Outstanding summary, Scir, thank you!
Just what JPC was saying about Alabama's social services... The Sporks picked the wrong state. Who here at The Fogbow misled them? No way the titular Mama June suggested it, she and Geno hated Alabama. Maybe The Spork spoke with Jeff Sessions? Other than showing his wife the ocean, it's still not clear why The Sporks wanted to move to Alabama.
It sounds like the "raccoon" running the jail had seen Foggy's video... he tased The Spork and sprayed mace in his face and "privates". Sounds very close to putting The Spork's head in his neck. Maybe Alabama Correctional Officers are here on the Fogbow?
The Spork was whining about his accommodations, saying they put them in a $150 room (for two days). Why, The Spork wonders, didn't they put them in a $50 room for three days? In addition to The Spork's plan for a big lawsuit over a bad arrest (asking for money is a First Amendment right, and along with the Right to Travel is the Right to Stop
) he's shocked, shocked at how the homeless are treated.
Sounds awful for Bunny Dog. Gregg, maybe an emergency request can be made to the 699th to rescue Bunny Dog? The Spork can stay in the street or ditch, but Bunny Dog deserves some donuts.
And with no money or home, The Spork smoked 2-3 cigarettes during his 17 minutes. Great use of your tiny funds, Spork. Foggy, who's been texting nonstop worried to death about The Spork, just asked what the best way to send him money is. Not sure if it can be done through Facebook, does anybody know? Or does Foggy need to head down to Western Union to wire The Spork funds? Or how about Denny's gift cards?* Foggy, don't think you should send him more than $10,000, his track record on careful spending is, at best, an A-.
* You'll need to buy 100 gift cards to get to $10,000, looks like $100 is the max.
https://www.dennys.com/gift-cards/ Surely everybody will want to chip in.
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