Rudy Giuliani

[Kendra]

Wolff has a wry sense of humor. I’m enjoying the book.

Me too.

[Flatpoint High]

Just bought it

[slq]

Wolff has a wry sense of humor. I’m enjoying the book.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm on the waitlist at the library. I'm #60 on 30 copies (still on order).

[Kendra]

Wolff has a wry sense of humor. I’m enjoying the book.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm on the waitlist at the library. I'm #60 on 30 copies (still on order).

I put in the purchase request to King County for a digital copy. Gets me to the top of the wait list when they do order copies of any book (and they always buy everything).

[Kendra]

Rudy G., per Michael Wolff

He shuffled endless pieces of paper without being able to find what he was looking for. He couldn’t work his iPad to bring up what he wanted to show, reliably stalling meetings. And he went down rabbit holes—they could get Hunter Biden, if they could just find the guy who signed the forms to get Hunter the waiver to get into the military. And he passed gas, constantly.

[Luke]

This Slate review by Laura Miller

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https://slate.com/culture/2021/07/micha ... ction.html

Michael has made a fortune off of Donald.

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[roadscholar]

Rudy G., per Michael Wolff

He shuffled endless pieces of paper without being able to find what he was looking for. He couldn’t work his iPad to bring up what he wanted to show, reliably stalling meetings. And he went down rabbit holes—they could get Hunter Biden, if they could just find the guy who signed the forms to get Hunter the waiver to get into the military. And he passed gas, constantly.

All of which supports my theory: that Rudy Tudy simply discovered what legions of stalwart drunks have figured out before him: that if you can get your hands on powerful enough stimulants you can drink and still have the energy to pretend to get loads done... Badly, embarrassingly, maniacally, pungently, sweating like a cane-cutter... But by God showing up and shuffling defectively collated papers while slurring quickly and ineffectually. While mistakenly thinking everybody around you perceives your behavior as normal, missing their sidelong glances and eye-rolls completely.

Been there, done that. But that sort of thing should extinguish in one’s late 20s.
Late 70s is right out. Rudy.

[raison de arizona]

Another book, another set of Roodle stories.

Giuliani was intentionally given the wrong time for a debate-prep session after clashing with other Trump advisors, book says

• Giuliani was given the wrong time for a debate-prep session, an upcoming book says.
• He wanted Trump to use a more personal strategy in attacking Hunter Biden in a debate, it says.
• Aides tricked Giuliani by giving him a 2 p.m. meeting time instead of noon, the book says.

a forthcoming book by the Washington Post reporters Carol D. Leonnig and Philip Rucker says.

Rudy Giuliani, who was Trump's personal lawyer at the time, also wanted to take part in the session, according to the book, "I Alone Can Fix It: Donald J. Trump's Catastrophic Final Year," an early copy of which was obtained by Insider.

https://www.businessinsider.com/giulian ... ook-2021-7

[Kendra]

I should have taken tomorrow off to get a head start on this book.

[Gregg]

I know we've all been waiting for 4 years for these entirely predictable tell all books, but

Damn...


Even by the very low expectations I had, this is the most dysfunctional work group/team/organization I have ever seen. If any one of these people, and I mean any one of them, worked for me I'd shove them in the trunk of a car and ship them to a dealer. That's just the one's writing the books. This is like reading about the Ministers following George III around or Senators having to clean up after the horse Caligula appointed a Counsel.

Except of course, Trump isn't as sane as Caligula or George III.

[filly]

[RTH10260]

... while he suffers the consequences in Hell ...

[Resume18]

. . . but those who put him there will “suffer the consequences in heaven”

Lol . . . huh?

[filly]

The Former President's Lawyer. Totally logical.

[neonzx]

NBC New York@NBCNewYork
In a bombshell interview, Rudy Giuliani blasted the months-long federal probe accusing him of illegal Ukraine dealings as “lawless,” saying he’s “more than willing to go to jail” — but those who put him there will “suffer the consequences in heaven”

OK, I volunteer to suffer those consequences.

[Gregg]

NBC New York@NBCNewYork
In a bombshell interview, Rudy Giuliani blasted the months-long federal probe accusing him of illegal Ukraine dealings as “lawless,” saying he’s “more than willing to go to jail” — but those who put him there will “suffer the consequences in heaven”

OK, I volunteer to suffer those consequences.

It means you only get 36 virgins.

[Atticus Finch]

He means that while the climate is enjoyable in heaven the company will not be as entertaining as in hell

[filly]

Reminder: Rudy has said he learned his "values" from his father. His father served time in Sing Sing for the armed robbery of a milkman(!!) in the 1930's.

[Luke]

Vewy nice stowy. Seeing Roodles getting out in front of this means we might have a fun week coming up! #LevRemembers

[Foggy]

Off Topic

It means you only get 36 virgins.

If'n I received 36 virgins at any time before or after my demise, I would not consider it Heaven, or heavenly in any aspect.

Jeez, I have to teach all 36 of 'em about best practices in bed? That'd be very tiring! And the infighting, the jealousy, the competition, the nastiness! Do I have to eat meals with 36 girls, every meal? That ain't Heaven, that's the other place.

What do virgins watch on the Tee Vee? Nothing I want to watch, thankyouverymuch.

I'll take ol' Wifehorn and my three long-term girlfriends back, por favor. They're not virgins but they're awesome women, and they already know about my personality and foibles. 'Course, there would still be infighting and stuff. Ol' Wifehorn would try to boss the others around like she does, but the other three are not the type to get bossed. There'd be fireworks, but I'd survive that because they'd all know I still love them.

But 36 virgins I never met before? Nope. Just speaking statistically, at least a couple of 'em are gonna be wackos.

Ladies, if'n you want 36 virgin guys upon your death, do tell us why.

[Slim Cognito]

Off Topic

Ladies, if'n you want 36 virgin guys upon your death, do tell us why.

Oh dear dog, no! 36 mama's boys all wanting sammiches and their laundry done, thinkin' a G spot is a secret sniper nest on the 213th level of Halo?

I'll pass.

[Foggy]

Off Topic

See? Do you see what I mean?

Besides, a week later none of them would be virgins.

Then what happens? Do they give you replacements?

This reminds me of the comedienne I saw who said her girlfriend was in labor for 32 hours before giving birth, and she looked at the crowd and said, "I don't want to do anything that feels good for 32 hours!"

[qbawl]

Off Topic

See? Do you see what I mean?

Besides, a week later none of them would be virgins.

Then what happens? Do they give you replacements?

This reminds me of the comedienne I saw who said her girlfriend was in labor for 32 hours before giving birth, and she looked at the crowd and said, "I don't want to do anything that feels good for 32 hours!"

Averaging 5+ a day! you the man . . . I mean rooster! Wait rooster; that explains it!

[Estiveo]

Well cock-a-doodle-do.

[Gregg]

Off Topic

Ladies, if'n you want 36 virgin guys upon your death, do tell us why.

Oh dear dog, no! 36 mama's boys all wanting sammiches and their laundry done, thinkin' a G spot is a secret sniper nest on the 213th level of Halo?

I'll pass.

You owe me a keyboard.