💣 The Disastrous 118th Congress - MAGA Mike Johnson Saved by Shadow Speaker Hakeem Jeffries

[bill_g]

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...

[RTH10260]

Did they lose Jesus again? Did you find him

[Chilidog]

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... eenie meanie mienie moe ...

Old white men

[Flatpoint High]

no non-christians?
the huddle failed?

[bill_g]

Touch me like that again, and even Jesus couldn't save your soul.

[AndyinPA]

That's John Fetterman!

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Kneeling - the ultimate sign of disrespect for America.

[Slim Cognito]

Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.

[Flatpoint High]

Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.

There was no testosterone in the chamber, either. just a bunch of emasculated cucks

[AndyinPA]

I think I like that Mike Johnson will be the face of the republicans for the 2024 election, along with tfg, of course.

I had a cartoon on my FB page the other day with a picture of the US covered with a flag that said something like, "This is our country, not your church."

[RTH10260]

Now repeat the knee bending part on the football field

[NewMexGirl]

Wow, that was close! I thought I'd pass out from all the estrogen in the chamber.

[Estiveo]

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See, Trump prefers men only use one knee, like this, when gobbling his . Both knees is for porn stars and, eventually, Ivanka.

[p0rtia]

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Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

[AndyinPA]

At least one guy is cheating, sitting on the seat.

[Mr brolin]

Yo ..... Shooter ..... Crap Out....

[Ben-Prime]

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Let's face it. You know Fetterman was *waiting* for someone to ask. He had this one in his hip pocket.

[Ben-Prime]

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"Okay, so you're saying that under Secret Amendment 1/2, I'm not *really* Speaker until I find the one deliberate mistake in this carpet pattern?"

[Dave from down under]

“Anyone found my integrity yet?”

“Nup! But we would have trouble recognising it even if we found it..”

[RVInit]

“Anyone found my integrity yet?”

“Nup! But we would have trouble recognising it even if we found it..”

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

"Dammit, we lost our government again?!"

"Well, we had to make it small enough to fit in a 9-year-old's uterus!"

[neonzx]

Meet the evangelical activist who’s had a 'profound influence' on Speaker Mike Johnson
David Barton has spent decades working to overturn church-state separation. He celebrated Johnson’s election as a turning point for the Christian right.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ev ... rcna122313

Two years before going from a relatively unknown congressman to speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson of Louisiana spoke at a national gathering of Christian lawmakers in North Texas and shared his deep admiration for the man behind the conference: the evangelical activist and self-styled historian David Barton.

“I was introduced to David and his ministry a quarter-century ago,” Johnson said at the ProFamily Legislators Conference, which was being hosted by Barton’s nonprofit WallBuilders, a Texas group dedicated to promoting the idea that America was founded as a Christian nation whose laws should be based on a conservative reading of the Bible.

Johnson told the audience at the December 2021 gathering that Barton’s teachings — which are disputed by many historians — have had “a profound influence on me, and my work, and my life and everything I do.”

Johnson’s effusive praise for Barton, an influential background figure in the conservative evangelical political movement, sends an unmistakable signal about how the devout Christian Republican lawmaker — now second in the line to the presidency — views the role of religion in government and public life, said John Fea, a professor of American history at Messiah University in Pennsylvania.

“David Barton is a political propagandist, he’s a Christian-right activist who cherry picks from the past to promote political agendas in the present, to paint a picture of America’s history as evangelicals would like it to be,” said Fea, who’s also an evangelical. “Mike Johnson comes straight out of that Christian-right world, where Barton’s ideas are highly influential. It’s the air they breathe.”

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Anyone here still think Johnson is going to shift towards more moderate stances on policy now that he is speaker?

[Suranis]

I never thought that. I think he is going to be eaten alive.

[AndyinPA]

I never thought that. I think he is going to be eaten alive.

[Foggy]

Before he goes in the oven, he must be trussed.