#AZAudit Maricopa & Other Arizona County Election Audits - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Pulitzer / Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
Not that I ever would want to be her, but I particularly would not want to be Karen Fann today. The report appears to have leaked from a whole slew of sources (I can’t imagine why that would happen…), probably in her caucus. It’s the worst of all possible worlds for her. Swing voters will be pissed about the wasteful futility of the whole project, and MAGA dead-enders will follow the lead of Patrick Byrne and Wendy Rogers and be upset that Fann & Company didn’t “fight enough.” Have fun, Karen!
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Wonderful news, if it isn't some sort of trap and the report they release is roughly the same as what was leaked yesterday. I will note, as a caution, that not only was a draft report leaked to several - and by 'several' I mean 'more than a few' - recipients, but apparently there were different versions of the draft report, so one recipient's copy didn't match up to the other copies of other recipients. I wonder how that could happen? Where is Admiral Akbar when you really need him?
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But, how cool is it that trump is looking to encourage another winning election investigation! In TexAss!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes ... e-won/amp/
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
I'm sorry for dropping that pitifully tiny seedling of doubt, but it sounds like a totally crazy result, to me.
Are you telling me that after all his cheerleading, after he put so much of his hopes and dreams into 'forensic audits', after his supporters sent in $6 or $7 million to fund it, after six fucking months of having all 2.1 million ballots and scrutinizing every single one of them with black lights and microscopes, after all this somebody has to call up TFA and tell him, "I'm sorry, Mr. 45th President, we found that you not only lost, but you lost by 360 more votes than they said you did, which makes you a losing loser who lost. Have a nice day!"
This is the greatest day of my life! Unless it's a trap, and the report doesn't say Biden won Maricopa County.
Admiral Akbar, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.
Are you telling me that after all his cheerleading, after he put so much of his hopes and dreams into 'forensic audits', after his supporters sent in $6 or $7 million to fund it, after six fucking months of having all 2.1 million ballots and scrutinizing every single one of them with black lights and microscopes, after all this somebody has to call up TFA and tell him, "I'm sorry, Mr. 45th President, we found that you not only lost, but you lost by 360 more votes than they said you did, which makes you a losing loser who lost. Have a nice day!"
This is the greatest day of my life! Unless it's a trap, and the report doesn't say Biden won Maricopa County.
Admiral Akbar, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
If the draft report is close to that which will be released the level of angst and crazy will be something to behold.
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
I thought this line was interesting:
The Cyber Nutjobs' numbers match tolerably well with the certified results. What does this demonstrate? That the Nutjobs and their volunteers counted well, but not wholly accurately. It is important to start from the position that the certified results are reliably correct give or take a very small margin, and the Nutjobs' numbers are unreliable approximate estimates, not the other way around.
Of course, anybody with functioning gray matter between their ears will treat all the Cyber Nutjobs' dross as mirthsome guano until proven otherwise.
Is it significant that the SoS's office would do that? Does it count as a leak or is this normal? It seems worthy of comment.Washington Post as quoted by Orlylicious wrote:The draft was provided to The Post by the Arizona secretary of state’s office, which had obtained a copy.
The Cyber Nutjobs' numbers match tolerably well with the certified results. What does this demonstrate? That the Nutjobs and their volunteers counted well, but not wholly accurately. It is important to start from the position that the certified results are reliably correct give or take a very small margin, and the Nutjobs' numbers are unreliable approximate estimates, not the other way around.
Of course, anybody with functioning gray matter between their ears will treat all the Cyber Nutjobs' dross as mirthsome guano until proven otherwise.
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/24/politics ... index.html
Sham Arizona 2020 review blows open Trump's election lies -- but he's trying again in Texas
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If the numbers pretty much match, and it sounds as if they will, their argument will be that the Biden ballots, although counted correctly, were illegitimately cast in the first place. I wonder if the canvas debacle will be mentioned, since it was not officially sanctioned. Nonetheless, my guess is that the correctly counted, but *illegit cast Biden ballots* will be attributed to the commie Chinese, although I'm not sure how, since they didn't find any bamboo. Also too, the trump voters' ballots somehow magically disappeared. (Jewish space lasers?)
