JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
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Lordy, there is so much Appalachia in those. Warshing winders with newspapers and vinegar is classic.
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
By the look of you avatar you seem to need to be moisturized after this revelation...pipistrelle wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 10:53 pm Lordy, there is so much Appalachia in those. Warshing winders with newspapers and vinegar is classic.
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
In an AP Fact Check https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-j ... 8130326229 debunking that JD Vance had sex with a couch, they posted a link to a searchable PDF of Hillbilly Elegy. It's the full book if anybody cares (I'd reckon JD & his publisher will, but the AP put it out there):
https://pdf.issuhub.com/dnjd/35bk/files ... 029601.pdf
https://pdf.issuhub.com/dnjd/35bk/files ... 029601.pdf
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I forgot how early the bs starts with regular Joe Hillbilly.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
I know as I stated above the meme is false but it is still funny that he's being dogged on Twitter for thisLuke wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:24 am In an AP Fact Check https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-j ... 8130326229 debunking that JD Vance had sex with a couch, they posted a link to a searchable PDF of Hillbilly Elegy. It's the full book if anybody cares (I'd reckon JD & his publisher will, but the AP put it out there):
https://pdf.issuhub.com/dnjd/35bk/files ... 029601.pdf
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He’s rivaling his running mate for idiocy. Hope Yale is proud.
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I have like a billion sperms -- how many votes does that give me?
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So is he also advocating that I should no longer have to pay school taxes because I don't have kids in public school? Actually, I never had kids in public school and paid school taxes. I even had to fight the public school system to get one of my kids into a summer program he was interested in. Enrollment on a first come, first serve basis and I was the third to sign up but was told he would have to wait until the day before the program started before we would know if he was in it because they took all the currently enrolled students first and he'd only get a space if the class didn't fill. Nope, that's not how it's supposed to work for a free, public school, open enrollment summer class.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
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Over the years, the best answer to the "I don't want to pay other people's medical bills!" crap has been, "Let me explain to you why I am happy to pay for the education of other people's children."
Morons.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Yeah.
It speaks to his odd personality, i.e., it feels plausible. It vibes.
But also subtly shows, when you run on ridiculous lies, expect people to respond with ridiculous lies about you.
The difference being, of course, the furniture sex meme is knowingly ironic.
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
I mean, a single mom with 5 kids could kill it with those votes!
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Birthers vibes. (I know that's a satirical account.)
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If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Too also I’d forgotten what a bad writer he is. His mother practiced drawing blood from his “youthful veins.”Luke wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25, 2024 1:24 am In an AP Fact Check https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-j ... 8130326229 debunking that JD Vance had sex with a couch, they posted a link to a searchable PDF of Hillbilly Elegy. It's the full book if anybody cares (I'd reckon JD & his publisher will, but the AP put it out there):
https://pdf.issuhub.com/dnjd/35bk/files ... 029601.pdf
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Mr. Vance, exactly when do you stop fucking your couch?
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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Family sings "Dancing Queen" about JD.
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Best way to get people to repost something is to say "<other side> does not want this reposted!"
They are probably actually thrilled at the free advertising, drowning out talk of the Dem candidate and getting some buzz for theirs.
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They are probably actually thrilled at the free advertising, drowning out talk of the Dem candidate and getting some buzz for theirs.
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I did not have sexual relations with that couch....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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The appropriate question is: Mr. Vance, are you still fucking your couch?
Largo al factotum.
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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
That was a 21 year old consenting couch. ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
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