Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Is that like antidisestablishmentarianism? WTF is she boeberting about?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Clearly she wanted a covfefe moment of her very own?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
My daughter who lives in Denver told me a story when I talked to her last week. A few years ago she was traveling to Grand Junction with two guy friends from her sword guild. One of the guys took them to Shooter's Grill in Rifle for lunch. She was quite surprised to see the waitresses carrying guns. They were seated in the back near the kitchen. During their visit she saw a woman in the kitchen on a live stream announcing winners of things like t-shirts and mugs. The woman then went into a rant about the 2A. My daughter didn't know who that woman was until the woman became a member of congress and her antics became national news. I forgot to ask my daughter how the food was but I guess she wasn't poisoned or I would have heard about it at the time if she had been.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
LetsalltalklikeBobowithintensialmisspeelingssandacompletelackofpunkchewashun.
Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Guys, I don't know how to say this, but I get the feeling you are not sending your best to congress.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Something about international pressure?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
And here comes the book, cha-ching!
Blurb:
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I'd only say that this ghostwriter gets it right in the blurb by describing Bobo as a "small business owner," given the fact that she is five feet tall and about one hundred pounds.
Personally, I'd want to know if she is also an owner of a small business.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Let’s explore her roots! What color is she naturally?
Will she mention Explore Talent?
Will she mention Explore Talent?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I buy hardcover only for text and reference books and books I’d expect to read more than once (favorites).
Maybe they could do a promotional deal with LaVoy’s classics.
Maybe they could do a promotional deal with LaVoy’s classics.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Naturally the cover photo is taken from below the waist, with her crotch dead center on the cover.
I didn't notice that, so I won't point out that IMHO no camera angle could make her attractive.
I didn't notice that, so I won't point out that IMHO no camera angle could make her attractive.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Like a lot of marketing photos of women, it probably has the legs and body and arms of different women as well
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time.
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Well ya, the intended audience is over the age of 17.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:10 pm I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time.
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Who wants to bet she skips over a lot of background on her husband
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Yes and even in the vídeo I've seen, she seems to be inordinately proud that her legs meet at the top, which I've found to be somewhat endemic among members of the femalian race. Have you seen her strutting onstage while spewing her vitriolic horseshit? Yowza.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Yuppers, she’s gonna be sorry in 20 years (or sooner) that she wore all those 6” heels. Bunions, disfigured feet, lower back pain… too great a price to pay for a few years of ‘Fuck me, I’m hot’ public appearances.
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This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I didn't envision there being any words in the book, just horrid pictures of her with her "boys."
I hope the publisher edited out any breakfast photos at the Boeberts. Nobody needs to see the five Boebert Boys sitting around the breakfast table in their tidy whities!
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I've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
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I'm sorry you had to endure that. Glad you came out ok!AndyinPA wrote: ↑Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:53 pmI've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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I believe the word you were looking for is tighty whities, as opposed to the looser boxer shorts.
At least that's how I learned it.
At least that's how I learned it.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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The Urban Dictionary says: Tidy Whities, def. Tighty Whities without the skidmarks!!
So I will retract my "tidy" for your "tighty" as I'm sure the Boebert Boys' TWs are "marked"
So I will retract my "tidy" for your "tighty" as I'm sure the Boebert Boys' TWs are "marked"