2024 Governor North Carolina

[optimusprime]

I call it IOKIYAR

IOKIYAR = Its OK If You Are Republican

[bill_g]

eye-oh-key-are

Change approved.

[Foggy]

Yeah, but this is not OK, even for a Republican.

Mark Robinson is an unperson now.

The quadfectee made no mention of the guy he said is better than Martin Luther King, Jr., in Wilmington yesterday. He has disappeared completely, and nobody will ever see him again.

The Washington Post had a great pro-Robinson headline yesterday - Online User Linked to Robinson Also Liked Mein Kampf. See that? Some rando online is somehow "linked" to Mark and was using his name and email address, but we don't know it was him for certain! I left a juicy comment about it being cheaper and better to write a disinformational headline than to pay someone to investigate the clues CNN GAVE YOU FOR FREE.

So that's the future of the rest of the governor's race in North Carolina. Robinson will be on the ballot, but he has functionally disappeared and become an unperson. No venue in the state will have him. No reporter will be interested in his views on any issues besides his insanebrain. News media will only question him about minisldr.

And MAGAts will politely never mention him again, unless confronted, in which case they'll tell you he denied everything, and it's a private matter.

Can you imagine the protest signs we could make? Anywhere he goes is gonna be ugly. Stick a fork in him, he's all done.

[Kendra]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/22/politics ... index.html

Four top operatives on Republican Mark Robinson’s campaign for North Carolina governor have stepped down, the campaign announced on Sunday, days after a CNN report uncovered inflammatory comments he made on a porn website.

General consultant and senior adviser Conrad Pogorzelski III, campaign manager Chris Rodriguez, finance director Heather Whillier and deputy campaign manager Jason Rizk have stepped down from the campaign.

The announcement from Robinson’s campaign comes in the aftermath of a CNN report uncovering inflammatory comments the lieutenant governor and Republican nominee for governor made on a pornography website message board over a decade ago. The lewd comments included Robinson describing himself as a “black Nazi” and how he used to go “peeping” on women at a public gym when he was 14 years old.

[Dr. Ken]

Of course he is

[Dr. Ken]

[Foggy]

Here's my question.

Why didn't the Democrats in NC do the investigation? Why did it take CNN to tell us who the fuck Mark Robinson is?

And have they learned a lesson? Are they investigating ALL the fucking Republicans running for office in this state?

No, I guarantee they are doing no such thing. As a long time volunteer, I can tell you exactly what the Democratic Party is doing. Nothing. They're enjoying the show, maybe having a few meetings, but they're not doing a goddamned thing, and they never will.

[Foggy]

Burkman Who?

[Dr. Ken]

Burkman Who?

Waiting for the Wohl/Burkman press conference on Robinson now going full negative.

[Dr. Ken]

[Rolodex]

Well, gosh. Maybe Mark will hire George Santos. He's probably looking for a temp job before he goes to jail.

[Dr. Ken]

[RTH10260]

Staff of Nude Africa Porn Site Quit to Distance Selves from Mark Robinson

Sep 24, 2024

NORTH CAROLINA—In an official statement released on Tuesday, the entire staff of the pornographic website Nude Africa has resigned in order to distance themselves from Lt. Governor Mark Robinson.

“We have long been proud of our association with Nude Africa,” the statement read. “Unfortunately, Mr. Robinson’s posts on the website have tarnished Nude Africa’s good name.”

In order to “restore the stellar reputation of Nude Africa,” the ex-staffers urged the porn site’s proprietors to “demand that Mr. Robinson drop out as a commenter on Nude Africa’s message boards at once.”

Asked about the controversy, Sen. JD Vance said, “Before I comment, I need to spend a few more days looking at Nude Africa.”



https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/staff- ... -site-quit

[bob]

"For completeness":

THE NUDEAFRICA FREE MESSAGE BOARD
IS CURRENTLY CLOSED

[bob]

Jesse Binnall is just Klayman without the charm.

[Foggy]

[Frater I*I]

Jesse Binnall is just Klayman without the charm.

Damn, that's just cold blooded....

[June bug]

Jesse Binnall is just Klayman without the charm.

Assumes a fact not in evidence.