I'm feeling pretty confident the draft and final reports will be close enough for horseshoes. After all, when you have earth-shattering news to share, you don't release it on Friday at news dump o'clock.
I'm feeling pretty confident the draft and final reports will be close enough for horseshoes. After all, when you have earth-shattering news to share, you don't release it on Friday at news dump o'clock.
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Sure seemed like a trap or trick, hard to believe they could blow it so badly, but a) they're incompetent and b) somehow the numbers had to somehow match with the number of voters. The quote from Randy Pullen was the big one:
Wendy Rogers on Telegram is already desperately spinning.
Wendy Rogers, [24.09.21 08:41]
Leaked partial draft report.
https://noqreport.com/2021/09/24/audit- ... -election/
She links to some crazy thing called NOQ Report (?) which in the middle of the story features this (wouldn't it be "as comfortably"?":
Here's the article in spoiler to save you from what appears to be a malware/phishing site (was well protected). Ring ins from Russian stooge Boris Epshteyn, Jordan "Spunky" Conradson and all your favorites. So here's the million-dollar strategy!
https://noqreport.com/2021/09/24/audit- ... -election/
What a pathetic, loser article from a bunch of pathetic losers. All their "facts" aren't backed up with anything. If they were really matching addresses, why use unreliable consumer databases instead of the MC Recorder's Office voter files? It's just too stupid to believe.
So looks like the leaked report is the grand result of millions in grift, months of hype, and incompetence by pathethic losers. And Dr. Shiva is doing the envelope matching segment. This is going to be a heck of an event. No wonder it's 4pm EDT on a Friday. SMACKDOWN FRIDAY?
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So now what they're saying is yes but problems!!!Pullen confirmed that the hand recount was “relatively close” to the official tally. “Was there massive fraud or anything? It doesn’t look like it,” he added.
Wendy Rogers on Telegram is already desperately spinning.
Wendy Rogers, [24.09.21 08:41]
Leaked partial draft report.
https://noqreport.com/2021/09/24/audit- ... -election/
She links to some crazy thing called NOQ Report (?) which in the middle of the story features this (wouldn't it be "as comfortably"?":
Here's the article in spoiler to save you from what appears to be a malware/phishing site (was well protected). Ring ins from Russian stooge Boris Epshteyn, Jordan "Spunky" Conradson and all your favorites. So here's the million-dollar strategy!
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What a pathetic, loser article from a bunch of pathetic losers. All their "facts" aren't backed up with anything. If they were really matching addresses, why use unreliable consumer databases instead of the MC Recorder's Office voter files? It's just too stupid to believe.
So looks like the leaked report is the grand result of millions in grift, months of hype, and incompetence by pathethic losers. And Dr. Shiva is doing the envelope matching segment. This is going to be a heck of an event. No wonder it's 4pm EDT on a Friday. SMACKDOWN FRIDAY?
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Re: #AZAudit Maricopa Arizona Election Audit - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Hutton Pulitzer / Karen Fann / Birther Ken Bennett
I guess those guys can spin anyway they want, but it was the senate (and CN?) who were threatened with court if they made accusations they can't back up. Other than wackjob Wendy, what other senators are going to push on?
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I don't think Wendy understands lawmaking and its effects. No electors get "certified", they are elected and cast their vote in favour of the presidential candidate. That count of votes from the state is what gets certified to federal Congress (not the federal government) and the federal archive. Apart of course that there is no law that would support "decertification" of AZ votes. Apart of course that no constituional basis exists to revert the casting of certified electoral votes, and apart that the Electoral College will not convene until Jan 6, 2025, and apart that it then will count the votes of the 2024 presidential elections.orlylicious wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:12 am
Wendy got herself some ink electrons. This decertification grift has got to be among the most delusional of all.
https://www.thefreedomtimes.com/2021/09 ... -released/AZ Sen. Wendy Rogers Indicates the Next Steps after the ‘Dramatic’, ‘Truthful’ Audit Report Is Released
Appearing confident that the audit results, combined with the latest bombshell findings from an independent canvass will expose a large degree of corruption, Sen. Rogers suggested the next critical step will be for Arizona’s Republican lawmakers to unite in calling for the state’s electors to be decertified. “In January, every state turned in a certification of electors to the federal government. I, since July when the interim report came out from the Arizona audit, called to decertify what Arizona turned in in January. And now, I call on my colleagues, especially Friday after the full report comes out, to also join me to decertify.”
