Captain Ronny Johnson, formerly Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson

These people suck. They are bad people.
Post Reply
User avatar
Ben-Prime
Posts: 3016
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:29 pm
Location: Worldwide Availability
Occupation: Managing People Who Manage Machines
Verified: ✅MamaSaysI'mBonaFide

Ronny Jackson

#501

Post by Ben-Prime »

I'm sure he has the reasonable explanation that this was done by a Ronny Johnson.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
Top
User avatar
Dr. Ken
Posts: 3333
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:12 pm
Contact:
Contact Dr. Ken

Ronny Jackson

#502

Post by Dr. Ken »



ImageImagePhilly Boondoggle
Top
Resume18
Posts: 884
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:08 pm

Ronny Jackson

#503

Post by Resume18 »

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 7:14 pm

He doesn't even drink top shelf.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
Top
User avatar
Chilidog
Posts: 2068
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:36 pm

Ronny Jackson

#504

Post by Chilidog »

The guy needs to stand up in front of the house and say, "Hello, my name is Ronnie and I'm an alcoholic."
Top
User avatar
Chilidog
Posts: 2068
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 4:36 pm

Ronny Jackson

#505

Post by Chilidog »

Resume18 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 7:18 pm
He doesn't even drink top shelf.
"escargot martinis."
► Show Spoiler
Top
User avatar
Suranis
Posts: 6658
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:25 pm

Ronny Jackson

#506

Post by Suranis »

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Mon Jun 24, 2024 12:06 pm Every accusation, a confession.
https://twitter.com/PrincessBravato/sta ... 5307978947
WeThePeople🇺🇸🇺🇸 @PrincessBravato wrote: Ronny Jackson ordered provigil 100mg. Multiple times while Trump was in office. And not 30 day supply either.
He ordered like 1000 at a time. About 3 months apart
#TrumpUsesProvigil
#RonnyJacksonCandyman
#TrumpPillMill
I would bet my soul on it.
Acyn @Acyn wrote: Jackson-Johnson: There’s drugs that increase alertness like… Provigil
So that's slightly over 11MG a day... Oh, hang on, that's 1000 pills of 100mg EACH? Holy heck. I'm not a doctor but that's some serious dosage. It cant have been for just one person, surely? Who the hell would use Eleven 100mg pills a day??
Hic sunt dracones
Top
Dave from down under
Posts: 4301
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:50 pm
Location: Down here!

Ronny Jackson

#507

Post by Dave from down under »

The candy man!

The candy man can as he mixes it with luv !
Top
User avatar
northland10
Posts: 6273
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:47 pm
Location: Northeast Illinois
Occupation: Organist/Choir Director/Fundraising Data Analyst
Verified: ✅ I'm me.

Ronny Jackson

#508

Post by northland10 »

Give me charcuterie or give me death.
101010 :towel:
Top
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 20219
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Ronny Jackson

#509

Post by raison de arizona »

Give me charcuterie, or just give me a break. The Candy Man fires off a missive to Biden regarding "performance enhancing drugs."
► Show Spoiler
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Top
User avatar
p0rtia
Posts: 5722
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:55 am

Ronny Jackson

#510

Post by p0rtia »

As I have for decades, I ponder the power of a nice header and a well-formatted text (and don't forget the stately serif font) to provide instant and unearned authority to a pile of steaming shit.

Just me?
Top
User avatar
Foggy
Dick Tater
Posts: 10670
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:45 am
Location: Fogbow HQ
Occupation: Dick Tater/Space Cadet
Verified: Inventor of flag baseball

Ronny Jackson

#511

Post by Foggy »

It speaks of desperation.
Don't mind me, I just fell out of a coconut tree. 🥥🌴
Top
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 7632
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Ronny Jackson

#512

Post by pipistrelle »

The felon kept falling asleep in court. I wondered if he has sleep apnea (not uncommon with his age and excessive weight) and/or narcolepsy. I’d guess he’s too vain to use a CPAP. But not for pills.
Top
User avatar
sugar magnolia
Posts: 3742
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:54 pm

Ronny Jackson

#513

Post by sugar magnolia »

Why is everything a "demand" by these people?
Top
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 7632
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Ronny Jackson

#514

Post by pipistrelle »

sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 9:18 am Why is everything a "demand" by these people?
Only suckers and losers ask or request, apparently. Plays better with the base.
Top
User avatar
northland10
Posts: 6273
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:47 pm
Location: Northeast Illinois
Occupation: Organist/Choir Director/Fundraising Data Analyst
Verified: ✅ I'm me.

Ronny Jackson

#515

Post by northland10 »

sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 9:18 am Why is everything a "demand" by these people?
Asking nicely and saying please/thank you is WOKE.
101010 :towel:
Top
User avatar
Suranis
Posts: 6658
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:25 pm

Ronny Jackson

#516

Post by Suranis »

I'm just wondering at all the nice CCs
Hic sunt dracones
Top
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 7632
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Ronny Jackson

#517

Post by pipistrelle »

Biden, unlike some people, has a competent VP and Cabinet, so even were he to become senile overnight, sh*t would still get done.
Top
User avatar
Flatpoint High
Posts: 1586
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:58 am
Location: Hotel California, PH523, Galaxy Central, M103
Occupation: professional pain in the ass, voice actor & keeper of the straight face
Verified: ✅

Ronny Jackson

#518

Post by Flatpoint High »

didn't know that PEDs were banned in Congress/Executive Branch
castigat ridendo mores.
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
Top
User avatar
Frater I*I
Posts: 3449
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:52 am
Location: City of Dis, Seventh Circle of Hell
Occupation: Certificated A&P Mechanic
Verified: ✅Verified Devilish Hyena
Contact:
Contact Frater I*I

Ronny Jackson

#519

Post by Frater I*I »

pipistrelle wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 2:25 pm Biden, unlike some people, has a competent VP and Cabinet, so even were he to become senile overnight, sh*t would still get done.
And the 25th invoked because Biden isn't the leader of a cult....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

Trent Reznor
Top
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 20219
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Ronny Jackson

#520

Post by raison de arizona »

Just a quick blast from the past, why Jackson is now a Captain.
Image
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Top
User avatar
Kendra
Posts: 10941
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:17 am

Ronny Jackson

#521

Post by Kendra »

As the thread creator, I'd like to modify the thread title to play off of tfg calling him Ronny Johnson. You guys are smarter than me, so suggestion welcome :)
Top
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 20219
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Ronny Jackson

#522

Post by raison de arizona »

Captain Ronny Johnson, formerly Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Top
User avatar
Kendra
Posts: 10941
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:17 am

Ronny Jackson

#523

Post by Kendra »

raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 7:18 pm Captain Ronny Johnson, formerly Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson
Excellent, keep them coming please.
Top
User avatar
northland10
Posts: 6273
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:47 pm
Location: Northeast Illinois
Occupation: Organist/Choir Director/Fundraising Data Analyst
Verified: ✅ I'm me.

Ronny Jackson

#524

Post by northland10 »

Oh, I understand how Turnip could confuse the name.

Ronny Jackson
Ron Johnson

As they are equally stupid, they are easy to confuse.

Granted, it makes more sense for me to confuse the two since neither was my physician in the White House.
101010 :towel:
Top
User avatar
Suranis
Posts: 6658
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:25 pm

Ronny Jackson

#525

Post by Suranis »

"Jack's Son was very Ronny"
Hic sunt dracones
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Worst of the Right-Wing Pieholes”