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How other people use their hands Bobo.

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Gregg wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:32 am
raison de arizona wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm Cheap date, they bought her for what? $20k/yr? Is that the going rate for Representatives? I might could afford me one.
Her "dates" used to be $750 for 4 hours Greek $150 extra.on Tryst.
I am sure I will be sorry but what is Greek?
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sad-cafe wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 1:23 pm I am sure I will be sorry but what is Greek?
Greek love

Greek love is a term originally used by classicists to describe the primarily homoerotic customs, practices, and attitudes of the ancient Greeks. It was frequently used as a euphemism for both homosexuality and pederasty
So ya, bit of backdoor relaxation specialty action.
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Oh no. mtg said the amendment to use the Holman rule was hers, but now Boebert is claiming it. Poot fight.
Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert wrote: Bureaucrats like Stacy Dean have spent their careers devising ways to expand the welfare state and increase government dependency.

My amendment that utilized the Holman Rule to slash Stacy Dean’s salary to $1 passed the House.

This is the 1st time this Congress the Holman Rule has been used to successfully hold a Biden official accountable!
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Boebert, pulling the ladder up behind her.
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I have broke free from English grammar.
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pipistrelle wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:55 pm I have broke free from English grammar.
Welcome to American grammar
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Didn't MTG claim she had the first successful Holman act holding of a Biden official accountable this morning with passing the firing of the Joint Chiefs of Staff dude?
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Yeah, sure glad that the _________ was able to break free from the evil socialist government that kept her family fed instead of allowing them go hungry.
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Kriselda Gray wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:56 pm Didn't MTG claim she had the first successful Holman act holding of a Biden official accountable this morning with passing the firing of the Joint Chiefs of Staff dude?
Perhaps it should be taken to the (mostly corrupted) SCOTUS…

Per wiki

The constitutionality of bills passed under the Holman rule has been questioned by legal scholars in light of the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling in United States v. Lovett (1946). That case dealt with an act of Congress, passed during the Red Scare's McCarthyism, that defunded the salaries of 39 employees accused of having Communist sympathies. The Court held that, under these circumstances, the Act was no "mere appropriation measure", but was effectively a bill of attainder prohibited by Article I, Section 9, of the Constitution.
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Suranis wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:49 pm
sad-cafe wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 1:23 pm I am sure I will be sorry but what is Greek?
Greek love

Greek love is a term originally used by classicists to describe the primarily homoerotic customs, practices, and attitudes of the ancient Greeks. It was frequently used as a euphemism for both homosexuality and pederasty
So ya, bit of backdoor relaxation specialty action.
um////I have been married 34 years....have never dabbled in um greek love....probably won't either
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raison de arizona wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:33 pm Boebert, pulling the ladder up behind her.
A bit off topic, but since you're the thread owner, could I suggest a slight change to the title?

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somerset wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:51 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:33 pm Boebert, pulling the ladder up behind her.
A bit off topic, but since you're the thread owner, could I suggest a slight change to the title?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Vapin' Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
needz moar "yankin' "
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tek wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:44 am
somerset wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:51 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:33 pm Boebert, pulling the ladder up behind her.
A bit off topic, but since you're the thread owner, could I suggest a slight change to the title?

Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Vapin' Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
needz moar "yankin' "
:P
I was gonna say "gropin' " but now that you've said it, I like "yankin' " better.
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The Holman Rule has been a favorite blunt instrument for the Freedom Caucus this session. It was read into the record and approved in Jan 2023. So, it is an applicable House rule the FC intend to use it as a cudgel to gut programs. It can be slipped in during the markups, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it except to not approve the entire bill it is attached to.

You have to introduce a new clean version of the bill and get it through the entire committee process again during the current session where it could be fettered with yet another Holman Rule before it gets to the final vote. It's a poison pill and a dirty trick that has been used numerous times in the past by both parties since it's introduction after the Civil War.

Senior members tend not to use it because the knife cuts ways. The Democrats can easily apply it to any appropriations the GOP might favor. IE: a program or regulation could be approved, but immediately defunded, and effectively still-born.

I'm sure Bobo feels quite smug about using it. All the more reason to get her out of office ASAP.
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Lauren Boebert’s divorce finalized, after shouting match behind closed doors
With her grandson in her arms, U.S. Rep. Boebert appears in court to dissolve 17-year marriage to Jayson Boebert
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https://coloradosun.com/2023/10/10/laur ... finalized/
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Interesting choice to drag an infant to a courtroom.
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pipistrelle wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:43 pm Interesting choice to drag an infant to a courtroom.
Any prop will do..
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Little grandson learned that grandma is nucking futs. :lol:
Don't mind me, I just fell out of a coconut tree. 🥥🌴
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pipistrelle wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:43 pm Interesting choice to drag an infant to a courtroom.
I'm sure that it is because she couldn't have her gat on her hip, as is her usual, so she grabbed the nearest thing to put there in its place.
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She had him on the House floor during the vote on McCarthy last week.

Where's the kid's mother (and dad)?
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AndyinPA wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:32 pm She had him on the House floor during the vote on McCarthy last week.

Where's the kid's mother (and dad)?
Probably in high school, unless they done dropped out already. Mom is what, 16 now?
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Oh oh - Bobo make booboo.
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She doesn't care. She got her sound clip.
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