Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
Fact: Sorcerers were forced out of their jobs when sentencing guidelines became a thing in state and federal courts. They and fortune tellers were quite busy before that trying to divine what a judge or jury might decide.
At least with guidelines you have formulas and can get mathematicians and accountants involved.
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
You can have a raucous federal sentencing guidelines party (FSG rave) with mathematicians and accountants, though many respectable mathematicians and accountants say that they won't stand for this -- partly because it is a debasement of mathematics and accounting, but mostly because they don't get invited to those sort of parties.Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 10:16 am
Fact: Sorcerers were forced out of their jobs when sentencing guidelines became a thing in state and federal courts. They and fortune tellers were quite busy before that trying to divine what a judge or jury might decide.
At least with guidelines you have formulas and can get mathematicians and accountants involved.
I can make one prediction about the mythical FSG. No matter what I figure, it it will not only be wrong, it will be a fantastical failure.
If you fed the FSG to the 2nd greatest computer ever created, Deep Thought, it would tell you to f*** off.
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
I spent 20 cents of my free PACER bucks to find out when he will be sentenced.
Date Filed # Docket Text
08/17/2023 71 MINUTES OF PROCEEDINGS - Change of Plea as to Joshua A. Martinez held on 8/17/2023 before Judge Andrew P. Gordon. Crtrm Administrator: M. Johansen; AUSA: Daniel Schiess; Def Counsel: Joanne Diamond; Court Reporter/Recorder: Judy Moore; Time of Hearing: 9:59 a.m. - 10:29 a.m.; Courtroom: 6C;
The defendant is present and at liberty. On inquiry by the Court, the defendant withdraws his motion to suppress ECF No. 36 and motion to dismiss ECF No. 39 . The report and recommendation ECF No. 67 is deemed moot. Under oath, the defendant pleads GUILTY to count two of the criminal indictment and the plea agreement is filed. Court accepts the guilty plea. This matter is referred to the probation department for investigation and report. The trial setting as to this defendant is vacated. The defendant is continued on the present terms of release.
Sentencing and disposition set for 11/28/2023 at 01:30 PM in LV Courtroom 6C before Judge Andrew P. Gordon.
(Copies have been distributed pursuant to the NEF - MAJ) (Entered: 08/17/2023)
Date Filed # Docket Text
08/17/2023 71 MINUTES OF PROCEEDINGS - Change of Plea as to Joshua A. Martinez held on 8/17/2023 before Judge Andrew P. Gordon. Crtrm Administrator: M. Johansen; AUSA: Daniel Schiess; Def Counsel: Joanne Diamond; Court Reporter/Recorder: Judy Moore; Time of Hearing: 9:59 a.m. - 10:29 a.m.; Courtroom: 6C;
The defendant is present and at liberty. On inquiry by the Court, the defendant withdraws his motion to suppress ECF No. 36 and motion to dismiss ECF No. 39 . The report and recommendation ECF No. 67 is deemed moot. Under oath, the defendant pleads GUILTY to count two of the criminal indictment and the plea agreement is filed. Court accepts the guilty plea. This matter is referred to the probation department for investigation and report. The trial setting as to this defendant is vacated. The defendant is continued on the present terms of release.
Sentencing and disposition set for 11/28/2023 at 01:30 PM in LV Courtroom 6C before Judge Andrew P. Gordon.
(Copies have been distributed pursuant to the NEF - MAJ) (Entered: 08/17/2023)
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
What's over/under that he breaks the plea agreement before sentencing?
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
He’s a poot
Rules do not apply to him in his mind
Rules do not apply to him in his mind
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
Sentencing hearing for joshy has been moved from Nov 28 to March 5, 2024.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/60 ... -martinez/
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/60 ... -martinez/
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
Why so long???
He’s guilty
Drop the hammer!
He’s guilty
Drop the hammer!
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
My dad would have said, lock him up and throw away the key.
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Joshua Martinez - Sovcit, Bundy fanboy, 1A "auditor", felon and overall fool
I'm guessing his public defenders are quite busy with other cases. The U.S. attorneys are okay with it so joshy must be behaving. But still...