Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I imagine that a high level religious leader wrote that.
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I'm not sure how old this is, but it aged poorly!
The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow wrote: Boebert: There has been a moral decay in our country because too many of our leaders have traded the truth for a lie. @Acyn
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
If that's one of the pics (I never bothered looking) it looks to me like the guy is lifting something to his mouth. He would have to have forearms like the Hulk to reach her boobs from that angle.
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Check out where her hand is in that pic.
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Honestly, I'm not that interested.
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I get it, yer a boob man.
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
This could be a still shot from any point in the video, such as when he's reaching over or bringing his hand back. I couldn't say for sure on that. But I did see the video and it's unmistakable that he's fondling her breast and she's fondling his crotch.
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Yeah, and what's next after they've gone that far? It's been a spell since I got that far on a first date, but - and correct me if I'm wrong, but - hasn't she already reached third base? And the only thing left to do is to start taking off the clothes.
As a red-blooded American male Earthling, I can tell you that if a lady is willing to grab my crotch with both hands, she's mine for the evening. If she's willing to do that, she's going all the way, there's no doubt. The very next step involves removal of her clothing, in the most delicate sexy possible way. If she's gone that far in a public theater, look out when I get her alone someplace nice.
Not saying that this lady is attractive, because she's not.
Just talking about sexual behavior of homo sapiens at an advanced stage.
If the theater had given them two more minutes, they'd have either left on their own or gotten naked on the floor of the theater.
As a red-blooded American male Earthling, I can tell you that if a lady is willing to grab my crotch with both hands, she's mine for the evening. If she's willing to do that, she's going all the way, there's no doubt. The very next step involves removal of her clothing, in the most delicate sexy possible way. If she's gone that far in a public theater, look out when I get her alone someplace nice.
Not saying that this lady is attractive, because she's not.
Just talking about sexual behavior of homo sapiens at an advanced stage.
If the theater had given them two more minutes, they'd have either left on their own or gotten naked on the floor of the theater.
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Having said that, I do thank her on behalf of teenage boys everywhere, for showing teenage girls what to do when you need some "me time". Her excuse was that she's been through this horrible divorce, and she needed some "me time" amirite? That's how grownup girls do "me time"!
Oh, wait. Maybe that wasn't much of an improvement over Monica teaching all the teenage girls about oral sex.
Oh, wait. Maybe that wasn't much of an improvement over Monica teaching all the teenage girls about oral sex.
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Keeping the million dollar consulting gigs he suddenly got when the wife went from McDonald's drive thru to Congress.neonzx wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 10:54 amIt is my understanding the divorce is not finalized. Jayson's posting, to me, appears professionally written - damage control. Am I being too cynical when thinking perhaps Lauren agreed to some lesser terms in EXCHANGE for Jayson publicly accepting ALL the blame?
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Rep. Lauren Boebert rents an apartment from an executive for Koch-backed group
Ethics experts told Insider that Boebert is not violating any rules by renting from someone who helps run an advocacy group, as long as she pays the market rate. Anthony Fakhoury, a Boebert spokesperson, said she pays $2,000 per month under the terms of her 12-month lease.
The going rents in Boebert's neighborhood vary widely. According to Census data, the 2021 median rent in the zip code was $2,395, a number that incorporates all home sizes and includes utilities. An Insider survey of advertised rents for other one-bedroom apartments nearby ranged from $1,695 to just under $7,000 per month, depending on the location and amenities offered. A no-longer-active listing for Boebert's apartment, provided by Fakhoury, says that the typical monthly rent for one-bedroom apartments nearby is $3,061 — and $4,000 for "premium" units. Zillow estimates that the rent for Boebert's apartment would be $3,518.
The unit boasts stainless steel appliances, a walk-in closet, granite countertops, and in-unit washer and dryer. Despite being a basement unit, it appears to get lots of natural light. Its main selling point is, of course, the close proximity to the Capitol.
Boebert came by the place by chance, Fakhoury said: "She found a flyer at the property with all the information on it." He added that Boebert was not aware the owners were connected to the Koch-backed group.
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Cheap date, they bought her for what? $20k/yr? Is that the going rate for Representatives? I might could afford me one.
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She thought Koch-backed meant something else.
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Torn between and "Dammit, I wish I'd said it first."
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The question becomes does she actually pay it.
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BUT... But... but... there is a typo: WHO WHORE IT BETTER?
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Kat Abu @abughazalehkat wrote: I can't believe Boebert just ignored the clear out given to her and went with the "Beetlejuice gets me horny" defense instead:
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Cams, Cams, everywhere there's cams
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you see the Cameras?
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Miss Piggy looks great in that outfit! The hat really completes it. Marjo just looks mad. Like, really pissed about her life choices, and that she forgot her sweater. I can’t get over how much she resembles that Neanderthal reconstruction
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Her "dates" used to be $750 for 4 hours Greek $150 extra.on Tryst.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 7:42 pm Cheap date, they bought her for what? $20k/yr? Is that the going rate for Representatives? I might could afford me one.
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