Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

[Gregg]

I love it when someone lays a landmine for these morons and one of them not just steps on it, she stomps on it thinking she just scored.

BOOM! In your face Bobo.

It ain't when you stomp it, it's when you pick your foot up.

[bill_g]

I love it when someone lays a landmine for these morons and one of them not just steps on it, she stomps on it thinking she just scored.

BOOM! In your face Bobo.

It ain't when you stomp it, it's when you pick your foot up.

Oh. Thanks. I'll rephrase ... she River Dances on it ....

[Kendra]

Her kid just blew off his court date and nothing happened to him.

[raison de arizona]

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/statu ... 58273?s=20

Another bank has just collapsed on Biden’s watch.

That’s three major bank failures since March.

Time for Biden to understand he’s destroying our economy and correct course… unless destroying the economy is his actual goal.

[sad-cafe]

is she an illegitimate granny yet?

[northland10]

Bank Failures

2017 (after 20 January) - 7
2018 - 0
2019 - 4
2020 - 4 (one was before COVID lockdowns)

2021 - 0
2022 - 0
2023 - 3

Actually, the amount of bank failures for the last 3 years is really low in comparison to past years.

Of course, BooBoo will never check the context.

The years without any failures are not on the chart (from FDIC data).

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[raison de arizona]

Lauren Boebert's Son Allowed to Appear in Court Virtually Despite Bench Warrant for Prior No-Show

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's eldest son, Tyler, has been accused of receiving special treatment over the past few months in relation to a September 2022 car crash that left a friend hospitalized and led to a misdemeanor charge of "careless driving causing bodily injury" — which was later reduced to a "defective vehicle for headlights" ticket.

On April 24, the favoritism apparently continued: A Garfield County judge let Tyler appear in court virtually, instead of in person, despite his failure to show up at a previous hearing and getting hit with a bench warrant as a result.

"Typically, if a defendant misses a court hearing and a bench warrant is issued or stayed, they are required to appear for the next date," says Sarah Nordgaard, deputy district attorney with the 9th Judicial District. "Whether that is virtual or in person just depends on individual circumstances."

The crash, which went down around 11:30 p.m. on a Saturday night, also led to D'Amato's being charged with unlawful possession of a schedule IV controlled substance after he was found carrying unprescribed Xanax pills, according to the Colorado State Police. A "silver marijuana grinder w/small amount of marijuana" was also reported to have been found in D'Amato's backpack at the scene of the crash, earning him a drug paraphernalia charge since he was under 21.

Tyler was ticketed for "careless driving resulting in bodily injury," but that was later pleaded down to a "defective vehicle" charge. He was supposed to appear in court on April 10 to show that he'd completed the court-ordered driving course, but was a no-show. His mother was not aware that he'd failed to appear, according to a source within the Boebert camp.

In most cases, a bench warrant is typically issued for a defendant who misses a court date. But that didn't happen in Tyler's case.

https://www.westword.com/news/lauren-bo ... w-16747454

This one seems like nothing to me. It's decided on a case-by-case basis, and I'm not sure any favoritism was shown to the soon-to-be father of Boebert's grandchild that isn't available to anyone else.

[raison de arizona]

Bringing congressional discourse to a new low.

Mr. Mulvaney displaying his tampon stockpile like a useless pog collection is insulting and absurd.

I’d call him a douchebag, but he’d probably be sponsored by Summers Eve next.

[Phoenix520]

Hey dummy! No one cares. If you hadn’t started honking about him he’d only be TikTok famous.

[Lani]

What the hell was she taking about?

[Phoenix520]

Budweiser being woke. Something something trans.

[Suranis]

There is a hoax going around that he was hired by Tampax to promote tampons. It's not true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tampa ... -mulvaney/

[poplove]

A sad day for the Boebert kids.

Confirmation that @laurenboebert and Jayson Boebert are divorcing.

[raison de arizona]

Party of family values. tfg. mtg. Boebert. Guiliani. Etc.

[Kendra]

So, does Jayson Boebert still get to keep his $400k a year “consulting” job?

Ron's Twitter feed is worth a look-see. He's been making hay with the Boebert divorce news.

[raison de arizona]

Word on the bird site is the Boebert wants to date other sex offenders.

[Kendra]

Word on the bird site is the Boebert wants to date other sex offenders.

Christian values and all

[raison de arizona]

Lauren Boebert’s Husband Furious as He’s Served Divorce Papers
The “family values” congresswoman cited “irreconcilable differences” for the break-up, while her husband of 20 years allegedly lashed out at a process server.

Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has filed to divorce her husband of two decades, according to court records obtained Tuesday by The Daily Beast.

The April 25 filing seeks to dissolve her marriage to Jayson Boebert, with whom she shares four sons. An affidavit of service, also obtained by The Daily Beast, indicate that Jayson Boebert appeared to be caught off guard by the court proceedings. He chased away a process server with an expletive-laden tirade and let his dogs loose when he was served with the divorce papers, the affidavit said.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”

The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.

Boebert, who has repeatedly spoken of the importance of “family values” in her short political career, told The Daily Beast in a statement Tuesday that the divorce was due to “irreconcilable differences.”

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband,” the statement said. “I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-bo ... rce-papers

[Gregg]

[bill_g]

He still looks like Howdy Doody, and she resembles a ventriloquist.

[neonzx]

So she joins MTG. SHOCKED!! SHOCKED I AM! You can see I am SHOCKED!

[bill_g]

And to keep the duplicity train on schedule, we find out she hosts Christian evangelicals in the Capital Rotunda.

Maga Pastor Sean Feucht worships in US Capitol with Lauren Boebert.

Includes TikTok video of Bobo prancing to the music. Oh boy!

[Resume18]

And to keep the duplicity train on schedule, we find out she hosts Christian evangelicals in the Capital Rotunda.

Maga Pastor Sean Feucht worships in US Capitol with Lauren Boebert.

Includes TikTok video of Bobo prancing to the music. Oh boy!

Phony-baloney grifter-in-training.

[bill_g]

Phony-baloney grifter-in-training.

Musta been a super-duper special event cuz Caleb Parke has carefully curated multiple videos for your spirit filled pleasure.

WARNING:Take your antiemetics before viewing.

[Resume18]

Phony-baloney grifter-in-training.

Musta been a super-duper special event cuz Caleb Parke has carefully curated multiple videos for your spirit filled pleasure.

WARNING:Take your antiemetics before viewing.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion . . ."

Lauren and Co. forget about that part. They are also too full of shit,