Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
From the video of the incident, she appears to have had surgery a bit north of the kidneys.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Don't know how I missed that one.
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Ya Melania vanished for a short while in May 2018. They told the press she was having Kidney Surgery. When she came back into view she was very obviously inflated.
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It’s a helluva grift if you can get it.
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castigat ridendo mores.
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It looks as though her dress is about to give way and pop that “bodacious set of tatas.”
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I don't think Dolly and the Colorado grifter travel in the same circles. One's donated an astronomical amount of books to kids, the other likes being exposed to penii while underaged.
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Good point, I think I have the real answer though...John Thomas8 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:56 pm I don't think Dolly and the Colorado grifter travel in the same circles. One's donated an astronomical amount of books to kids, the other likes being exposed to penii while underaged.
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Don't say Bobert three times fast. DON'T!
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What's odd about it?pipistrelle wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.
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She looks a little like Remmick swallowing the alien in ST: TNG “Conspiracy.”sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:52 pmWhat's odd about it?pipistrelle wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-laure ... ice-report
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That would begin to explain a great many things.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:06 pmShe looks a little like Remmick swallowing the alien in ST: TNG “Conspiracy.”sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:52 pmWhat's odd about it?pipistrelle wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 11:54 am The photo with this article is odd.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rep-laure ... ice-report
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
yeah, her neck looks weird in that photo.
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Footage of Boebert *not* vaping.
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classy for a We The People Representative in the House of Congress ![Black Eye :blackeye:](./images/smilies/blackeye.gif)
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Can we talk about the real crime?: Beetlejuice's second act is horrific, and Boebert's ejection spared her some cruel and punishment.
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Stupid 8th Amendment.
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It was noted she’s not wearing her trademark glasses.
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Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Her admirers only care whether she was wearing the tight jeans.
Or not wearing them, as the case may be.![Sick :sick:](./images/smilies/sick.gif)
Or not wearing them, as the case may be.
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