like Bud Light?

Sadly, believable. :lol:
Other way around, I think. It's a chicken/egg kinda thing.
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Chicken / egg is right. St Louis brewed Bud products start with water drawn from the Mississippi River.
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bill_g wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:47 am Chicken / egg is right. St Louis brewed Bud products start with water drawn from the Mississippi River.
Post-sewage from upstream? Hmmm.
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pipistrelle wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 8:59 am
bill_g wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2022 6:47 am Chicken / egg is right. St Louis brewed Bud products start with water drawn from the Mississippi River.
Post-sewage from upstream? Hmmm.
Every anibiotic and dewormer you'll ever need is probably present in every sip.
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We're coming up on two years of Covid. Who wants to celebrate?

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birth (cough) day to (cough, cough) you (cough)
Hap (cough, cough, cough) .... hang on, gimme a minute.

Suggested bumper sticker: Covid Free in 23.
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EKtually, on Fogbow we passed our second anniversary of discussing the COVID-19 virus last week, inasmuch as it was on January 9th, 2020 that Volkonski put up the very first post alerting us that something something Wuhan, China something something new virus, which many of us didn't become alarmed at the time because hell, Anthony Freaking Fauci himself wasn't alarmed at the time, but as usual V was on top of current events and gave us fair warning. We didn't go into the cocoon until March 13th, here in Rawly.

'Course, the more important anniversary is coming up in just a few days. This online community was announced to the world as Politijab.com on January 23rd, 2009, making this the ... umm ... hold on, I gotta take off one shoe here ... making this coming Sunday the THIRTEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF FOGBOW
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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Of course it was all over in April when the weather got warmer :!:

Everything after that April fool was fake news of an alternate reality.




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lost on Oldbow, from 2020

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and much more at their channel

https://youtube.com/c/theholdernessfamily
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 2:39 pm and much more at their channel

https://youtube.com/c/theholdernessfamily
Great, now I am going to spend hours watching all those. :lol:

How did I overlook those up to this time? :confuzzled:
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