Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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I think Karl's next home state will be Idaho, so he can go harass the Ammon Bundy governor campaign. Remember when he was Ryan Bundy's official campaign driver? They're the most prominent people who have ever acknowledged Karl's existence. And they only did that to mooch free rides from him, but Karl is so attention-starved he doesn't care. And so dumb, he may not have noticed he was being used.
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I'm sure Ryan will be very supportive of Karl after he learns of Ammon's politically incorrect positions on the issues the voters really care about. :lol:
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Karl had his arraignment this morning in SD. Court calendar hasn't been updated so doesn't know what happened. Can't see any court records from SD except the calendar. Free access to SD court records sux.
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Checked Karl's SD court calendar again today. Nothing scheduled after his arraignment appointment yesterday.
IDK what happened (costs $20 to look at his court records which I'm not gonna do). Options I think.
1. He was a no show and there is a warrant - I looked for SD warrants but failed to find them (their public records sux as I have said before).
2. He pleaded guilty and case is over (ha ha - if he did this he will never admit it).
3. They haven't updated calendar yet.
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Here are #FatRambo's Telegram posts since Dec 4. They are so stupid, ignorant and ridiculous that it's just as a public service for non-Telegram users to post them in spoiler. In addition to being a complete idiot, his bogus information is always really old. He "finds" things weeks or months after other dead-enders. Now he's quoting Star Trek The Next Generation. Dude watches a lot of TV.

View at your own risk. :lol: Not only is he a drunken nut, he's passe. :smoking:

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So he's advocating for murder-suicide?
2.) Just Separate from all others who are not infected, hold hands together and die as a family together. I believe this to be a noble, loving and Honorable way to die. There is no way to escape THE Deep State Death anyway.
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Thanks OL - cool update on the imaginary Navy of the imaginary AMFF.

He must have shown up for his arraignment last week because he has a Motions Hearing on Jan. 7.
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:roll: Where does he get his ideas?

No WHO-authorized Cpvid-19 vaccines produced by Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, CanSino, Sinovac, Sputnik V, or Janssen contain graphene oxide.

There is some research going on about using graphene oxide in nasal flu vaccines.
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Volkonski wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:51 pm :roll: Where does he get his ideas?
From his good friends Jim Beam and Captain Morgan.
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Volkonski wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:51 pm :roll: Where does he get his ideas?
Somebody typed two letters into this and broke the internet.
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The next day, cat videos. The next day, porn.

Now, Karl's ideas.

I was just thinking, a bunch of the right are up in arms that voting machines/counts are being changed by somebody on the internet, but they base their entire medical knowledge, especially COVID, on some claims they found, on the internet.

Humans are strange.
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scirreeve wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:31 pm
Volkonski wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:51 pm :roll: Where does he get his ideas?
From his good friends Jim Beam and Captain Morgan.
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Gassy Burro got out of FB jail and has been shit posting. In another comment she says she has been tweeting. IDK her handle and can't find it. Anyone know?
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scirreeve wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:16 am Gassy Burro got out of FB jail and has been shit posting. In another comment she says she has been tweeting. IDK her handle and can't find it. Anyone know? Capture.JPG
It's @Rachel40198529. I scrolled through her fb page and she posted a link to one of her tweets. Enjoy! :popcorn:
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orlylicious wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:43 pm DO NOT GET CLOSE TO ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN Vaxterimated!!!!!

Good! Stay away from me!

Far, far away!
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scirreeve wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:31 pm
Volkonski wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:51 pm :roll: Where does he get his ideas?
From his good friends Jim Beam and Captain Morgan.
Don't forget Jack Daniels.

OT: When I was an assistant scoutmaster in my son's Boy Scout troop, one year at summer camp, we had a young seminary student serving as chaplain. His name: Jim Beam.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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poplove wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 4:59 am
scirreeve wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:16 am Gassy Burro got out of FB jail and has been shit posting. In another comment she says she has been tweeting. IDK her handle and can't find it. Anyone know? Capture.JPG
It's @Rachel40198529. I scrolled through her fb page and she posted a link to one of her tweets. Enjoy! :popcorn:
That feed is a whole bucket of nonsense and transphobia. Obviously not taking the diversity and tolerance courses offered by the new AMFF.
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Thanks Poppy - her posts are mostly retweeting Q nonsense. Won't follow her.
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Re: Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Wow....just wow...Ole Karl is definitely not ok. I mean not that he ever really was but Jesus he sounds halfway to blowing his own head off in his panic bunker to avoid the "horrors" of the apocalypse in his head
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Baidn wrote: Sat Dec 11, 2021 5:00 am Wow....just wow...Ole Karl is definitely not ok. I mean not that he ever really was but Jesus he sounds halfway to blowing his own head off in his panic bunker to avoid the "horrors" of the apocalypse in his head
He did say
Just Separate from all others who are not infected, hold hands together and die as a family together. I believe this to be a noble, loving and Honorable way to die
which no one else seems to have noticed.

I admit it's hard to spot in the verbiage.
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Azastan wrote: Sat Dec 11, 2021 10:40 am

He did say
Just Separate from all others who are not infected, hold hands together and die as a family together. I believe this to be a noble, loving and Honorable way to die
which no one else seems to have noticed.

I admit it's hard to spot in the verbiage.
Yeeeeah he has kids doesn't he? I'd be wanting to check on dad if I saw something like that posted.
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"You people best be pondering when in 2-4 months from today, somewhere approaching 100,000,000 Americans die from every sort of disease known to mankind, due to AIDS as the result of being Vaxterminated or the Nasal Testing, or from the shedding of those Vaxxed and/or Nasal Tested."

