Foggy dusting?

#1

Scheduled Maintenance: We will shut down briefly at 6:00 a.m. Eastern (US & Canada), Sun., 4 June

11am UK time, can I expect to see Foggy doing a Mrs Doubtfire re-enactment at this time?

If not, I may demand a refund!

Flatpoint High · #2

#3

Grumpy Git,

Foggy has one of those robotic vacuums at 6am on Sunday mornings. It is helmed by the 3 cats (overlords) of the house. (and the cats refuse to dress in drag

)

#4

Cat overlords?

Blimey.

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#5

Yeah, here's the thing - the intake valves get all clogged up with sarcasm and snark, and some of the typos leave a glob of residue, and then the secondary lateral thrusters fall out of alignment, and it's just really messy.

And somebody has to get in there and scrape and scrub and re-torque the knobs. There are a few right knobs around here, y'all know that.

Oh, wait.

Not even to mention the beer cans all over the floor, and the ashtrays overflowing, and your mom isn't here (I think

) so you're supposed to pick up after yourself.

But that's okay today. I don't mind, honest. I get out of bed at 5:30 a.m. my time every Sunday morning, put on the coveralls and the helmet and gloves and rubber boots and so forth, and by 6:00 sharp I am hard at work fiddling with the controls. I've been doing this for fourteen years now. I'm almost getting good at it.