JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate

Volkonski · #451

Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?

zekeb · #452

Volkonski wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:25 pm Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?

Diet Mountain Dew. Isn't that an oxymoron?

#453

Good lawd, that ain't no hillbilly.

#454

zekeb wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:35 pm
Volkonski wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:25 pm Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?
Diet Mountain Dew. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Well like all "diet" colas (pop for y'all in the Midwest) it was the caffeine they were/are addicted to. Not sugar.

sad-cafe · #455

bill_g wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:50 am Kookie Vance supporters with moar humor.

OMG how gross

#456

He'd come to Chicago and want ketchup on his hotdog and mayo on his Italian beef.

Dr. Ken · #457

Rolodex · #458

He's giving Ted Cruz a run for his money for most unlikable person in politics.

"Please clap" vibes.

johnpcapitalist · #459

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 2:13 pm

Mike Pence also had a mental vapor lock in a donut shop when attempting to simulate normal human behavior during his now-forgotten brief try for the GOP nomination last year.

Chilidog · #460

The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.

He's an NPC.

p0rtia · #461

Reddog · #462

Chilidog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:36 pm The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.

He's an NPC.

Non-playable character?

Chilidog · #463

Non-player character.

Suranis · #464

The Term "NPC" was applied by 8-chan and the Qanon cult to those who were not "awoken," like them. Basically it mean that the person was just running the same programmed thinking all the time and not "free thinking" like them.

I don't know if they are trying to get everyone to use their term for giggles, like they sometimes do. But you would be aware of the context it has in some circles if you decide to use the term.

Slim Cognito · #465

Chilidog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:36 pm The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.

He's an NPC.

Approved!

Rolodex · #466

Here's a close up from JD's visit to the donut store. I'm no fashion maven, but this haircut is...interesting. Wait...is his barber a fogbowian?????

#467

Possibly OK cut for a 12yo

sugar magnolia · #468

I think it's a "thing" now. Looks very similar to my son in law's haircut. I don't like it on him either.

Dave from down under · #469

The guy out the window hair looks better

Volkonski · #470

That haircut is very presidential.

zekeb · #471

neonzx wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:56 pm Possibly OK cut for a 12yo

Or Kim Il Sung.

#472

Modified high-n-tight.

BeastofBourbon · #473

Yeah, when he grows it out a bit, he can tie it up with an elastic for a cute little ? something ? on top of his head. No one's taking him seriously now, so it wouldn't change the polling numbers.

p0rtia · #474

Think I'll call him Alfalfa from now on.

#475