BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan wrote:
Once upon a time, a house was on fire in a nice neighborhood.
Politically, it was a pretty mixed neighborhood, almost perfectly split down the middle between Republicans and Democrats. But there was a house on fire that threatened to set the rest of the neighborhood on fire.
So the owner of the house called 911.
The fire department showed up, and spoke to the owner of the house on fire, who was a Republican. He was the one who called the fire department in the first place.
The owner of the house looked at the fireman, and said "Wait a minute... you're a Democrat, aren't you?"
The fireman, incredulous, answered "Yes I am, sir, but you need to get out of the way if you want us to put that fire out. I mean, you called us, said it was an emergency."
The rest of the neighborhood was shouting at the owner, whose name was MAGA Mike, to let the fireman put out the fire.
But MAGA Mike had just gotten a text from some jackass who was running to be the head of the neighborhood association who told him to make sure no Democrats help put out the fire.
They decided they would just wait for a Republican fireman to put out the fire.
So, he sent the fireman away, and his house burned down as well as a bunch of other houses.
And, when it was time to pick a leader of the neighborhood association, everyone in the entire neighborhood remembered how that jackass had the fireman sent away, and they ran him the fuck out of town.
THE END.