trump (convicted felon, defamer, insurrectionist, contemnor, and rapist - $537M)

[RTH10260]

Statement from the Trump Campaign on Crooked Joe Biden’s Address to the Nation
October 19, 2023

The horrific catastrophes taking place in Israel as well as the chaos on our Southern Border and in hotspot after hotspot around the world, all have one thing in common: they were caused by Crooked Joe Biden’s deadly combination of incompetence, radicalism, and weakness.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/067f2 ... 2859e82178

"Finally, Joe Biden has a moral duty tonight to declare that Hamas sympathizers and Israel-hating radicals have no place in the Democrat Party."

Says the guy who invited the Taliban to Camp David.

[Suranis]

Wasn't someone raging on Bibi a few days ago?

[much ado]

Want to feel better?

Google "bad news for trump".

[Dr. Ken]

She was just a coffee girl

[p0rtia]

Explain to me how that is not witness tampering.

I'll wait.

ETA: Or, I should have said, "...not a violation of his parole/gag order."

[sad-cafe]

fucking traitor

[Ben-Prime]

She was just a coffee girl

Of course, if she 'never was' his attorney, there's no privilege involved to pierce, right?

[raison de arizona]

On D.C.

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On the New York Times submarine story.

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On the fraud trial.

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[Foggy]

Wow, he seems a little tense.

[RTH10260]

On D.C.


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Rebuilding D.C.? Sounds like he is waiting to be reunited with Albert Speer


NADT

[bill_g]

Dammit. His STFU button is broken again. Someone call engineering please.

[Slim Cognito]

Wow, he seems a little tense.

Yet, not tense enough (to stroke out from spiking bp).

[raison de arizona]

What a difference a deal makes...

Trump 2020: Sidney Powell has joined my legal team!

Trump after Powell flipped: Sidney Powell was not on my legal team.

[northland10]

Wow, he seems a little tense.

If you need to know tense better:

Off Topic

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the history of catering. It has been built on the fragmented remains of… it will be built on the fragmented… that is to say it will have been built by this time, and indeed has been—

One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.

The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.

Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.

To resume:

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the history of catering.

It is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is (wioll haven be) enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.

This is, many would say, impossible.

In it, guests take (willan on-take) their places at table and eat (willan on-eat) sumptous meals while watching (willing watchen) the whole of creation explode around them...

Oh, you didn't mean that tense? Never mind (willan on-mind neveren).

[raison de arizona]

Just a reminder of what a turd tfg is, and where he got that word from. Probably his daddy, tbh.

[raison de arizona]

Genius, why has anyone never thought of this before?

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Trump: I'm for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I'm reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.

Bonus: Christians only.

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Trump says that he’ll implement a religious test for immigrants if he is elected:

“If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
@SawyerHackett

[RTH10260]

Genius, why has anyone never thought of this before?

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Trump: I'm for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I'm reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.

He is losing it, he is only one of "us", not their special favoured impotus

[RTH10260]

Genius, why has anyone never thought of this before?

Bonus: Christians only.

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Trump says that he’ll implement a religious test for immigrants if he is elected:

“If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
@SawyerHackett

What will the test for believers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster include? How to cook the pasta perfectly al dente? How to make your own meat balls?

[Resume18]

Genius, why has anyone never thought of this before?

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Trump: I'm for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I'm reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.

Bonus: Christians only.

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Trump says that he’ll implement a religious test for immigrants if he is elected:

“If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
@SawyerHackett

Not only is he a fascist, he's a stupid feckin' fascist.

[Flatpoint High]

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Genius, why has anyone never thought of this before?

Bonus: Christians only.

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Trump says that he’ll implement a religious test for immigrants if he is elected:

“If you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”
@SawyerHackett

What will the test for believers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster include? How to cook the pasta perfectly al dente? How to make your own meat balls?

[Frater I*I]

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Who created this daemonic heresy!!!!!!

[RTH10260]

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Who created this daemonic heresy!!!!!!

That thing reminds me of images of a Brazen Bull. Best light up a fire under his a$$

[Flatpoint High]

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Who created this daemonic heresy!!!!!!

That thing reminds me of images of a Brazen Bull. Best light up a fire under his a$$

there are even worse "dog-emperor" memes floating around.

[Mr brolin]

Jayzus Christ on a pogostick...... Don't these idiots who do all these Dog Emperor images grasp they use stock from the 40K Warhammer universe....?

I mean, the whole Canon is called Grimdark for a damn reason, genocide, fascism, mankind perpetually on the ropes with enemies that want to destroy you body and soul, perpetual war, loss of scientific knowledge reduced to cargo cult repetition, banning free thinking as heresy...

Damn, of course, its the Republican playback....

[RVInit]

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