Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Is that her kidney doctor?
I'm kidding, of course:
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He’s a Demoncrat. The devil made her do it.
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She just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....
I'll see myself out....
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Hey, what's the point of getting new kidneys if you can't let your new boyfriend play with them. Right?Frater I*I wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pmShe just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....
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In public..
Any speculation on what she was vaping?
Any speculation on what she was vaping?
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Meth....????Dave from down under wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:21 pm In public..
Any speculation on what she was vaping?
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
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Trae Crowder with an estimable essay on BoBo:
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Not enough iodine in her diet.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 9:39 amI thought it was me. I hope it’s a quirk of the photo. IMG_2796.jpeg
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All indications point to Republicans not being able to get it up. I can’t speak from personal experience, thank god.Frater I*I wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pmShe just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....
I'll see myself out....![]()
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Seriously, is this the first play she’d ever been to?Drew Sexton, issued a statement denying she was vaping but saying she was using her cell phone to take pictures, not realizing that was prohibited.
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In her defense, it appears that she was taking flash photos of herself, i.e, selfies, not photos of the actual performance.
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Just because someone should ask, are we sure that video hasn't been doctored in some way? I'm not an expert so I wouldn't know what to look for.
Not that I doubt for a moment that she's defective enough to let someone fondle her in public, but these days it's good to be sure of what you're seeing.
Not that I doubt for a moment that she's defective enough to let someone fondle her in public, but these days it's good to be sure of what you're seeing.
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Pretty certain that clip was all deep fake. (note, none of the other audience members were moving at all)bob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:58 pm https://twitter.com/alanfranklin/status ... 6140679319
Is that her kidney doctor?
I'm kidding, of course:
Also another fake I saw -- a still photo where Boebert appears to be fondling her BFs crotch with both hands.
Both funny as heck and she deserves the ridicule for her behavior in the theater that night.
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I dunno I saw it in the original video from a distance, before the zoomed in one was released. It looked accurate? ![Shrug :shrug:](./images/smilies/shrug.gif)
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There is some movement by the other theatre goersneonzx wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:58 amPretty certain that clip was all deep fake. (note, none of the other audience members were moving at all)bob wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:58 pm https://twitter.com/alanfranklin/status ... 6140679319
Is that her kidney doctor?
I'm kidding, of course:
Also another fake I saw -- a still photo where Boebert appears to be fondling her BFs crotch with both hands.
Both funny as heck and she deserves the ridicule for her behavior in the theater that night.![]()
But still could be fake.
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Frater I*I wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:05 pmShe just wants to let a filthy liberal have his way with her....
I'll see myself out....![]()
He did pay for a four hour date.
When you're on a clock, and you figure dinner, that play was cutting into the play of his play date, player...
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Daily Mail, yeah, but Boebert apologized. Difficult divorce yadda yadda.
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Oh, to be seventeen again ...
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Her chances of Re-election "have been in serious jeopardy" since she barely made it back into the House by the skin of her teeth. To the point that everyone thought the other guy won for a few days.
She's too arrogant to care.
She's too arrogant to care.
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She's making excuses, not denying.
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