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Thanks OL. Same nonsense as always from drunk Karl. So he is still drinking at the Grey Goose in Pierre waiting for his imaginary meeting with Gov. Noem. Karl is so boring when he is not getting the OpVec impounded and jumping from jail to jail.
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Kraptain Karl wrote:AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [16.09.21 10:30]
somebody finger wrote "BLM", I'm sure to be funny. 😳 So I smiled and thought well that's convenient.

I circled it and drew a slash line threw it. 😉😅
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Karl hasn't tweeted for a long time but he did today. He has a weird favorite way to die. He is all worked up about Australia.
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Thanks, Scir. Since #FatRambo is too chicken to allow comments on his tiny Telegram channel, took the chance to ask why he's not still at the UT state capitol. :smoking:


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Good for Col. Lankford.



It's all the same with #FatRambo, but nothing more about his meeting with Noem or his UT protest. Karl better pray he doesn't get COVID, he's totally high risk and will end up on sorryantivaxxer quickly.
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [30.09.21 22:56]
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, AND WATCH THE VIDEO, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, IS YOUR OWN FAULT AND IGNORANCE:

I have studied Nano Technology. The Powers that be; the private shareholders of The Federal Reserve System and their Trilateral Commission and Council On Foreign Relations, including one of their top members, Bill Gates, are using the Vaxtermination Jab Bio-Weapon to get ACTIVE Nanites (Atom sized robots) into your body that are programmable to literally build things inside of your body. First thing ACTIVE (not passive) RFID Chips, powered by your human body systems, that can and will "Contact Trace" your every step in real time using satellites!

BE FURTHER ADVISED that the nasal swab test for COVID19, that they shove right up to your blood/brain barrier, HAVE NANITES on the fibers, that are placed in your head. The nanites can then travel anywhere in your body pursuant to their U.S. Government/Trilateral Commission/Council On Foreign Relations/Deep State programming.

It is further believed that the G5 is so powerful that it is likely that once the Nanites have built microscopic receivers in your body, the Nanites will be capable of receiving further programming from the U.S. Government Deep State and/or the International Trilateral Commission and/or The Council On Foreign Relations so that they can better "Contact Trace/Track" your every step on Earth using satellites and maintain the Nanite built systems running through your body.

At the VERY LEAST, I personally believe that the N.E.W. Patriot membership has the Right to know of this. I recommend that you procure a projection or video system to display the attached video to our members ASAP before anyone takes either the Vaxtermination or the Nasal Swab CONvid19 test.

See the following email received from my Jeffersonian friend and colleague

FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT!

https://forbiddenknowledgetv.net/dr-car ... -revealed/

- Capt. Karl
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orlylicious wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:50 pm
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [30.09.21 22:56]
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, AND WATCH THE VIDEO, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, IS YOUR OWN FAULT AND IGNORANCE:

I have studied Nano Technology.
:fingerwag: Karl, you moron, I don't think watching Star Trek means that you "have studied nanotechnology". :nope:

:bored: Ex-Fake-Kraptain Karl gives gross stupidity a bad name.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 2:05 pm
orlylicious wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:50 pm
AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [30.09.21 22:56]
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, AND WATCH THE VIDEO, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, IS YOUR OWN FAULT AND IGNORANCE:

I have studied Nano Technology.
:fingerwag: Karl, you moron, I don't think watching Star Trek means that you "have studied nanotechnology". :nope:

:bored: Ex-Fake-Kraptain Karl gives gross stupidity a bad name.
Karl is trying to be the idea man for the poot universe just like Newt Gingrich tried to position himself as the idea guy for the GOP. Gingrich's credibility as the idea guy for the GOP only lasted until you actually read any of his ideas. Same with Karl.
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"Dear Karl,

When you posted this from the phone which is smarter than you, you could be tracked, traced, had malware downloaded and your identity stolen etc from that. So, why then does the Evil Conspiracy need to pay all that development and maintenance costs on 'nanites' when you are doing the heavy lifting and paying for the privilege?"
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Some Telegram droppings from #FatRambo the broken record. He and Brand are doing an event 10/15, shirley Scir is dropping everything to be there :lol: He says 06:00 Eastern... he's really doing it at 6am? Hard to imagine but such a military man would clearly say 18:00 if he meant 6pm, right?

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [11.10.21 16:48]
Brand Thornton and Capt. Karl, of The A-TEAM American Militia Freedom Forces of The Second Amendment Law, who Operate Under Article I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution will be ON THE AIR on SonsOfLibertyMedia.com on Friday October 15th, 2021. If you want to see it LIVE the show starts at 06:00 Eastern. However, if you want to see it later, just go the the website anytime where you can replay it. If you watch us LIVE you will likely be afforded the opportunity to call in.

