Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

These people suck. They are bad people.
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2001

Post by raison de arizona »

poplove wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 5:08 pm What a great guy...
WATCH: Reporter Confronts ‘Pro-Life’ GOP Candidate Over Arrest for Assaulting His Then-Pregnant Wife in Stunning Interview
https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch-rep ... interview/
The transcript:
KYLE CLARK: You are pro-life without exceptions for rape and incest and life or health of the mother. Additionally, in 1993, you were arrested for violently assaulting your then-pregnant wife. Some people might see those two things at odds, but they both involve you exerting control over a woman’s body. Is that what Coloradans want from their governor?

GREG LOPEZ: Well, first of all, it wasn’t a violent situation. If you look, you know, if you go back and look…

KYLE CLARK: You were arrested for assault.

GREG LOPEZ: We were both arrested for assault. Both of us.

KYLE CLARK: And one of you was pregnant. So, again, the question is, do Coloradans want somebody who has a history, both in word and in physical action…

GREG LOPEZ: Let me tell you this Kyle…

KYLE CLARK: …of controlling the bodies of women?

GREG LOPEZ: Here’s the thing. There’s only been one perfect man that’s ever walked this earth, and we nailed him to the cross. I’m not a perfect man. I’ve made my mistakes, but I’ve learned from them. And I think most people learn from their mistakes. And I think really that’s what people want to hear.

KYLE CLARK: You don’t see it as an issue of control over women’s bodies.

GREG LOPEZ: No, I do not. I don’t understand how you could you connect those things.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
Suranis
Posts: 6025
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:25 pm

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2002

Post by Suranis »

I may be old fashioned, but I think that if you are going to ask questions about the assault, it is kinda nice to let the guy answer them rather than shouting him down.
Hic sunt dracones
User avatar
Volkonski
Posts: 11806
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:06 am
Location: Texoma and North Fork of Long Island
Occupation: Retired mechanical engineer
Verified:

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2003

Post by Volkonski »

May-Thurner syndrome: What is the condition Lauren Boebert has been diagnosed with?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68730159
The Colorado representative was diagnosed after going for surgery to have "an acute blood clot" removed.

She was taken to hospital after severe swelling in her upper left leg, her campaign staff said on Tuesday.

The surgery was successful and Ms Boebert is expected to make a full recovery, they added.

Medics say May-Thurner syndrome (MTS) is not necessarily dangerous in itself but can lead to complications and health risks.

It is a condition caused by a problem involving the right iliac artery, which carries blood to the right leg, and the left iliac vein, which returns blood from the left leg towards the heart.

These blood vessels naturally cross over each other in the pelvis. MTS results when the artery squeezes the vein, resulting in reduced blood flow in that vessel.

This may not lead to any symptoms at all, and some people do not know they have the condition, leading the US National Institutes of Health (NIH) to describe it as "clinically silent".

But reduced blood flow can increase the risk of blood-clot formation. If a clot travels to the heart, lungs or brain it can cause a blockage with potentially fatal consequences.

MTS often presents itself through pain or cramp in a person's arm or leg, accompanied by swelling or a discolouring of the skin. Veins can appear more pronounced.

Diagnosis may be confirmed following a CT scan, as was the case with Ms Boebert.
“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
User avatar
Dr. Ken
Posts: 2534
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:12 pm
Contact:

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2004

Post by Dr. Ken »

Shame I would hate for her to drop out because of health reasons.
ImageImagePhilly Boondoggle
User avatar
bill_g
Posts: 5569
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:52 pm
Location: Portland OR
Occupation: Retired (kind of)
Verified: ✅ Checked Republic ✓ ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2005

Post by bill_g »

You know those doctors use science and stuff.
User avatar
Sam the Centipede
Posts: 1943
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:19 pm

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2006

Post by Sam the Centipede »

Did she take the Covid vaccine? That probably caused it.

/snark (just channeling my inner RWNJ)
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2007

Post by raison de arizona »

Boebert's staff:
Image
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2008

Post by raison de arizona »

Fambly values.
At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics ... index.html
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
bill_g
Posts: 5569
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:52 pm
Location: Portland OR
Occupation: Retired (kind of)
Verified: ✅ Checked Republic ✓ ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2009

Post by bill_g »

Good thing she's draining the swamp.
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 6886
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2010

Post by pipistrelle »

raison de arizona wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:13 pm Fambly values.
At the December soiree, which was the New York Young Republican Club’s annual gala, multiple witnesses saw a server tell Boebert they would not bring her any more alcohol, with one witness telling CNN the server told the congresswoman they believed she had been overserved. Throughout the night, Boebert also kept attempting to snap selfies with Trump, who was sitting at the same table as her. Eventually, Trump’s security detail stepped in and asked Boebert to stop, according to the witnesses, who attended the event and saw the interaction take place.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/05/politics ... index.html
I wonder who the witnesses are. Not names, but staff? RINOs? Etc. Someone always seems to give up the goods.

