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MN-Skeptic wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:07 pm
much ado wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:05 pm
Chilidog wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2024 6:58 pm someone needs to ask the fake hillbilly about the white people in Appalachia that eat squirrels.
Why is that an issue/problem? I am from southeast Ohio (real) Appalachia. My dad shot squirrels, he was a hunter, and we ate them at the dinner table. He did not want them to go to waste, so we ate them.

What is your point?
That’s what I was going to say. My husband’s best friend growing up in northeast Iowa would shoot squirrels and his friend’s mom made a great squirrel stew.
Yes, a squirrel stew sounds good. My dad fixed the squirrels. Mom didn't have anything to do with them. He soaked them in a dilute vinegar solution to lessen any gamey flavor. He roasted them, and they came out a bit dry. You had to be careful not to bite into the shotgun pellets.

I think squirrel stew would be better.

I just wondered, does eating squirrels make me a hillbilly?
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Just adjacent. That's all. :wink:
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Having lived my whole life in the Upper Midwest - Wisconsin, Iowa, Minnesota - I can't imagine any state in which people don't hunt or fish for free, fresh food. Woods, streams, grassland, farmland, whatever. As long as it's legal and in season, it just makes sense. Deer hunting season certainly is a thing up here as is the fishing opener.

The only thing I would consider backwoods, hillbilly behavior is stopping on the highway to pick up roadkill. But I know people even do that.
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Getting a tag for and eating roadkill isn’t especially hillbilly.
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All the RWNJ pundits and politicians posted about this at the same time (including one of the Tenent media guys from the recent scandal). Russia got their talking point out efficiently.
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So is Vice President Harris going to eat a kitten at the debate tonight? :think:
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Foggy wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:39 am So is Vice President Harris going to eat a kitten at the debate tonight? :think:
I was hoping she'd eat Trump's liver...

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northland10 wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:11 am
Foggy wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:39 am So is Vice President Harris going to eat a kitten at the debate tonight? :think:
I was hoping she'd eat Trump's liver...

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We already know RFK has a worm in his brain skull bucket. JD has issues with his too. DJT definitely has prions and lesions. Kamala should avoid Lectering any of them. Don't even Dexter them. Be glad for the bulletproof glass he'll have tonight. Consider it a gigantic covid cough and sneeze screen.
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So the latest outrage is the supposed story about a Haitian person stealing and eating a kitten, in Springfield, OH. The debunks I've seen include: the woman was not Haitian, not in Springfield, no kitten stolen. It sounds like a mentally ill woman having a crisis (she seems to be Black so they nuts made her Haitian in order that she be a Scary Illegal Immigrant). It's a terrible situation for that poor woman and I hope she gets help. Having someone with severe mental illness in our family, we've seen lots of very strange behavior and it's incredibly difficult to deal with.

But...ol' JD doesn't really care reality; he loves a good racist fear mongering! Here's his very adult and caring tweet:


So many problems here. Do people really call their senator if their pet goes missing? My facebook feed would tend to belie that. It this a huge and widespread problem? I have a lot of questions for JD.
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JD said:

In the last several weeks (that means last night), my office has received many inquiries (that means one) from actual residents (that means he doesn't know, probably not) of Springfield who've said their neighbors' pets or local wildlife were abducted (Okay. I'm stopping right there. We just entered the shark battery zone. That means everything after this point is ridiculous.)
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The Springfield police says they have no reports. Of course, when in doubt, call your senator and not law enforcement.

If there are any calls, my bet is that they are not even from Springfield or not even Ohio.
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Everyday there's a lost pet notice on my facebook feed. I'm going to recommend they call our senator. I'm sure Tuberville will get right on that.
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Look at them golf arms.


The rest of the tweet isn’t about animals. It’s racist claims about Haitians bringing crime, disease, etc.
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Tim Miller did a short (12') take on this latest hilarity on the Bulwark this morning/last night. The highlight is that he compared it to the kitty litter boxes in school rooms (for the furries, y'know).

He actually got so pissed off at the kitty litter CT that he researched it, which involved contacting countless posters of this crap, asking them to name one damn school that was doing this. No one shocked that he came up empty. Every had heard it first-hand--from someone else.

This is first-water racism and hate-mongering. By MAGA. By what used to be the GOP and is now better known as MAGA Electeds. I'm sure the media will pooh-pooh it.

FYI, my dental hygenist assured me that the litter box story was true; that schools in our district in upstate NY had them. Her neighbor told her. I suggested she check it out for real. JHK.
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There actually was a news story years ago - 15, 20 years - where immigrants were hunting or fishing in city parks, but I think that was just ignorance of the law. They were doing what was permitted back home. I just don’t know the right search terms to find that old of a story, and it was more of a curiosity than an outrage.
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there was a time we had a bucket of kitty litter in our storage rooms at school.

The purpose:

In case we were in a multi-hour lockdown and a student had to pee.

because of all the furry bullshit our district discontinued that practice and now kids will just use the trash can

yes-this is real life thanks to these magats
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"who've said their neighbors' pets"

Not their pets? :roll:
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I used keep a bag of kitty litter in the back of my rear-wheel drive pickup. It wasn't for peeing.
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I have family that live in the Cincinnati area. They tell me that neighbors have been reporting that their couches have been abducted. The couches are being found in abandoned fields smeared with a white crusty substance. DNA testing indicates an Appalachian hillbilly is the culprit.
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I posted a slightly shorter (cause Xitter) version on the JD Vance post.
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He’s no Appalachian hillbilly. He’d freak if he ever met one.
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So now there are all these memes out there of Trump with cats.

So... grabbing pussies.

Is that really the message they want to send?
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:00 pm So now there are all these memes out there of Trump with cats.

So... grabbing pussies.

Is that really the message they want to send?
Didn't affect him the first time did it.....
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