Love is the most powerful and important force in the Universe.
Everyone knows that. Football (American style) is the planet's greatest sport.
You know it ; I know it.
It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on. 
oh, put 'em back on Music and Dancing are prehistoric, the oldest way we Earthlings have of celebrating life. No, prehistoric people didn't buy Ye's music.
This is it, folks. The romance of Travis and Taylor is The Singularity. Where Love, Football, and Music come together to rip a big ol' hole in the fabric of reality. It never gets any more beautiful and meaningful and spectacular. God can retire now, and a good job well done.
Or maybe I'm fulla horse poop and this is really boring.
Oh wait, is this the Ye thread? Stupid Ass, he should have known he couldn't mess with Football and Love. And if'n you can't rule all three, the Singularity will vaporize you and re-assemble you somewhere else outside the stadium. So that's what really happened.
Hockey FTW (For The Win)!