He does have previous Astronaut experience.
George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
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Why would anyone choose George for anything?
Is he rich?
Powerful?
Popular in America? In New York state? In his own district?
The only thing that distinguishes George from anybody else in this great land of ours is that he's really a famous liar. He is famous for lying, and that's the only source of his fame. Nothing else. He hasn't done anything else, except tell lies.
So what job requires a really good prolific liar, and then we can help him get a job in 2025.
Is he rich?
Powerful?
Popular in America? In New York state? In his own district?
The only thing that distinguishes George from anybody else in this great land of ours is that he's really a famous liar. He is famous for lying, and that's the only source of his fame. Nothing else. He hasn't done anything else, except tell lies.
So what job requires a really good prolific liar, and then we can help him get a job in 2025.
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Well, you would want George aboard, cause then you can claim he was the first man on the moon
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Now if we can get him on one before they get all the kinks out...
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Do we have any proof that he is actually married?
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I think those were Tic Tacs.Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:41 amHe's a Republican! He would never lie! His party would never tolerate it!
Whoops, have I forgotten to take my medication again?
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As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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Bad enough that he's a liar, but being catty makes him downright tacky. Bless his heart.
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Gosh, I am really not understanding Katira, this homocon (homosexual conservative). I don't know what pronoun to use -- he/she/they? I need help here. Very complicated.
It has nice botox face skin, though.
It has nice botox face skin, though.
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Glad to help. For that turd, it's a combination of she and it: she/it."
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There must be massive cuts in there, given Santos' emphatic denial.
Rep. George Santos @RepSantosNY03 wrote: .@HouseGOP has passed the Limit, Save, Grow Act to raise the debt ceiling, rein in spending, protect Social Security, and preserve VA funding!
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Didn't they just propose a cut of 22 percent to the VA?
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Indeed they did: https://www.va.gov/opa/pressrel/pressre ... fm?id=5874
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Santos calls for his own national divorce.
https://twitter.com/santos4congress/sta ... 7711728641
https://twitter.com/santos4congress/sta ... 7711728641
George Santos @Santos4Congress wrote: It’s time we all understand that the LGB people have different social issues than the TQIA++++++ people do.
So I’m calling for a DIVORCE of the LGB from the TQIA+.
#LGB
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George Santos (R-NY) and his imaginative (but dishonest) résumé
Oh, Goody! Because (among other things) the agenda of the "A" folks is well known for its destructive...what?
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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There seems to be a subtle push to get the more conservative members of the LBG community to denounce trans people. I’m seeing it around social media.
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Is it working?
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Not so far. It’s still pretty stealthy and may not take off. We shall see