We will be talking about such things as:

1. When are the American Militia Freedom Forces (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246) deployments necessary to "execute the Laws of the Union and Suppress (Republican, Democrat, President and Deep State) INSURRECTIONS (and Capital Felony Treason (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A1Sec8.html) ... against Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am10.html), the whole Constitution and the entire Bill Of Rights (https://usconstitution.net/const.html)), IN PURSUANCE of our Responsibilities and DUTY under the Second Amendment Law (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am2.html) and Article I Section 8 (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A1Sec8.html) clause 15 of the Constitution

2. What happened, to the III%ers at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge Mission, when the American Militia Freedom Forces of The Second Amendment Law deployed to execute the SEVEN Constitutional Laws that expressly prohibits the U.S. Government from owning or managing ANY LAND in any Territory that has been transformed by Act Of Congress into a free, independent and SOVEREIGN Nation under God? And, in support of the Hammond ranch and family?

3. Now that the US Government Deep State of Federal Executive branch alphabet soup of Agencies and Bureaus who are EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED from even existing in the first place, pursuant to Tenth Amendment Law and Order, including the likes of the Department of Homeland Security, the Department Of Justice, The FBI, The NSA, The ATF, etc, etc, etc have FORMALLY DECLARED WAR on Parents who care about their children's education, health and their future enough to stand up before Teachers, School Board and all enemies of our Constitution and Bill Of Rights (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/biden ... ar-AAPadVX) and all Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots and American Militia Freedom Forces troops, WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DEPLOY to NECESSARY FIELDS OF OPPERATION to protect and defend the LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY of our fellow Countrymen and their children, from ALL ENEMIES, BOTH Republican and Democrat? The Deep State FEDcoats are promising to commence ARRESTING Parents and Jeffersonian Constitutional Patriots who fight to restore Tenth Amendment LAW & ORDER (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am10.html) through State Nullification enforced by State, County and Local Law Enforcement ACTION backed if and when necessary by the American Militia Freedom Forces of The Second Amendment Law.

4. We will also speak about the Vaxterminations being extorted upon us through several different means, including our employment in unadulterated unmitigated INSURRECTION and Capital Felony Treason against our 4th (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am4.html) ,,, 5th (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am5.html) ,,, 7th (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am7.html) ,,, and 14th (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am14.html) Amendment Laws and our "republican form of government (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A4Sec4.html)" which makes the worst form of government in the history of man, aka A DEMOCRACY, OUTLAWED under Article IV Section 4 (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_A4Sec4.html) of The Constitution,

5. The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246) of The Second Amendment Law (https://usconstitution.net/xconst_Am2.html) supports and defends the Constitutional values and principles expressed by The Fourth Of July Patriot (

6. The question becomes are you with us Jeffersonian Constitutionalists in restoring the "Supreme Law Of The Land" especially Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER upon ALL of our Public Servants, especially ALL our Presidents in perpetuity, who is supposed to ALSO be enforcing it upon Republicans and Democrats, or are you a A TORY "Government Loyalist and Lover" of those elected and appointed INSURRECTIONISTS against our Constitutional republic of "LAWS, (upon our Public SERVANTS), NOT MEN". - John Adams ( And, see; God Save Our American States! ( - John Adams DO YOU SEE any similarities?

LISTEN or WATCH Brand Thornton and I, Capt. Karl of The A-TEAM of Malheur and The Battle Of Bunkerville at The Bundy Ranch, on SonsOfLibertyMedia.com regarding this matter of LIFE or DEATH of The Constitution, and the LIVES, LIBERTY and PROPERTY of our Children and Grandchildren.
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Klassy Kraptian Karl posts a vid from Charles Dyer [the idiot with the skull mask on], who's doing a 30 year stretch in prison for sexually abusing his young daughter....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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Now just a dang minute..."American Militia Freedom Forces of The Second Amendment Law?" I thought alla this time they were the "American Militia Freedom Forces of The Ninth and Tenth Amendment Law."

Dagnabbit, Karl, you can't just lurch drunkenly around the country picking and choosing which amendment law you're "of" all randomly willy-nilly jiggery-pokery with no regard to consistency, continuity, and proper military discipline and decorum.

