Justice with Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
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Justice with Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
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Ready to go after the hosting company for JUSTICE!
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Really cute pup!
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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
OMG, Jakey is gonna get cuted to death. ![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
Gregg, would Lt. Root Beer post a photo of her reaction to the pandemic relief bill, please? This is the JUSTICE the 699th is all about. It will make a happy day complete
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Ice Cream and Root Beer for all!
Ice Cream and Root Beer for all!
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Awesome pup!
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It looks like more organizations are awakening to the potential of weiner dogs dropping from the sky. Today's press release from the South Australia state police is fascinating.
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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
has the pentagon issued the new exoskeletons yet?
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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
New job for Lt. Root Beer! She has to get it... Beer is in her name!
CBD-infused dog treats? Wha?
Lots of entries: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BuschCT ... yped_query
Gregg, let's get Root Beer in the action! How can they say no to the 699th?
And...
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https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/business ... index.htmlRuff job: Busch will pay your pup $20,000 to be its official dog beer taster
By Alexis Benveniste, CNN Business Updated 7:40 AM ET, Thu April 15, 2021
New York (CNN) -- Busch is sniffing around for a new CTO — "chief tasting officer" — and it wants your very good boy to apply.
The beer brand is expanding its "Dog Brew," a canine-friendly, alcohol-free bone broth it launched last year. According to Anheuser-Busch, the brew sold out within 24 hours.
The role comes with a $20,000 paycheck, which is a lot in dog dollars.
"Don't be fooled by this comedic portrayal — the role will have very important responsibilities, including leading the expansion of Dog Brew's flavor portfolio," Busch wrote in a press release. The job will also include "taste-testing, quality control, and fulfilling duties as an ambassador for the product." The chosen pup will also be "a featured content creator on Busch's social channels," the company said.
Along with the salary, the role will come with perks for the pup, including pet insurance and, of course, free Busch Dog Brew.
"In order to fetch this position, some qualifications include a refined palate, an outstanding sense of smell, and while not required, proficiency in English would be remarkable," Busch said.
Here's how to apply: Pet parents can post a picture of their dog on social media along with their qualifications and the hashtag #BuschCTOcontest.
This announcement is just the most recent example of pups becoming more prominent in the food and beverage space. In January, Martha Stewart launched a line of CBD-infused dog treats. And Ben & Jerry's is now making non-dairy frozen dog treats.
CBD-infused dog treats? Wha?
Lots of entries: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BuschCT ... yped_query
Gregg, let's get Root Beer in the action! How can they say no to the 699th?
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CBD for dogs is great! I keep some around for thunderstorms & fireworks. Very calming for my doggo.
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Crusoe and Daphneorlylicious wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:28 pm New job for Lt. Root Beer! She has to get it... Beer is in her name!![]()
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/business ... index.htmlRuff job: Busch will pay your pup $20,000 to be its official dog beer taster
By Alexis Benveniste, CNN Business Updated 7:40 AM ET, Thu April 15, 2021
New York (CNN) -- Busch is sniffing around for a new CTO — "chief tasting officer" — and it wants your very good boy to apply.
The beer brand is expanding its "Dog Brew," a canine-friendly, alcohol-free bone broth it launched last year. According to Anheuser-Busch, the brew sold out within 24 hours.
The role comes with a $20,000 paycheck, which is a lot in dog dollars.
"Don't be fooled by this comedic portrayal — the role will have very important responsibilities, including leading the expansion of Dog Brew's flavor portfolio," Busch wrote in a press release. The job will also include "taste-testing, quality control, and fulfilling duties as an ambassador for the product." The chosen pup will also be "a featured content creator on Busch's social channels," the company said.
Along with the salary, the role will come with perks for the pup, including pet insurance and, of course, free Busch Dog Brew.
"In order to fetch this position, some qualifications include a refined palate, an outstanding sense of smell, and while not required, proficiency in English would be remarkable," Busch said.
Here's how to apply: Pet parents can post a picture of their dog on social media along with their qualifications and the hashtag #BuschCTOcontest.
This announcement is just the most recent example of pups becoming more prominent in the food and beverage space. In January, Martha Stewart launched a line of CBD-infused dog treats. And Ben & Jerry's is now making non-dairy frozen dog treats.