Is she going to use her country gal overwhelmed by the experience schtick?
User avatar
noblepa
Posts: 2464
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:55 pm
Location: Bay Village, Ohio
Occupation: Retired IT Nerd

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2011

Post by noblepa »

In the 1972 movie, Goldie Hawn played the ditzy friend of Eddy Albert Jr. Decent movie.

In the movie, she tells Eddy that she once dated a member of the Young Republican Club. Then she realized that there is no such thing as a young republican.
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2012

Post by raison de arizona »

Just find one that will accept payment in handies.
Lauren Boebert's Son Says He Can't Find a Lawyer He Can Afford
"We are working to hire an attorney, but it's just been kind of hard with the prices."

Donning an all-black suit and appearing by himself, Tyler Boebert showed up in Garfield County court today, April 11, looking extra spiffy as he was read charges and the punishments he's facing in connection to car break-ins and property thefts he allegedly committed in Rifle earlier this year.

"Thank you for the attire," said 9th Judicial District Judge John F. Neiley. "I appreciate it when people dress for court."

Despite the spiffiness, Representative Lauren Boebert's eldest son — who is now nineteen — went on to claim he was having trouble finding a lawyer that he could afford to represent him in the felony case.

"We are working to hire an attorney, but it's just been kind of hard with the prices," Tyler told Neiley. "Worst case scenario, if we can't get something figured out with the lawyer then we're going to apply for a public defender or whatever works best for me."
:snippity:
https://www.westword.com/news/lauren-bo ... d-20372300
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 6886
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2013

Post by pipistrelle »

What happened to dad’s high-paying job? They’re not broke.
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2014

Post by raison de arizona »

pipistrelle wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:41 pm What happened to dad’s high-paying job? They’re not broke.
Tyler is an adult and a father. Maybe they are making him pay for his own lawyer? He doesn't have jack squat, he was ripping little old ladies off for 75 bucks.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
AndyinPA
Posts: 10089
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:42 am
Location: Pittsburgh
Verified:

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2015

Post by AndyinPA »

Mom's job doesn't pay badly, either.
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
User avatar
Sam the Centipede
Posts: 1943
Joined: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:19 pm

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2016

Post by Sam the Centipede »

AndyinPA wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:50 pm Mom's job doesn't pay badly, either.
Hey! She's a pro-life Republican! How dare you suggest that she take an active interest in the welfare of her offspring after they have left her womb?
User avatar
pipistrelle
Posts: 6886
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:27 am

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2017

Post by pipistrelle »

raison de arizona wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:45 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:41 pm What happened to dad’s high-paying job? They’re not broke.
Tyler is an adult and a father. Maybe they are making him pay for his own lawyer? He doesn't have jack squat, he was ripping little old ladies off for 75 bucks.
Yeah, but spoiled rich kids do stuff like that for kicks. And I still believe drugs are involved.
Lansdowne
Posts: 86
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2021 12:49 pm

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2018

Post by Lansdowne »

pipistrelle wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:27 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:45 pm
Tyler is an adult and a father. Maybe they are making him pay for his own lawyer? He doesn't have jack squat, he was ripping little old ladies off for 75 bucks.
Yeah, but spoiled rich kids do stuff like that for kicks. And I still believe drugs are involved.
BUT HIS LAPTOP!!

He probably needed those 75 bucks to pay the blind repairman and get his Laptop back. And the drugs you think you saw is just a pile of sawdust.
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2019

Post by raison de arizona »

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski wrote: How about hiring a lawyer for your kid’s felony cases so taxpayers of Colorado don’t have to pay. Maybe (too) also try and get him to stop robbing people.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
User avatar
raison de arizona
Posts: 18588
Joined: Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:21 am
Location: Nothing, Arizona
Occupation: bit twiddler
Verified: ✔️ he/him/his

Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

#2020

Post by raison de arizona »

If a former President and the current frontrunner in the race for President can't intimidate and threaten jurors in their criminal trial, what chance do any of us stand?
https://x.com/laurenboebert/status/1785345308815167755
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: FACT:

President Trump is being kept from exercising his First Amendment rights and defending himself against lies through a gag order from a liberal judge that donated to Biden.

This should scare every freedom-loving American.

If they can gag and fine a former President and the current frontrunner in the race for President, what chance do any of us stand?
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Post Reply

Return to “Worst of the Right-Wing Pieholes”