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Kendra wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 2:39 pm
Ben-Prime wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 2:30 pm
Kendra wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 2:29 pm

Are you suggesting a thread title change?
I wasn't explicitly, but I noticed we don't really have a good nickname for him yet. So if it's good enough for a thread title, well, that's practically a knighthood around these here parts. Not sure I've earned *that* yet.
I think I started this thread, but will entertain any and all suggestions. :biggrin:
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Kendra wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:00 pm I think he deserves his own thread, three title suggestions welcome :biggrin:

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Thread title changed.
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Kendra wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:29 pm

:crazy:
Is he getting checked by a breathalyzer?
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It may be a surprise to Jackson, but I suspect the President does more than just take meetings. At my employer, meetings are scheduled 9am-2pm ET, M-F. That's it. I definitely work more than 5 hours a day though, it's just that outside those hours I am doing actual work, not taking meetings. Oh, and it is difficult to schedule a meeting with me on nights and weekends as well. :shrug:
Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX wrote: WHAT!? Biden can’t be bothered in the mornings, evenings, or on the weekend!? The Presidency is a 24/7 job, and he can only work 6 HOURS A DAY!? He needs to resign IMMEDIATELY! You deserve MUCH BETTER!!
Jim VandeHei @JimVandeHei wrote: 🚨🚨Some White House officials say it's difficult to schedule public or private events with the president in the morning, in the evening, or on weekends: The vast majority of Biden’s public events happen on weekdays, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
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Does he remember tfg's executive time?
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:03 pm Does he remember tfg's executive time?
He doesn't remember how many drinks he's had so far today.
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:lol:
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:03 pm Does he remember tfg's executive time?
He doesn't care. If Biden did everything exactly like Trump, he would still scream. If Biden decided to build the wall, he would still say that means he should be removed.
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Contradicted by the content of the message. Be aware, someone is pretending to be on our planet!
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Back the police? Even the Capitol Police :think:
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RTH10260 wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 9:59 pm Back the police? Even the Capitol Police :think:
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Michael Fanone would like a word.
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Ronny with a heartwarming Mother’s Day message.
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Hims first wife died when she was 39, of lung cancer. His youngest, Bre, was 5 at the time. When I started dating him, she was almost 7. Hims raised Bre all by himself until we became a serious couple. In all that time, he never referred to himself as "mother" but he sure did all the things mothers do. I think the term is "parenting."

I've yet to see a same sex couple with children where one spouse is referred to "mom" if he's male or "dad" if female.

BTW, weren't they raging uncontrollably just a few years ago because some kids have two "dads" or "mommies?"
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 4:31 pm Hims first wife died when she was 39, of lung cancer. His youngest, Bre, was 5 at the time. When I started dating him, she was almost 7. Hims raised Bre all by himself until we became a serious couple. In all that time, he never referred to himself as "mother" but he sure did all the things mothers do. I think the term is "parenting."

I've yet to see a same sex couple with children where one spouse is referred to "mom" if he's male or "dad" if female.

BTW, weren't they raging uncontrollably just a few years ago because some kids have two "dads" or "mommies?"
Yeah, it was probably more than a few years they have been raging. :roll:

I laugh lightly about this, but in our family, which was cis heterosexual couple -- we called our 'rents by their given name in mixed company once we were teens. Not out of disrespect, but to avoid confusion. "Dad!" and "Mom!" doesn't work well when half the venue turns to look.

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neonzx wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 4:58 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 4:31 pm Hims first wife died when she was 39, of lung cancer. His youngest, Bre, was 5 at the time. When I started dating him, she was almost 7. Hims raised Bre all by himself until we became a serious couple. In all that time, he never referred to himself as "mother" but he sure did all the things mothers do. I think the term is "parenting."

I've yet to see a same sex couple with children where one spouse is referred to "mom" if he's male or "dad" if female.

BTW, weren't they raging uncontrollably just a few years ago because some kids have two "dads" or "mommies?"
Yeah, it was probably more than a few years they have been raging. :roll:

I laugh lightly about this, but in our family, which was cis heterosexual couple -- we called our 'rents by their given name in mixed company once we were teens. Not out of disrespect, but to avoid confusion. "Dad!" and "Mom!" doesn't work well when half the venue turns to look.

8-)
When I was 16, I got my first job at a retail pharmacy the manager of which was a family friend -- eventually, he and my uncle, both pharmacists, went into business together with their own small joint -- and one of the other employees was my grandmother. Since I couldn't refer to her as 'grandma' at work, I got into the swing of calling her 'Rosalie'. Since it felt silly to call *her* by her name and my mother 'Mom', it just spread from there.

My grandfather was not a fan of this, and 10 years later, we would have a HUGE fight over it which spoiled our relationship for a few years until in his final year of dementia, pre-death, all he could remember about me was that I was the grandson with the good taste in food, so he would only eat in the nursing home if the nurses told him I brought the food. It worked for awhile.
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That man has truly gone bonkers. But they vote for him.

Oh, it''s Texas. Never mind.
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How many millions did the T crime family make by having contracts with China and selling out the American workers :think: :?:
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Is Ronny going to do some off-grid homesteading this summer? :lol:
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Surprise. Ronny is drunk again at only 5pm his local time on a Thursday. How is the liver holding up?
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