CBD-infused dog treats? Wha?
Lots of entries: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BuschCT ... yped_query
Gregg, let's get Root Beer in the action! How can they say no to the 699th?
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Happy National Donut Day to Lt. Root Beer and the 699th! Thank you for protecting America! Unlimited donuts for you! (If you still like donuts)
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Bark softly and carry a big stick.
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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
Just saw in the Dogs topic that Root Beer was $2800, here's another opportunity for her to pay you back, Gregg -- How many tacos could the Lt. eat?
https://www.nbcmiami.com/entertainment/ ... s/2495911/Get Paid $100K to Eat Tacos: McCormick Is Hiring a ‘Director of Taco Relations'
Taco 'bout a dream job. Here's how to apply.
By Chrissy Callahan | TODAY • Published July 15, 2021 • Updated 2 hours ago
Is Taco Tuesday your favorite day of the week? Do you love debating the merits of soft vs. hard-shell tacos? You could just be a contender for McCormick's coveted new role: Director of Taco Relations. The spice company just launched a nationwide search to fill the unique position and we're pretty sure it'll have an abundance of applicants. The consulting role is designed for true taco fanatics who want to share their love of the dinnertime staple with other taco devotees, and the brand is willing to pay handsomely — $100,000, to be exact — in exchange for this person's expertise. The $100,000 will be paid out at $25,000 per month. Of course, there are also plenty of other perks that come along with the role, including a hefty supply of McCormick Taco Seasoning and other products from the brand.
So, what will the Director of Taco Relations do, exactly? They'll work with McCormick's branding team to develop recipes using McCormick's Taco Seasoning mix and travel across the country to dish about taco trends with taco fans and chefs. They'll also visit McCormick's global headquarters to take a taco immersion course and help the company develop engaging social media content. In this part-time consulting role, the Director would be expected to work up to 20 hours a week for up to four months.
"McCormick's Director of Taco Relations will ultimately honor and support the millions of Americans that rely on our taco seasoning every day while keeping McCormick at the forefront of the tacos of tomorrow," McCormick Chief Marketing Officer Jill Pratt said in a press release. News of the tempting position quickly spread on social media and caught the attention of many potential applicants. Many Twitter users felt like they'd finally found their calling in life. Others pointed out that the four-month gig might be too short. McCormick is accepting applications through July 20 and anyone over the age of 21 [must mean at least 3 in dog years] who's based in the U.S. can throw their hat in the ring by submitting a video that shows their passion for tacos.
McCormick is hardly the first company to offer foodies a "dream job" as a marketing ploy. Earlier this year, Red Lobster recruited a Chief Biscuit Officer and lured in applicants with the promise of $1,000 in gift cards, VIP status at their local restaurant and a few other perks.
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Gregg, please show this to Lt. Root Beer... just found this 10-minute clip of Bosco with his big sticks, he should be recruited by the 699th! Had seen the short version but not this. Very, very impressive.
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I see no tiny dog, only a very large pupper
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Crusoe, Daphne, and Oakley are ready to trick-or-treat. Don’t let Root Beer see this, Gregg. She may get some ideas for Halloween shenanigans!
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Crosspost from Dogs! Welcome, Lt. Biscuit!! ![Dog :dog:](./images/smilies/dog.gif)
Birfers, SovCits, Trumpers & other ne'er-do-wells are already panicking! It's clear from that photo Lt. Biscuit is not going to put up with any of their bulls*it. The Spork has stayed off the radar and Laity isn't even mentioning VP Harris on his Facebook. Clearly the word has gotten around there's a new ENFORCER in town.
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Birfers, SovCits, Trumpers & other ne'er-do-wells are already panicking! It's clear from that photo Lt. Biscuit is not going to put up with any of their bulls*it. The Spork has stayed off the radar and Laity isn't even mentioning VP Harris on his Facebook. Clearly the word has gotten around there's a new ENFORCER in town.
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Instant LOVE! Welcome, Lt. Biscuit! Outstanding addition to the Imperial Illuminati Air Force! Lt. Biscuit will have "Speed of lightning, Roar of thunder, Fighting all who rob or plunder!" Criminals, beware the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment!
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The criminal driving the tank looks exactly like Roodles. Intentional?