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Srsly? Maybe that's just in Orange County?
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-hi ... s-65558327
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Suranis wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 1:32 pm https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-hi ... s-65558327
Loch Ness Monster hunter: I thought this job would be easier
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Um, yeah... about that, Sir. We here in the USA are still looking for the Bigfoots. Ask us how that is going. 8-)
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According to the "Travel Channel," pretty well. I think. I don't watch those shows, but there sure seem to be a lot of them.
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 8:10 pm According to the "Travel Channel," pretty well. I think. I don't watch those shows, but there sure seem to be a lot of them.
I do not recall when you joined the forum, but there was an expert on the Bigfoots we deferred to. His name was Ed Hale (RIP) of his Plains Radio internet show. He encountered one -- a pregnant female. He shot her dead. Govmint black SUVs came and erased it all. So it is all real. GreatGrey probably recalls Ed's story better than I.

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April 2017, I think. I don't think I remember anything about Big Foot here.
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 9:08 pm April 2017, I think. I don't think I remember anything about Big Foot here.
Yep, it was before your time. If GG wants to toss in details, he can.
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 9:08 pm April 2017, I think. I don't think I remember anything about Big Foot here.
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:rotflmao:
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RTH10260 wrote: Sun Nov 20, 2022 8:10 am the public record ...
I wonder how the police officer knew who was sleeping in that bed and addressing him by first name :think: Does he often get picked up in others beds?

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Well the dude was drugged outa his mind. And he is a trust fund baby from the Tyson chicken family. This was not the first rodeo with him. Calling him by his first name was to try and calm him. You be in the wrong house in the wrong bed.
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Saw this on facebook…
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It's the spaceshifting aliens again :lol:
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Woman wins chaotic UK cheese race despite being knocked unconscious

A 19-year-old woman from Canada won a frantic cheese-chasing race down a steep hill despite being knocked out during the extreme sporting event in the U.K. that dates back two centuries.

Hundreds of spectators gathered Monday to watch dozens of reckless racers chase a 7-pound wheel of Double Gloucester cheese down the near-vertical Cooper's Hill, near Gloucester in southwest England. The first racer to finish behind the fast-rolling cheese gets to keep it.

Delaney Irving, of Nanaimo, British Columbia, won the women's race despite being briefly knocked unconscious.

"I just remember hitting my head, I remember hurting, and then I remember waking up in the tent," Irving told Greatest Hits Radio Gloucester.
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Out from under. :thumbsup:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

The first picture under that title that shows up in a slide show: the former guy - one could think it was all about him :cantlook: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What a douche canoe. And what a headline.
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raison de arizona wrote: Sat Jun 10, 2023 1:53 pm What a douche canoe. And what a headline.
LIV Golf's Bryson DeChambeau suggests 9/11 families should forgive Saudi Arabia: 'Nobody's perfect'
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NBA Finals: Conor McGregor punch reportedly sends Heat mascot to ER after promotional skit gone awry


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‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin during her own wake in Ecuador

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Trying so hard to not quote Monty Python.
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Boris Becker "hid a Horse" in his Mallorka Bedroom.
As you do.

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Nurse fired for secret affair with patient who died during sex in hospital parking lot
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Subway Says It Will Give a Lifetime of Free Subs If You Change Your Name to ‘Subway’
One superfan camped out for two days to get a footlong tattoo of the Subway Series logo in exchange for free Subway for life
The story: https://themessenger.com/business/subwa ... -to-subway
The offer: https://newsroom.subway.com/2023-07-26- ... y-for-Life
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