Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Dave from down under
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Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

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Perhaps that triggered his March health (alcohol poisoning) episode?
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Sam the Centipede
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:daydreaming: When danger rears its ugly head, brave Kraptain Karl is there! He fearlessly stands his ground in front of the oppression of the state against his freedumb to opvec around the country! What a guy!

:o What?!?! Brave Kraptain Karl didn't fearlessly stand his ground?! No! Brave Kraptain Karl ran away! :(

Is there any chance that the lawfolk of Clark County might impound the opvec … and crush it? And video it? The kraptain could bottle his tears and sell them to his millions of supporters to raise funds to pay his fines, or to buy more cheap booze.

I'd enquire of the military law experts here whether the discipllinary (Militia Police?) arm of the AMFF might execute Clark County's arrest warrant, but I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 6:48 am :daydreaming: I think all active AMFF personnel (other than the brave kraptain) are still at sea with the AMFF Armada, waiting for the right time to land take over the country., including clearing up all the millions of corpses lying around the place as a result of the vaccination campaign.
poplove wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:51 am On Dec 27 kkkarl got cited in Moapa (Clark County NV) for driving the opvec with expired plates, revoked driver license, and no proof of insurance. He had a court date Feb 21 and was a no-show so a warrant was issued.

https;//cvpublicaccess.clarkcountynv.gov...za0uGLgCug
Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?
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Lansdowne wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:19 am Isn't that the sound of the final demise of the Armada? Weren't they heading somewhere in the Bermuda area?
You think the AMFF Armada – Kraptain Karl's wet* dream – will appear in a distant future documentary about disasters in the Bermuda Triangle?

Cue ex-Star Trek or similar actor narrating, in sepulchral tones:
"Long ago, back in 2020s, many spoke in hushed tones of the legendary AMMF Armadillo, a fleet of dozens, some say hundreds, of small craft which set sail from the USA as disease swept the nation. The fleet had many of the strongest, most intelligent people in the country, selflessly working to ensure the future of the country. The plan was to repopulate the ravaged country, to restore its pride, to rebuild its Biblical roots. But not one boat from the fleet ever returned to the shores of North America, not one. And no trace was ever found of the boats or the heroes who crewed them, other than a few incoherent posts on social media. We can never know what sparkling future was lost with them.

Or was this just a dream, a myth, the hope of a despairing people for a brighter future?"
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* as in watery
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