Rudy Giuliani

[Flatpoint High]

and, the traitorous off-spring has announced he's running for NYS Gov:
https://www.businessinsider.com/andrew- ... son-2021-5

[Fortinbras]

I assume Andrew Giuliani is running for NY Governor in anticipation of issuing a pardon to his dear old dad.

[fierceredpanda]

I assume Andrew Giuliani is running for NY Governor in anticipation of issuing a pardon to his dear old dad.

Nope. He's under investigation by the feds. NY Governor can only pardon NY state crimes. Unless Andrew gets himself elected President of the United States of America (roflmao), Rudy isn't getting a pardon for anything the SDNY may bring against him.

[tek]

I'm not a NewYahker, so I have no idea what the sentiment is..

but I gotta believe that Fruity Rudy has really soiled the family name and Rudy Jr is gonna get a dose of reality.

[Frater I*I]

As seen on the interwebs series of tubes:

"Andrew Giuliani makes Eric Trump look like a Rhodes scholar..."

[Suranis]

This would be the Ali at the end of his career who, not to put too fine a point of it, lost every bout.

[Gregg]

No, its Khalid Ali, a 112 lb kickboxer from The Bronx, who was recovering from a thorough ass kicking in the ball pit of a Chuck E. Cheese in Orlando.

[Slim Cognito]

I assume Andrew Giuliani is running for NY Governor in anticipation of issuing a pardon to his dear old dad.

Nope. He's under investigation by the feds. NY Governor can only pardon NY state crimes. Unless Andrew gets himself elected President of the United States of America (roflmao), Rudy isn't getting a pardon for anything the SDNY may bring against him.

We know that but does Andy know that?

[Uninformed]

Seems he has all the qualifications required of a “Republican” candidate to grift campaign contributions.

[noblepa]

I assume Andrew Giuliani is running for NY Governor in anticipation of issuing a pardon to his dear old dad.

Nope. He's under investigation by the feds. NY Governor can only pardon NY state crimes. Unless Andrew gets himself elected President of the United States of America (roflmao), Rudy isn't getting a pardon for anything the SDNY may bring against him.

We know that but does Andy know that?

The NY AG and the NYC DA have announced that they are doing a criminal investigation of Trump and the Trump Organization.

Perhaps young mister Giuliani is running so he can pre-emptively pardon The Donald, although, after the way Trump has thrown the elder Giuliani under the bus lately, I doubt that Andy feels too kindly toward the Mouse of Mar a Lago.

[Kendra]

Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew announced his 2022 New York gubernatorial campaign on Tuesday.
@brikeilarcnn
#rollsthetape on his candidacy and qualification.
https://cnn.it/3f0b7Xk

[Gregg]

I am trying to figure out what's dumber, a 35 year old bragging about being in politics in 5 decades or 75 million screaming wingnuts watching Fox News believing him.

[tek]

Andrew Giuliani (or his writer) carefully wordsmithed his statement as "parts of five decades".

I think it is comical that most of the media ignored that carefully craftfed prose and said "what a maroon!"

[Uninformed]

He’s been alive during parts of five decades. As for “being in politics”...

[Dr. Ken]

Well yeah

[Luke]

Yeah, this is *exactly* right. You should be a commentator on tee-vee, Foggy, it's better than what we've seen from most trying to explain this. And you'd fill the affirmative action rooster quota, they might get grants.

In the former asshole's mind, Roodles is guilty of a serious felony - called Bad Tee Vee.

His appearances at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and later, the hair dye dribbling down his head, made him look silly. In TrumpWorld, that's unforgivable and a deal killer.

Not to mention, his only job from November 3rd to January 20th was to somehow steal the election for the former asshole, and he never won a single lawsuit. Even when not on camera, he came across to the entire nation as ridiculous and a loser, which made TFA look like a loser. Again, that's an unforgivable sin, which TFA will never forget.

Roodles should have known, since January 20th, that he would get ZERO support coming out of Mierda Lardo.

[Uninformed]

Both Giuliani and Powell are due to file file their reply to the plaintiffs response to their MTDs

[noblepa]

Roodles has filed another motion to dismiss the $1.3B lawsuit by Dominion, claiming that Dominion hasn't lost any money because of his statements.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/compani ... d=msedgntp

[neonzx]

Is there a list somewhere here of every party Dominion has thus far formally sued?

[Uninformed]

As far as I know only (possibly only the notable ones) are Powell, Giuliani, and Lindell.

ETA. and Fox News

[Dr. Ken]

Rudy left a message on Christmas Eve for Maricopa County supervisor Bill Gates saying how they need to "fix up" the election.

Giuliani dialed Maricopa County Supervisor Bill Gates, a lifelong Republican who has expressed staunch opposition to the recent trajectory of his party, on Christmas Eve and left a voice message.

"Bill, it's Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's lawyer," Giuliani reportedly said in the message he left Gates. "If you get a chance, would you please give me a call? I have a few things I'd like to talk over with you. Maybe we can get this thing fixed up. You know, I really think it's a shame that Republicans sort of are both in this, kind of, situation. And I think there may be a nice way to resolve this for everybody."

In mid-December, Arizona state Republicans subpoenaed the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors over fears that the election was "stolen" from Trump, asking for images of all the mail-in ballots submitted during the 2020 election. At the time, county officials had already performed a bipartisan audit by hand and came up with a 100% match. Maricopa County supervisors refused to comply with the subpoena and instead sued.

https://www.salon.com/2021/05/24/fixed- ... -election/

[filly]

Prosecutors have proposed that former Judge Barbara Jones do the "taint" review. She did the same for Michael Cohen's case. Apparently Rudy and Toensing have agreed to this. The Judge just needs to sign off so she can get started: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... story.html

[Kendra]

[raison de arizona]

Off Topic

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[Volkonski]