Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Where’s the weenie wagger?
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I wondered that, and where’s her substitute weenie?
Also, are those Packers and Raiders shirts?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Wow, she is such garbage. The "Sandy" comment is really over-the-top.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Some of the comments were hilarious!
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Please tell me that's photoshopped. ![Can't Look :cantlook:](./images/smilies/idontwanttosee.gif)
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
You can never be certain ... ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
To me, it looks like they're posing with a cardboard standup piccy of TFG. There's just something in the way he looks a bit "fuzzier" than the other idiots in the shot. I'm no expert, so I may be totally off base, but that'd be my guess.
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The picture of the DFO and Boebert is real; don’t know where the image of the guy in the picture came from.
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DFO?Uninformed wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:12 pm The picture of the DFO and Boebert is real; don’t know where the image of the guy in the picture came from.
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Disgraced Former Occupant.Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:13 pmDFO?Uninformed wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:12 pm The picture of the DFO and Boebert is real; don’t know where the image of the guy in the picture came from.
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Thanks!Ben-Prime wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:14 pmDisgraced Former Occupant.Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:13 pmDFO?Uninformed wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:12 pm The picture of the DFO and Boebert is real; don’t know where the image of the guy in the picture came from.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
He has many names to match his many lies.
Actually, DFO is actually better than TFG and TFA, in my opinion (especially for those of us who don't want to spend 5 characters on typing OL's version or the real name.
Actually, DFO is actually better than TFG and TFA, in my opinion (especially for those of us who don't want to spend 5 characters on typing OL's version or the real name.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Good point. I usually just type out the former guy, but I like DFO better. Now let's see if I can remember to do it.northland10 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:29 pm He has many names to match his many lies.
Actually, DFO is actually better than TFG and TFA, in my opinion (especially for those of us who don't want to spend 5 characters on typing OL's version or the real name.
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Oh fer jeebus sake, of course it's photoshopped. Even the Orange ShitGibbon wouldn't pose with Boebert's weenie-wagging husband in that pose.Uninformed wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 1:12 pm The picture of the DFO and Boebert is real; don’t know where the image of the guy in the picture came from.
Here's a clue for the future Any time you see PaulLeeTeeks or PauleyTiks or any other misspelling of Politics as the @ at the bottom of a photo or video, it's photoshopped. He's been doing it for years on the Twitter machine
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I was thinking about Booboo's have a gunny Christmas photo and at first, I was going to mark on idolatry (which is in full display there) but then changed my mind. Instead:
I was just practicing a musical setting of the First Song of Isaiah (Surely it is God who saves me). If their God will never fail them, answers all prayers, and they are saved by him, why do they need an armory? Golly, by their words they are all going to heaven, so why do they need to bother with protecting their property or life here on earth? Heaven is supposed to be better than here, isn't it?
I was just practicing a musical setting of the First Song of Isaiah (Surely it is God who saves me). If their God will never fail them, answers all prayers, and they are saved by him, why do they need an armory? Golly, by their words they are all going to heaven, so why do they need to bother with protecting their property or life here on earth? Heaven is supposed to be better than here, isn't it?
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
These are the questions. ![Neutral :|](./images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif)
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Whadda (ob. "triggered") snowflake.
To be fair: Fineman is more talented than this throwaway gag suggests.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Should we ask about the exposer’s poor trigger discipline?
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She's not *lying*, but she certainly isn't telling the whole story. Literally 95% of those are runaways, and each runaway occurrence counts as another missing report, meaning that if a teen runs away four times throughout the year, that counts as four missing persons. Then you have non-custodial parent abductions, etc. 0.11% are stranger danger abductions, so the number she is hunting for is in the hundreds, not in the thousands, much less the hundreds of thousands.
Not that those things are OK, but clearly she is exaggerating the numbers to appease her Q-crew. Oh, and "children" in this context is anyone under 21, FWIW.
And she can't spell.
FBI missing persons report for 2020: https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/202 ... s.pdf/view
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Bobo's GED did not include big wurdz. Therein lies the problem.
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She is gaslighting. She is copying almost word for word the primary Q-Anon message, which they have used for their entire existence to begin grooming recruits. This message is packed with planted assumptions that are misleading as fuck. The desired effect is to fearmonger and to undermine institutional norms.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 6:36 pm
She's not *lying*, but she certainly isn't telling the whole story. Literally 95% of those are runaways, and each runaway occurrence counts as another missing report, meaning that if a teen runs away four times throughout the year, that counts as four missing persons. Then you have non-custodial parent abductions, etc. 0.11% are stranger danger abductions, so the number she is hunting for is in the hundreds, not in the thousands, much less the hundreds of thousands.
Not that those things are OK, but clearly she is exaggerating the numbers to appease her Q-crew. Oh, and "children" in this context is anyone under 21, FWIW.
And she can't spell.
FBI missing persons report for 2020: https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/202 ... s.pdf/view
It is despicable.
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“There enlies the problem”raison de arizona wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 6:36 pm
She's not *lying*, but she certainly isn't telling the whole story. Literally 95% of those are runaways, and each runaway occurrence counts as another missing report, meaning that if a teen runs away four times throughout the year, that counts as four missing persons. Then you have non-custodial parent abductions, etc. 0.11% are stranger danger abductions, so the number she is hunting for is in the hundreds, not in the thousands, much less the hundreds of thousands.
Not that those things are OK, but clearly she is exaggerating the numbers to appease her Q-crew. Oh, and "children" in this context is anyone under 21, FWIW.
And she can't spell.
FBI missing persons report for 2020: https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/202 ... s.pdf/view
How did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
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You are crediting her with FAR too much wit!Cyrus Breckenridge wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:16 pm “There enlies the problem”
How did a half-wit like this get to be in Congress?
An eighth-wit at best, likely even less!
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