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What the heck is Gen Alpha? :think:

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Suranis wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:37 am Matt probably chose this guy because he was unlikely to fight back. People like him zero in on certain types where their domination techniques will work, and it does not matter if they are a man or a woman in that case.
Exactly.
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Micky D's DOES NOT sell ice cream any more than DQ does.

They sell a non dairy confection.
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...a non-dairy confection which tastes wonderful! :biggrin:
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keith wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 5:26 pm Micky D's DOES NOT sell ice cream any more than DQ does.

They sell a non dairy confection.
They both contain dairy so I'm not sure what you mean.
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Whatever you call it, a McDonald's Ice Cream Cone is $1.79, so DickSchlapp is inflating the cost by more than 100%.
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McFranchisee (McD Truth) @McFranchisee 20h
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I think I need to raise my prices, lol.

Glad ppl are seeing that we actually have a 98% uptime on those stupid machines!

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sugar magnolia wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 6:54 pm
keith wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 5:26 pm Micky D's DOES NOT sell ice cream any more than DQ does.

They sell a non dairy confection.
They both contain dairy so I'm not sure what you mean.
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Our Vanilla Cone features creamy vanilla soft serve in a crispy cone.

Nutritional Information
Ingredients: Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono And Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate. Contains: Milk.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/prod ... %3A%20Milk.
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"Our ice cream is not lactose free," a McDonald's representative explained. "It is made of powdered milk, cream, sugar and glucose."

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sugar magnolia wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 6:54 pm
keith wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 5:26 pm Micky D's DOES NOT sell ice cream any more than DQ does.

They sell a non dairy confection.
They both contain dairy so I'm not sure what you mean.
Personally, I doubt that they actually do put dairy in them, but they claim they do on their ingredients, so I'll accept the correction. Its probably all provided via dried milk solids, but whatever.

But it is NOT Ice Cream, and that is really my point.

Ice Cream MUST have at least 10% milk fat to be called ice cream.

Dairy Queen, for example, doesn't even pretend to call their muck Ice Cream. Neither does McDonald's - they never call it anything other than 'soft serve' - but they don't correct people who don't know any better.

McDonalds nutritional lists says that a 'Soft Serve Cone' contains total fat content of 5.1% (and some of that is in the cone, no doubt) so it is simply NOT Ice Cream.

I know millions of people love the stuff, and good for them. For me. soft serve tastes like I'm licking a plastic chair leg, and not a particularly cold one at that.
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IIRC soft ice to put in cones cannot be produced with cream only cause it would solidify and cannot be dispensed from a machine. That's why soft ice is milk based and needs some solidifier else it would just turn into runny stuff when starting to melt once out of the dispensing machine. Real ice cream is what one scoops out of a box.
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Doncha just love the ingredient list? Milk with some cream. Everything else is refined or processed.
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Working to get some milk from the source :lol: He has a good sense of humor, I reckon we'll hear back.


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McDTruth replied they can call it Ice Cream, it meets the requirements. He's a great guy, so if you have technical questions about how McD can do that, shoot him a tweet.


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I don’t think any woman in a swimsuit is likely to get Matt interested.
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https://wapo.st/45yKukS
Matt Schlapp, the prominent Trump ally who leads the influential Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), was accused this week of mismanaging money and staff in a scathing resignation letter from the parent organization’s treasurer.

Bob Beauprez, the treasurer of the American Conservative Union and a board member for eight years, said he had “lost confidence” in the organization’s financial statements and could not solicit donations “in good faith.” He blamed Schlapp for excessive staff departures and suggested that violations of the organization’s bylaws could expose the storied institution to lawsuits or even criminal prosecution.

“A cancer has been metastasizing within the organization for years. It must be diagnosed, treated, and cured, or it will destroy” the organization and its foundation, Beauprez said in the letter, which was obtained by The Washington Post. “I’ve come to think that the expectations for my role as a director and officer is much the same as that of a mushroom — ‘To be kept in the dark and fed a lot of manure.’ I no longer am willing to comply.”
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Where’s Mercy to defend him against this heinous liberal plot to ruin his name?
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the storied institution
???

It ain't like this is the Adams County Flying Dachshund Golf Caddy Association. That's a storied institution, most of them NSFW stories at that.

But this? This is a bunch of two bit grifters that hold what seems like a bi-weekly Grifters Mall with a merch table.
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To fake ‘patriots’ like Matt who like to wrap themselves in the flag, Memorial Day is apparently Republican.
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Umm... May is already Military Appreciation Month. Has been since 1999.
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jez wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 6:43 pm Umm... May is already Military Appreciation Month. Has been since 1999.
They don't care enough to pay attention enough to know that.
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Schlapping is back in the news. Long stories.

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Matt Schlapp's Junk Pummeling Its Way Back Into News. More #Schlapping. CPAC encouraged to look at more sexual misconduct claims against Schlapp, 55, & 2 younger men. Carlton Huffman's lawsuit is in discovery. Beast: https://thedailybeast.com/inside-matt-s ... gainst-him FREE GIFT LINK: https://wapo.st/3sxsus1





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Listen to me, I'm relevant! Also, getting a little handsy there for comfort.
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Matt Schlapp @mschlapp wrote: I’m ready to go to the Senate
I mean, except for the part about actually being elected to it.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/cpac-boar ... tt-schlapp

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Amid allegations of sexual assault at the hands of CPAC leader Matt Schlapp, as well as financial mismanagement at the conservative group, a top official at the CPAC Foundation resigned in August with a private letter decrying a culture of secrecy and “blind loyalty” designed to protect Schlapp.

While it was publicly reported at the time that the official, former CPAC vice president Charlie Gerow, had submitted a private letter to the group’s Board of Directors, the full content of that letter has never been revealed. It was obtained by The Daily Beast as part of the lawsuit against Schlapp in Virginia’s Alexandria Circuit Court, which was filed in January by Carlton Huffman, a Republican operative who alleges the ACU chief groped him without his consent in 2022.
In his roughly 2,800-word letter, Gerow—an active CPAC leader for decades—aired concerns that the group, which hosts the annual CPAC events, was violating Washington, D.C., nonprofit laws and potentially keeping board members in the dark about financial mismanagement and legal arrangements.

Gerow also said CPAC never independently investigated Huffman’s allegations, and warned board members about investing too much confidence in Schlapp as a leader—especially given how Schlapp and his allies turned on him after he raised concerns about the extraordinary lengths the group was going to defend its chairman in a personal matter.
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