Yeah, great deal. Lump some cash of $750 for costs of changing name + $50,000 in Subway gift cards all at once. Reported to IRS as taxable income.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:18 pmThe story: https://themessenger.com/business/subwa ... -to-subwaySubway Says It Will Give a Lifetime of Free Subs If You Change Your Name to ‘Subway’
One superfan camped out for two days to get a footlong tattoo of the Subway Series logo in exchange for free Subway for life
The offer: https://newsroom.subway.com/2023-07-26- ... y-for-Life
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Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
the story
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I dunno if I trust that zoo after I saw the picture...
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Driver injured after car crashed into second floor of Pennsylvania home
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Wild, eh? I saw an initial report on that earlier today but details were scant at the time. At that time they didn't report how this car ended up on the second floor. Makes total sense now. It's Pennsylvania. I've lived in south Floriduh for so many years that I'd forgotten that other places are not pancake flat boring.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Mon Aug 07, 2023 6:49 pm Driver injured after car crashed into second floor of Pennsylvania home
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Kitui: Eagle picks snake, fight ensues, eagle drops snake, snake lands on car, bites man
https://www.citizen.digital/news/kitui- ... n-11744766
https://www.citizen.digital/news/kitui- ... n-11744766
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That's some serious bad karma.
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Coincidence?
“Texas woman injured after hawk drops snake on her”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697
“A Texas woman was attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time after the bird - which eats snakes - accidentally dropped the wriggling serpent on her.
Peggy Jones, 64, was mowing her lawn last month when a passing hawk dropped a snake on her before swooping down to angrily try to reclaim its meal.
The snake wrapped itself around her arm and began striking her face as the bird sunk its talons deep into her flesh.
The terrifying ordeal left her with cuts and bruising to her arm and face.
The bizarre incident took place on 25 July in the town of Silsbee, Texas, near the Louisiana border.”
“Texas woman injured after hawk drops snake on her”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697
“A Texas woman was attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time after the bird - which eats snakes - accidentally dropped the wriggling serpent on her.
Peggy Jones, 64, was mowing her lawn last month when a passing hawk dropped a snake on her before swooping down to angrily try to reclaim its meal.
The snake wrapped itself around her arm and began striking her face as the bird sunk its talons deep into her flesh.
The terrifying ordeal left her with cuts and bruising to her arm and face.
The bizarre incident took place on 25 July in the town of Silsbee, Texas, near the Louisiana border.”
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and:Suranis wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 8:18 am Kitui: Eagle picks snake, fight ensues, eagle drops snake, snake lands on car, bites man
https://www.citizen.digital/news/kitui- ... n-11744766
The number of people attacked by snakes dropped on them by birds of prey in 2023 now exceeds the number of Americans attacked in the US by Muslim terrorists this year. Yet the right-wing echo chamber still makes it sound like we're in imminent danger of being beheaded by hordes of masked ISIS terrorists at any moment.Uninformed wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:09 am “Texas woman injured after hawk drops snake on her”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697
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the great MSM conspiracy nobody wants you to know --- the ISIS trained eagles
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Melbourne man charged with lighting fires had Ducklings in his underwear, police allege.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... ice-allege
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Are we sure The Guardian didn't lift this story from The Onion?
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He was channeling his inner roo.
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What? You never been tickled with a feather?
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Japanese man lives dog’s life in long-haired collie suit
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The word cynic meant "dog-like" in ancient Greece. It was a dog-like joke.
And an ancient Greece joke.
You can't buy this level of humor on other planets.
Umm, this guy is a dog born into a human body, amirite?
And an ancient Greece joke.
You can't buy this level of humor on other planets.
Umm, this guy is a dog born into a human body, amirite?
The word Cynic, meaning “dog-like” in Greek, was a nickname conferred upon Diogenes of Sinope (412-323 BCE) and his followers by their detractors because, in pursuit of the good life, these freedom-seekers lived out-of-doors and, like stray dogs, got their food from ancient dumpsters and by begging. Source
I'm Foggy and I forget if I approved this message.
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Ah, so I wondered right!!
Who's a clever Fdoggy, eh? Is it you? Yes it is, you're a clever Fdoggy!
If I ever try a smart-ass joke like that, stony ground awaits it and its deserved withering.
Who's a clever Fdoggy, eh? Is it you? Yes it is, you're a clever Fdoggy!
If I ever try a smart-ass joke like that, stony ground awaits it and its deserved withering.
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So here's a wholly unrelated completely clean joke, un chiste, in imperfect (ok, actually present) Spanish, remembered from my long past schooldays:
Un hombre entra a una tienda. Pregunta al comerciante «¿vendes diclorodifeniltriclorotolueno?» El comerciante piensa por un momento y luego pregunta «aa ¿deseas comprar DDT?»
«Sí» responde el hombre «nunca recuerdo esas tres letras.»
Un hombre entra a una tienda. Pregunta al comerciante «¿vendes diclorodifeniltriclorotolueno?» El comerciante piensa por un momento y luego pregunta «aa ¿deseas comprar DDT?»
«Sí» responde el hombre «nunca recuerdo esas tres letras.»
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... plnews_d-1
The underheadline would also qualify.US driver pulled over with huge African bull riding shotgun in car
Converted vehicle stopped in Nebraska with gigantic-horned Watusi bovine called Howdy Doody as passenger
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Great joke!
"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.