I am working hard today, trying to think up some juicy, spicy, delicious rumors (UK: rumo
urs).
I heard the counter-sniper team didn't see Mr. Crooks (lovely name) climb up to the rooftop because they were sharing some Hawaiian
sin-semilla weed and they were all stoned out of their gourds.
And then someone hinted that Mr. Crooks was Melania's secret lover, but the quadfectee busted them and broke it up, like Mr. Taitz did to Charles Lincoln back in the day. Mr. Crooks was so upset, according to the report, that he bought a new gun. Love triangle!
But I also too found out there's a good possibility the whole thing is a false flag, and that they put a little firework on his ear before the speech, to get a little visible blood. In this version, Mr. Crooks was the illegitimate love child of Trump and Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and had to be eliminated.
I got a million of 'em, but I'm bored now.
These are all false rumors (UK: rumo
urs), but this is Fogbow, and it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
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