#FatRambo also said the dollar would collapse before the end of 2021. Remember how we all panicked? Well, there are still a few weeks left...

And chemtrails.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/11/2021 7:34 AM]
Urge District Judge Anthony J Trenga and Magistrate Judge John F. Anderson to eliminate the fraudulent Terrorist Watch List in entirety and also shut down the ensuing National Security FBI Fusion Center / Infragard “community policing” domestic terrorism activity in that regard, as judicial remedies to Elhady et al v. Piehota et al Case No. 1:16-cv-00375-AJT-JFA, for which they just rendered the judgement that the Terrorist Watch List is unconstitutional.

Albert V. Bryan U.S. Courthouse
401 Courthouse Square
Alexandria, VA 22314

District Judge Anthony J Trenga
[email protected]

Magistrate Judge John F. Anderson
[email protected] statement.September 6, 2019

Reference:
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-ba ... nal-rights

https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/fusion-c ... character/

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/11/2021 8:09 AM]
1drv.ms
FYI. You are welcome to publish:

When The A-TEAM went dark in UT for several months, in 2016, after we managed to escape from behind enemy lines, Oregon State, where we lost LaVoy Finicum and almost lost Ryan Bundy (who to this day has a bullet lodged in his arm), Shawna Cox and 18 year old Bible singer Victoria Sharp, at a Military "L" style DEATH STOP Ambush, behind a blind curve, deep in the Oregon wilderness where there wasn't even cellphone service, to the tyrannical, usurper, despotic, insurrectionist, Capital Felony treasonous powers that be, who we are speaking of the Oregon State BLUEcoats and the FBI FEDcoats Judge/Jury and Executioners. At that time we started one of what, hopefully, were many Militias in Utah, in pursuance of the Second Amendment Law and 10 U.S.C. 246. We became the UTAH UNORGANIZED MILITIA. We even had a P.O. Box.

Here is what became a popular Petition For The Redress Of Grievances, regarding the urgent need for Constitutional Militias in Utah, The A-TEAM drafted at the Safehouse;

https://1drv.ms/b/s!AvDJBb-IpuixgRzNnP2 ... 1?e=tSKLlZ

Here is a video showing the execution of LaVoy Finicum;

If it were not for unbelievable miracles by our Loving Father God, stories yet to be told, the Insurrectionist FEDcoat and/or BLUEcoat enemies of our Article IV Section 4 Constitutional "republican form of government", would have executed us too, when we left Malheur Wildlife Refuge. MRaps and Tyrant vehicles everywhere after us.

If it wasn't for divine Providence, we wouldn't have made it out from behind enemy lines, Oregon, alive, making it to the Safehouse in Utah.

- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment Law
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AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/11/2021 11:03 PM]
I want to ask if you and others want to find Constitutional Patriot bars, taverns and nice Supper Clubs, near you. Please let me know.

And,spread the word, would you like to hang around Constitutional Patriots?


- Capt. Karl
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES Of The Second Amendment LAW.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/13/2021 9:10 AM]
When it comes to BLUEcoats, and their DA and Judge enablers, you have to get off your Cognitive Dissonance and understand, by enlarge, they are NOT THERE TO HELP YOU! Except to rob you of LIFE, LIBERTY, PROPERTY and your God endowed individual unalienable Rights:

https://sonsoflibertymedia.com/thieving ... -facebook/

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/13/2021 11:49 AM]
You people best be pondering when in 2-4 months from today, somewhere approaching 100,000,000 Americans die from every sort of disease known to mankind, due to AIDS as the result of being Vaxterminated or the Nasal Testing, or from the shedding of those Vaxxed and/or Nasal Tested.

Think what your town, city or region will be like when people find out/realize that the Republicans, Democrats and Presidents murdered them by Capital Felony INSURRECTION and TREASON against our Article IV Section 4 "republican form of government" and Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER upon all of them, to protect our LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY from the likes of Dr. Fauci and the US Government Deep State Executive branch of alphabet soup of Agencies and Bureaus that are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED from even existing in the first place, pursuant to Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER, meaning the alphabet soup that Murdered us...

There will come a day JUST A FEW MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD when almost nobody will be left alive because of Republican, Democrat, and President(s) INSURRECTION and TREASON against Tenth Amendment LAW.

They all needs be hung for violating 10th Amendment LAW on nearly a daily basis. And, therefore and thereby mass American genocide!!!

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [12/14/2021 10:42 AM]
This life is merely a fleeting vapor, a journey to follow Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior to eternal life with him and our Holy God and Father. When you have an opportunity to display your faithfulness to them, be as Apostle Paul and our rewards will be manifest in heaven.

What more, I ask, can you ask for Christmas? What a cause for a most glorious celebration! Eternal life with our beloved Brother and Father.

In these days of US Government Deep State Corruption against our LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY, that try the souls of men, these are also the greatest days of celebration for the greatest blessing in the entire Universe, Jesus Christ.

And, ALL God's Patriots said;
"AMEN !"

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...and understand, by enlarge...
It actually took me a moment to figure out what he was trying to say here - until I read it "out loud in my head" instead of just looking at it.

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You read it, Kriselda?!?! :o

I look at the Kraptain's screed and my brain automatically switches on Googly-Eyed Translate from Krappish to English and I get "blah blah same old ssme blah blah NINTH AMENDMENT TENTH AMENDMENT blah blah"

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Too too many years of pickling your brain and liver in cheap booze I would say, finally catching up to him.
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The most telling statement appears to be this.
I want to ask if you and others want to find Constitutional Patriot bars, taverns and nice Supper Clubs, near you. Please let me know.

And,spread the word, would you like to hang around Constitutional Patriots?
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