Nope, nuh-uh, :nope: :fingerwag: you've lost all credibility now, pinche boracho cabron.
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I meant to post this last week. Twitter finally responded to a tweet I reported a few months back. Although I don't recall which stupid tweet I reported.
An update on your report

Thanks again for letting us know. Our investigation found this account violated the Twitter Rules:
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poplove wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 5:26 pm I meant to post this last week. Twitter finally responded to a tweet I reported a few months back. Although I don't recall which stupid tweet I reported.
An update on your report

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I got same - weird that it took months. Karl had tweeted about killing Fauci in May and I reported it but just got the response from Twitter last week.
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Apparently, he won't be talking about his great victory when the Utah Legislature caved to his demands after all of the great warriors surrounded the capital.
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northland10 wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:34 pm Apparently, he won't be talking about his great victory when the Utah Legislature caved to his demands after all of the great warriors surrounded the capital.
:o The marxist mainstream media suppressed all news about the siege of Utah's Capitol! And nazi social media created fake posts about Kraptain Karl being elsewhere, when we know – he swore! – that he was in Salt Lake City leading the Malheur-hardened troops of an elite platoon of the Fifth Legion of the Southern Brigade of the America Militia Something Something!

We salute this great American hero, this champion of the oppressed! We can surely agree that he is an example to us all.
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orlylicious wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 4:51 pm Some Telegram droppings from #FatRambo the broken record. He and Brand are doing an event 10/15, shirley Scir is dropping everything to be there :lol: He says 06:00 Eastern... he's really doing it at 6am? Hard to imagine but such a military man would clearly say 18:00 if he meant 6pm, right?
Sorry OL - I have to wash my hair then.
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Hey remember #FatRambo was going on about a big Supreme Court case he WON? Well, they lost. Karl is mad.
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As for the rest of this (and it's not all he's posted in the last week), who the fu*k knows.
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I am concerned about the Kraptain. As ever, he proclaims his leadership of the imaginary AMFF (above in OL's spoilers):
… Capt. Karl, unanimously elected by every AMFF volunteer Troop who served a tour of Duty at Malheur as Capt of The A-TEAM …
(A-Team? A is for Asshole?)

Why am I concerned? Because he is not pretending properly. Anna von Strudel has highlighted the importance of pretending properly in her alternative Annaverse. The Karlworld needs the same discipline. Part of Karl's fantasy is spot-on in its deluded grandiloquence:
Click this hotlink to find out who exactly are in the Constitutional UNORGANIZED Militia subsection (b) of The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, who are currently stationed IN EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU?
Yes, Kraptain Karl imagines squads of suckers, platoons of poots, battalions of bozos across the entire country, all respecting his wise leadership, all waiting on his call to arms! That's excellent fantasy, straight out of The Handbook Of American Lunacy.

So (echoing Karl's love of the upper case): WHY IS KARL STILL ONLY A KRAPTAIN?

If Anna von Strudel were involved in such a venture, within a week she would be the Grand Marshal Of The Armies Of The North. That's proper pretending, a juicy plum plucked from the nut tree. Surely Karl can fantasize himself Brigadier General, or at least Kolonel? Haven't the hundreds of thousands of imaginary AMFF members in his head complained that they are blocked from ascending the ranks until Karl overcomes his modesty and awards himself a promotion to at least an O-6 rank?

Kolonel Karl. It has to be. America demands it be so.
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Karl's militia may be a naval entity the super secret LLS (LAND LOCKED SEALS) thusly making his Kraptancy 0-6 and on the short list for Grand Admiral of the Sonoran Fleet.
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If the AMFF consists of the unorganised militia (not sure where the organised militia fits into this) in every State then his powers are above those of each State and at least equal to the President/Congress, hence Kaiser Karl might not be too grandiose.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:09 pm

Kolonel Karl. It has to be. America demands it be so.
Whenever I read 'Captain Karl' my brain switches the name to Cap'n Crunch.

Kernel Karl just doesn't have the same ring.
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Uninformed wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 8:03 pm If the AMFF consists of the unorganised militia (not sure where the organised militia fits into this) in every State then his powers are above those of each State and at least equal to the President/Congress, hence Kaiser Karl might not be too grandiose.
Hmm… so in sovcit doctrine he would outrank even a postal judge, a shipping clerk with BAR membership and a foreman of a Common Law Grand Jury? Wowww!!

I guess it's an uninteresting philosophical question as to whether a non-existent militia should be considered organized or unorganized, rather akin to questions about the beard of the King of France. And if a militia is unorganized, how can it have a command structure?
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You really must try to curb this rational thinking habit. :mrgreen:
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Uninformed wrote: Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:52 am You really must try to curb this rational thinking habit. :mrgreen:
:mad: :crying: Waaahhh, you spoil all my fun! You're not my mommy, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
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That’s much better :thumbsup: :biggrin:
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