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No, no, no, the frauditors will win, they have prooooooof!! And massive support from all true Amurikaans!!
After Donald Trump wins an overwhelming majority in 2024's elections, with only eight million fewer votes than the Democratic candidate, the Electoral College will convene on Jan 6, 2025. The Electoral College will accept the analysis of the brave, conscientious and noble frauditors and recognize the decertifications of 2020 results by the legislatures of Arizonazi, Georkia, Texass, etc., which means that Donald Trump has been president since 2021, and … ah, um, oh dear … then announce that the Shitgibbon is therefore not eligible to stand for the Presidency in 2025.
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I predict that they were originally going to claim that the "bogus ballots" were somehow injected into the system at the early voting sites.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:12 am If the numbers pretty much match, and it sounds as if they will, their argument will be that the Biden ballots, although counted correctly, were illegitimately cast in the first place. I wonder if the canvas debacle will be mentioned, since it was not officially sanctioned. Nonetheless, my guess is that the correctly counted, but *illegit cast Biden ballots* will be attributed to the commie Chinese, although I'm not sure how, since they didn't find any bamboo. Also too, the trump voters' ballots somehow magically disappeared. (Jewish space lasers?)
I'm feeling pretty confident the draft and final reports will be close enough for horseshoes. After all, when you have earth-shattering news to share, you don't release it on Friday at news dump o'clock.
I also bet that the original reports were correct.
The lawyers advising the Senate stomped down hard on baseless speculation and unsupported conjecture.
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Some more #AZAudit Porn, they are really confused on Telegram. One person is calm because, "Besides…space force has it all".
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damn - the 2nd term of his presidency ends without a single EO, without rolling back all rolled back stuff, without ending all Bidens hard workSam the Centipede wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:12 am … ah, um, oh dear … then announce that the Shitgibbon is therefore not eligible to stand for the Presidency in 2025.
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Sorry. I just stopped laughing.
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Complaining to Customer Service about editorial content is an … interesting choice.
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Flatpoint High wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:54 am
But! the bigger question is: What will Rudy say??????????
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Fann earned every damn thing coming her way. She worked hard to earn all of the ridicule coming from all sides. She should feel absolutely humiliated.fierceredpanda wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:30 am Not that I ever would want to be her, but I particularly would not want to be Karen Fann today. The report appears to have leaked from a whole slew of sources (I can’t imagine why that would happen…), probably in her caucus. It’s the worst of all possible worlds for her. Swing voters will be pissed about the wasteful futility of the whole project, and MAGA dead-enders will follow the lead of Patrick Byrne and Wendy Rogers and be upset that Fann & Company didn’t “fight enough.” Have fun, Karen!
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Pullen has said that the leaked report is close to the final report. Different versions can be slight, meaningless differences in font, title, or cover page.Foggy wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:59 am Wonderful news, if it isn't some sort of trap and the report they release is roughly the same as what was leaked yesterday. I will note, as a caution, that not only was a draft report leaked to several - and by 'several' I mean 'more than a few' - recipients, but apparently there were different versions of the draft report, so one recipient's copy didn't match up to the other copies of other recipients. I wonder how that could happen? Where is Admiral Akbar when you really need him?
Randy Pullen, a spokesman for the ballot review, told an NPR affiliate in Phoenix that the draft version was “close” to the final report. He added, “Was there massive fraud or anything? It doesn’t look like it.”'
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Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:33 am I guess those guys can spin anyway they want, but it was the senate (and CN?) who were threatened with court if they made accusations they can't back up. Other than wackjob Wendy, what other senators are going to push on?
After going to court repeatedly already, Fann knows that the MCBOS isn't bluffing about taking anything libellous to court. And they're not.
Fann has said repeatedly that she assumed the MCBOS would "cooperate" with this "audit" While she is fos about that, she didn't expect the MCBOS to take her to court ... repeatedly.
Fann never imagined that this would take so long and that the senate would be forced to release so much documentation during the fraudit. Thus, she was forced to control CN and their report much more than she expected.
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